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This article also appeared on the general Team Press Releases forum as well as the Oceania Press Releases forum:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=136941
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=136945


CITY OF CHAMPIONS UPDATE


Welcome to the 1st edition of the City of Champions Update, a look into the happenings within both of Brisbane’s champion football teams.

Indeed, since the Brisbane Bandits won the Oceania AAA League Championship, they moved up to the Pro League where the Brisbane Gods won that League’s Championship.
So, now we have two Champions in the city.

The owners of both teams thought it would be a good idea to join forces, in a public relations manner, and provide the good people of Brisbane some interesting behind-the-scenes tidbits about their respective teams. So without further ado, here is some info about the Gods.

The Gods lost their star CB, Cordell Walker, in the off-season and felt that they received less than market value for him. But they did so in order to accommodate the player’s wish to join the Bel Air Beardogs in one of the lower USA leagues, where he also took a GM position. They would like it known that they are looking to add a high level CB to replace him and are willing to pay the price.

In other player news, the Gods have tapped a high level LB to join their team when his current contract expires later this week. The Gods’ star QB, Risto Matley, told the Brisbane media that he expects to “set an unbreakable all-time record for the most passing yards in a 16 game season” on the heels of an impressive 400+ yard passing performance.

The Brisbane Bandits, meanwhile, have recently made a few blockbuster deals. The first of these involved disgruntled WR Bernard Blaze, who wanted to join a more pass-happy offense, and camp holdout LB Felix Adames, both of whom were traded to the Canadian AA level Moose Jaw Marauders in exchange for star CB Justin Straub, who will start right away. The arrival of Straub created a logjam at the position, so the Bandits then traded away CB Stickem Hayes to the New Orleans Swampdogs of the USA A#5 League, where Hayes’ agent is the owner. The Bandits got a lower level DE and some cash in return.

After last season’s Pro Championship win, fans are understandably going wild and, according to Gods management, have purchased in the neighbourhood of 500K on food, drinks and merchandise. Meanwhile, The Bandits management announced that off-season stadium upgrades went well, new seats have been added and construction is completed. The recently renamed Brisbane Bunker now holds up to 30K seats, including 1000 club seats, and another expansion is planned for the next off-season.

That’s all for today. Join us again for the next edition of the City of Champions Update in a few days.

Last edited Apr 29, 2008 11:52:31
 
catspaw27
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Nice update, not much reading by the masses though...but I liked it.
 
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Nice...Haplos...if you ever need an interview about secondaries or non obscure football stats...im your man...LOL
 
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Drifter Nomellini has fired his press agent and reportedly threw the Brisbane Bandits' PR managers 500 lb Oak desk out the window after not being mentioned as an offseason acquisition and starting the season leading the team in Tackles for Loss.
Last edited Apr 29, 2008 18:01:49
 
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The God's management have made it clearly known that playing staff's grievances are to be handled internally to a conclusion amicable to everyone involved. They would also like to point out that no player has ever aired a grievance, either publically, or in private.

We are concerned that Drifter Nomellini and his actions could very well destabilise the Bandits' roster, and voice our wish that this should not happen. We do not need any assistance, intentional or not, in beating the bandits this year.

Zöe
 
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Management would like to officially and publicly apologize to Mr. Drifter Nomellini for omitting to mention his acquisition by the Bandits. It is simply a regrettable oversight that in no way reflects the value that we put on said player.

We appreciate his candor and commitment to the team.

Our sincerest apologies!
Last edited Apr 30, 2008 09:13:12
 
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Drifter Nomellini's new press agent has issued a statement that it was all just a big misunderstanding and that Mr Nomellini is really just a big Teddy Bear but sometimes gets cranky when he misses out on his mid-afternoon snack consisting of a full pork shoulder and a gallon bucket of baked beans.

 
Cyanide99
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The Gods/Bandits rivalry is going to be legendary.
 
supertrissy
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We should all get together and have a Brisbane Champion's Day BBQ, free for all fans of both teams.

Just a nice gesture of sportsmanship and appreciation in this great city of Brisbane.
 
Daman
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lol
 
sxewesley
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The Brisbane Heat of the Oceania AA League have issued an apology to the entire city of Brisbane for not bringing home the AA League Championship.

They vow to add to the Brisbane trophy collection this year and work their way up to the Pro League in the seasons to come.
 
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go heat.
Last edited Apr 30, 2008 18:29:36
 
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comon heat represent
 


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