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The matchup we've all been waiting for, the Cocks have had the hardest wait of all, though. They've been holding out for 3 weeks now and they're ready to blow... right back into the playoff hunt.

Claremont has amassed over 60 sacks this season, but we'll see if Puvirnituq brings protection on Wednesday evening. Get ready Cocks because in two days Puvi's "coming".

I love the innuendos, the thread title also sounds like the name of a porn flick.

"We plan to stick it in their mouths" says team owner AWoody251. "That's what you have to do to a team like this. Hit it hard, hit it fast, hit it long. That is the game plan for tomorrows game"

This match up looks quite exciting. The Cocks have been in the middle of the pack, just where they like to be. Every other game, you think the Cocks are out, no they're in, no they're out, look they just go back in.... To those elite teams that will be making the playoffs this year.

Puvi on the other hand have been quite dominant, they took out the last undefeated team on the road to securing their spot in the playoffs. Can their rushing game pound it up the middle? Or will their passing game have to give the ol' reach around?

As stated above we have been waiting weeks for this. Everyone is throbbing with anticipation. Well see if the Underdog Cocks has what it takes to leave it all on the field....Literally.

Latest Interview's from Team Claremont-

"As a Cock, in more ways than one, I've been waiting for this week to come. I've never been so pumped, the team has really been working hard." says Cock's linebacker Ram Bo. I also had the chance to speak with kicker Splitting Upright's. "I've kicked a lot of things in my life, balls included. Now I am just ready to kick some Puvi ass. I know team owner, AWoody251, has really been rubbing this game in our face. The Cock's are coming big tomorrow."

We'll break back in as we here more! Back to you John.

Strom's post was cool

now there's just way to many blatant attempts at sexual innuendos

Originally posted by True Blue Titan
Strom's post was cool

now there's just way to many blatant attempts at sexual innuendos

That's the point of a team named The Cock's? But glad to know you appreciate one attempt at sexual innuendos, from there it gets a little to "homosexual" for you.

Originally posted by True Blue Titan
Strom's post was cool

now there's just way to many blatant attempts at sexual innuendos

I hate the fact that I cant make a joke about my own team...

Originally posted by jabax4
Originally posted by True Blue Titan

Strom's post was cool

now there's just way to many blatant attempts at sexual innuendos

That's the point of a team named The Cock's? But glad to know you appreciate one attempt at sexual innuendos, from there it gets a little to "homosexual" for you.

1 joke? look over your post. if you can count you'll see alot more

some of them were funny but you dont need like 2 or 3 in every sentence

I think it's safe to say DAKING is pulling (for the) Cocks in this one.

QB Stefan Grant is well known for his soft touch down the middle. However, should the D come early, he assuredly will still be able to score over the top.

Originally posted by Chefnastee
I think it's safe to say DAKING is pulling (on the) Cocks in this one.

Fixed

You are just bitter from getting ya ass whooped Week 1??

Originally posted by DAKING
You are just bitter from getting ya ass whooped Week 1??

LOL...Nah, just saw a chance to twist the words a bit and make fun of you...so easy ever since you bailed out on the avatar bet.

The Musketeers trained really hard this week in preperation for the Cocks. They have a small roster so they've resorted to practicing on themselves. In scrimmages the Puvi defense has swarmed the artificial Cocks. Even after this long Thanksgiving weekend they're still hungry, and plan to gobble down some more. Strong safety Les Drew said, "I'm gonna eat [the Cocks'] quarterback alive."
In today's matchup we should see some fast paced ball slinging by both teams. Puvirnituq is confident they can get some good Cock blocks for their run game, but Claremont's linebackers are persistent, and won't take no for an answer.

In the end though, whoever lasts the longest gets the toast.

Well folks, it's gameday! The sun is dripping down through the clouds and feels warm on the backs of the game's attendants. The crowd is thick and pulsating with anticipation of the struggle they are about to witness today. The field is freshly trimmed, not a blade out of place, and it looks deceptively inviting, but in just a few hours that patch is going to get beat up pretty good. The players are still in pregame preparation in locker rooms, but the excitement of the fans may coax them out to play a little early. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this should be a romp to remember here this afternoon as the Musketeers of Puvirnituq try to bring the pain to the Cocks of Claremont.