Warrior General Games

I assume the rest of AA#1 loves when they get to play the Claremont Cocks, so I thought I would dedicate a thread to everyone's favorite game of the season. It might not be a rivalry, but everyone loves Cocks, right? I think the reason it's so fun to play with Cocks is because they're so BIG! I mean, their roster is loaded with players over level 40, when most teams in this league are lucky to just have a few.

Puvirnituq invites the Cocks to come in their special place on Tuesday, http://goallineblitz.com/game/stadium.pl?team_id=3474.
The stadium should get filled with white stuff, http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/CAQC0439
You can't scare us though, because we already have Ripp Hymen, http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=544511 right next to our Hairy Taint http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=367025

Oh, and per the owner of the Musketeers:
Originally posted by XUMuskie85
Free birth control for the first 5000 fans at Puvirnituq against the Cocks. Maybe we will do $1 beers to encourage use of the birth control.
from: http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1739119

Just wanted to make sure the Cocks got a warmup before finally reaching Tuesdays climax. Hope this isn't too premature, otherwise aWoody might jizz in his pants.

As being the only good guard on the team..... *starting*??? No...... I have to say this 0-2 start has shocked me.



Also the Sack-Fest of the Roosters QB is brought to you by
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=429709
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=563318



This event is not sponsored by Matt Bloom.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=621194

This thread could soon compete with the Mathew Chapman Appreciation thread.
It could be endless...

Actually, the sack fest was brought to you by this guy...

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=396396

lmfaooo classic stuff

We sold 15104 beers in our first home game, looking to at least triple that with $1 beers.

We cant wait to get on the Cocks, we have a tight end that we didn't have when we beat those Cocks last season, the tight end needs a good workout to get loose for the rest of the season

Originally posted by gameface25
We cant wait to get on the Cocks, we have a tight end that we didn't have when we beat those Cocks last season, the tight end needs a good workout to get loose for the rest of the season

Careful, Cocks will go to town on a tight end. Tear it up!

Is it true that the Cocks used to play in the Oceania league?
I thought that I heard the Cocks used to play in the deep bush...
And their fans loved to blow on their diggereedoos.

Never in the league, but I hear they made some scrimmage; any chance to go down under.

In their last game the Cocks had a hard time getting it up. Once their passing game got into gear they were driving it in their as hard as they could. They let their balls swing all over the place. Left, and right. Left, then right again.
Kodiak got them with 13 tappers, though.

Originally posted by Slade
Is it true that the Cocks used to play in the Oceania league?
I thought that I heard the Cocks used to play in the deep bush...
And their fans loved to blow on their diggereedoos.

Oceania Pro league is amazing tbh though.

Originally posted by Linker2596



Oceania Pro league is amazing tbh though.

seriously man?.....

I gotta tell ya, I feel all warm and tingly before a game with the cocks, but afterwards our whole team has trouble walking right. I mean, they really work you good, hitting you from both ends, going deep, going shallow, changing the tempo. You never really know what to expect-- even when you think you got 'em down, they can just spring up in your face! Hopefully that predicted FREEZING FOG (really Strom?) should shrivel their enthusiasm. Go Muskies!

They really are stiff competition