There once was a team from the West.
Who boasted that they were the best.
Though they looked like a beast,
Bort's Bowl against the East.
Proved them not up to the test.

east and test dont rhyme >:O

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A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.

Originally posted by The Duff Man
There once was a team from the West.
Who boasted that they were the best.
Though they looked like a beast,
Bort's Bowl against the East.
Proved them not up to the test.


As *O* stood pounding on their chest

We pounded whose chest?

On your own chest like a gorilla in a sign of victory... I was making your short Poem rhyme properly..

a) It does rhyme properly.
b) Phew, thought you had a spycam set up in my bedroom or something with the chest pounding comment.

lol...

The last line is out of place is all...

There once was a man from nantucket

S10 is over. WW accepts the trophy. Let the off-season begin.

Originally posted by Dope
There once was a man from nantucket

Who went on vacation in Phucket

Originally posted by kadafitcd
lol...

The last line is out of place is all...

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Originally posted by Doomsday
Championship Matches
1. Chicago Mustangs (E) 44 San Jose Spartans (W) 31
MVP - Greg Alstott HB 33 Rush, 136.5yds; 1 Rec, 4yds; 3 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=8722

2. Washington Extreme (W) 30 Chicago Mustangs (E) 0
MVP - Leroy Jenkem WR 6 Rec, 98yds, 2 TD, 1 PR, 20yd
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=37237

3. Kalamazoo Coyotes (E) 31 Bourbon Street Bullies (W) 17
MVP - Ray Finkle K 8/9 FG, 1/1 PAT
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=78239

4. Boston Nighthawks (E) 31 San Antonio Saints (W) 10
MVP - James Washington HB 35 Rush, 192.5yds; 2 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=139251

5. Kalamazoo Coyotes (E) 35 Bourbon Street Bullies (W) 13
MVP - Motor Mouth WR 10 Rec, 180yds, 3 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=209710

6. Boston Nighthawks (E) 33 Monmouth Evil Monkeys (W) 21
MVP - Sandesh Pawar CB 6 Tkl, 3 Int, 1 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=288060

7. Washington Bullets (E) 34 Minnesota Marauders (W) 27
MVP - Gai Jones TE 9 Rec, 132yds, 1 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=372456

8. Las Vegas Gamblers (E) 34 Monmouth Evil Monkeys (W) 14
MVP - Vincent "Bo" Jackson HB 29 Rush, 157.5yds; 2 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473072

9. ***Official*** Footballguys (E) 44 Monmouth Evil Monkeys (W) 37
MVP - S.G. Jett WR 7 Rec, 116.5yds, 1 TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=586532

10. Monmouth Evil Monkeys
MVP - TBA
Game ID: TBA

Undefeated Seasons
Boston Nighthawks (E) 20-0 (perfect season) Sea. 6
Honolulu Hurricane Warriors (W) 18-0 (before 3rd rd. loss) Sea. 6
Green Bay Maulers (E) 17-0 (before 2nd rd. loss) Sea. 9
Detroit Demon Lions (E) 17-0 (before 2nd rd. loss) Sea. 4

I put this together so people who haven't been here since the start can have an idea of what teams won the gold since season 1. I hope I got all the team names right since a couple have been sold and might have changed since then. If a mod wants to sticky I'll update it after each season or I can try to search it for a bump.

FIXED

So the Monmouth Evil Monkeys are like the Buffalo Bills of the GLB world? That championship game in season 9 was epic too. It went to overtime and then they lost. USA Pro League, huh. This looks like fun.

Originally posted by Otis T. Scupper
Originally posted by kadafitcd

lol...

The last line is out of place is all...

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Sometimes there's just no reaching people