Mavs beat the Sharks, and move to .500.(probably for the last time this season)
Thunder Bay Ontario(cp)....After suffering back to back huge losses to the Mounties and Wizards, the Mavs were ready to face a team they had a shot against. After a 20 hour bus ride from southeast Alberta, to the shores of Lake Superior, a fired up Mavs team, disembarked their bus for the friendly confines of The Shark Tank in Thunder Bay.
Trying to take a page from the Montreal Maulers of season 8, the Sharks met the Mavs with a security detail as they left the bus, this one headed up by the Staal brothers, Jordan, Eric and Marc.
"These guys brought the Staal brothers out to try and intimidate us" said mavs Owner Dan "the Staal brothers, I'm still laughing...oh man....after last season and meeting Georges Laraque, nothing scares me any more, my farts still don't making any sound.
They may as well have brought the Jonas Brothers."
The Mavs, who came in expecting a tough fought battle walked out with a huge win.
A 62-16 victory in which the running game dominated. The mavs 1-2 punch of CYA, and Proskillz combined for total of 381 ruching yards and 8 Td's on the ground.
While the Mavs passing game was quiet, inside the locker room their stud WR Robert McKnight was his usual outspoken self. "We came in here expecting to have a game on our hands, but we whooped them. Even though I only caught two balls, my hand is broken in three places from when I punched the ASSASIN in the face, sumbitch just stood there smiling at me, it's nice to see my boys go off like that in the running game. Hell I even had a pancake, I was blocking my butt off today. Instead of Thunder Bay I'm thinking these guys should go play in the Bay of Pigs. Now throw me the damn ball next week Willy"
Mavs standout LB Ernie Mcrackin(5tckls 2pd's and a Fmr) had this to say "I got off the bus and Ryan handed me one of those name tags that say "hi my name is" , and he wrote Phil in there. These guys think their real funny. I hope they think 2-6 is funny too"
"This game was one of those games I had circled on my schedule" said owner Dan" we have very few bright spots this season, this is one of them. The last game I had circled on my shedule , we really screwed up, and screwed Crowbar and the boys, we played this a little more "traditionally", and got a very big win. Maybe Crow will move us up one this week. Now go away and stop eyeballing my chicken"
Next up for hte Mavs ........the rest of their brutal schedule against this very tough western conference......in particular though, the Cardinal Redbirds. Where the hell is Cardinal Canada anyway?
Thunder Bay Ontario(cp)....After suffering back to back huge losses to the Mounties and Wizards, the Mavs were ready to face a team they had a shot against. After a 20 hour bus ride from southeast Alberta, to the shores of Lake Superior, a fired up Mavs team, disembarked their bus for the friendly confines of The Shark Tank in Thunder Bay.
Trying to take a page from the Montreal Maulers of season 8, the Sharks met the Mavs with a security detail as they left the bus, this one headed up by the Staal brothers, Jordan, Eric and Marc.
"These guys brought the Staal brothers out to try and intimidate us" said mavs Owner Dan "the Staal brothers, I'm still laughing...oh man....after last season and meeting Georges Laraque, nothing scares me any more, my farts still don't making any sound.
They may as well have brought the Jonas Brothers."
The Mavs, who came in expecting a tough fought battle walked out with a huge win.
A 62-16 victory in which the running game dominated. The mavs 1-2 punch of CYA, and Proskillz combined for total of 381 ruching yards and 8 Td's on the ground.
While the Mavs passing game was quiet, inside the locker room their stud WR Robert McKnight was his usual outspoken self. "We came in here expecting to have a game on our hands, but we whooped them. Even though I only caught two balls, my hand is broken in three places from when I punched the ASSASIN in the face, sumbitch just stood there smiling at me, it's nice to see my boys go off like that in the running game. Hell I even had a pancake, I was blocking my butt off today. Instead of Thunder Bay I'm thinking these guys should go play in the Bay of Pigs. Now throw me the damn ball next week Willy"
Mavs standout LB Ernie Mcrackin(5tckls 2pd's and a Fmr) had this to say "I got off the bus and Ryan handed me one of those name tags that say "hi my name is" , and he wrote Phil in there. These guys think their real funny. I hope they think 2-6 is funny too"
"This game was one of those games I had circled on my schedule" said owner Dan" we have very few bright spots this season, this is one of them. The last game I had circled on my shedule , we really screwed up, and screwed Crowbar and the boys, we played this a little more "traditionally", and got a very big win. Maybe Crow will move us up one this week. Now go away and stop eyeballing my chicken"
Next up for hte Mavs ........the rest of their brutal schedule against this very tough western conference......in particular though, the Cardinal Redbirds. Where the hell is Cardinal Canada anyway?
Last edited May 11, 2009 09:25:56
He's more than welcome to join us on vacation following tomorrows game....sadly we don't anymore strength in our schedule follow the Grizzlies...Port Arcadian doesn't have enough fire for us to worry about 
Well I am about to create one now because well we need one for 2 8-0 teams going head to head. 
