Originally posted by poopoomcgoop
Originally posted by Guest2950
I approve this thread
I sifted through 40 pages of the Thornology thread to gather these teachings of Thorn. Of course this is a work in progress. But read these words, and learn from them.
Originally posted by Chessey
7hoR/\/&7h3CR3\/\/??
Originally posted by the47x
I have studied the book of Thorn for many a day. I have read until I grew tired and weary. And then I pressed on.
Originally posted by Chessey
Originally posted by the47x
Originally posted by Chessey
Originally posted by the47x
Tenacious about worshipping Thorn!
I wish everyone could be as vigilant as you.
Nay. I wish everyone could be as vigilant as the savior, Thorn.
Truly a humble and virtuous servant to Thorn.
Originally posted by poopoomcgoop
NC endorses this thread.
Originally posted by poopoomcgoop
This needs to be sticked imo
Our church is constructed of cinder blocks and love, two things which are fireproof. Thornology Page 29 Post 8
The book of Thorn strictly prohibits communication between the genitals and mouth of a man. Naming your genitals, however, is allowed. Thornology, Page 26 Post 8
"But as many as received him, to them gave he flex to become the sons of Thorn, even to them that believe on his name." the47x 1:12
Thorn was actually cast as Batman in "The Dark Knight" but he couldn't be there for the first day of shooting because he had to donate both of his kidneys and an appendix to a sick orphan that day. They gave the role to Christian Bale, who then proceeded to whale on his mom and sister. WWTD?
"Thorn's coin jar was filled with a potpourri of metal currency: The quarter, dime, nickel and penny lived harmoniously. Upon closer inspection there are also Sacajawea and Susan B. Anthony dollars. This goes to show that Thorn casts aside neither coin nor man."
"He will strike down the wicked (non-believers!) and reward the faithful Thornites with eternal salvation in his basement, playing Sega Genesis all day until our thumbs hurt. After that, we will climb into our (SEPARATE) vintage 80's sleeping bags for a slumber party. Mine is going to be a Knight Rider one." Thornology, Page 25 Post 4
"And Thorn did paint the houses of faithful Thornites with Benjamin Moore paint, and two coats of salvation. All they had to do was believe" Thornology, Page 9 Post 15
"Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in Thorn's basement!"
"i said are thornite if u ssay some blasphemous agarn i will smite"
"And Thorn did tackle every non-believer, and force them to try his delicious three egg omlette. There was much cheese and bell pepper inside."
On the morning of July 8th, 2008 Thorn did appear to the47x in his Wheaties bowl and command him to proclaim Thornology to the masses. So it was commanded, so it was done. After this the47x added milk and raisin to his savior and consumed him Thornology, Page 13 Post 15
"StevenJackson39 did attempt to rebuke the Thornites with lies of marriage to a woman, and having succesfully procreated. The diligent Thornites pressed onward, and were rewarded with eternal salvation." -Thornology, Page 5 Post 9
It's a great religion. I thought of it one day when I sitting by a pond, pulling out tadpoles and eating them. Thorn grabbed me by the shoulder and said "Hey, man! Stop eating these poliwogs." (His face was covered at the time by a burka) I listened to his advice then, and it helped me out greatly. My logic: Why not listen to his advice all of the time? WWTD? Thornology Page 15 Post 6
"The47x, I'm glad to see your passion for what is good and beautiful has not waned. I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to you about this important issue, I will see what I can do.
-Thorn" From the mouth of Thorn, Thornology Page 18, Post 2
"Thorn will reward the faithful and smite the infidels with the fury of 1,000 dinosaurs." Thornology Page 16 Post 3
"Thorn's greatest disciple shall reap the greatest reward, supposedly greater then eternal salvation with the almighty Thorn. Perhaps it is a glossy photo of him?"
"Blessed be he who has had their knee graced by the wonderous hand of Thorn." Chessey Scriptures, Thornology, Page 21 Post 5
"On Season 14, day -2 the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. . . . They will see Thorn coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. . . . I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. For Thorn is going to come in glory and then he will reward each person according to what he has done. Thorn said: In my house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you... And I will come back and take you to be with me that you may also be where I am."
FFA 3:83
I say then that for Thornology to succeed that it's followers would need to endure the hard times. If we all turned and fled whenever some began to put Thornites down this movement would have ended when StephenJackson39 first posted, but the47x persevered and we kept on keeping on. Cheer up and remember, Thorn loves all his children.
Originally posted by Bort
Originally posted by the47x
Originally posted by Chessey
Originally posted by the47x
"The47x, I'm glad to see your passion for what is good and beautiful has not waned. I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to you about this important issue, I will see what I can do.
-Thorn" From the mouth of Thorn, Thornology Page 18, Post 2
0 pics received
"Let he who has Thorn pics cast the first stone"
I swear he looks like Phil S Hoffman:
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/philip-seymour-hoffman_l.jpg
Originally posted by Guest2950
I approve this thread
I sifted through 40 pages of the Thornology thread to gather these teachings of Thorn. Of course this is a work in progress. But read these words, and learn from them.
Originally posted by Chessey
7hoR/\/&7h3CR3\/\/??
Originally posted by the47x
I have studied the book of Thorn for many a day. I have read until I grew tired and weary. And then I pressed on.
Originally posted by Chessey
Originally posted by the47x
Originally posted by Chessey
Originally posted by the47x
Tenacious about worshipping Thorn!
I wish everyone could be as vigilant as you.
Nay. I wish everyone could be as vigilant as the savior, Thorn.
Truly a humble and virtuous servant to Thorn.
Originally posted by poopoomcgoop
NC endorses this thread.
Originally posted by poopoomcgoop
This needs to be sticked imo
Our church is constructed of cinder blocks and love, two things which are fireproof. Thornology Page 29 Post 8
The book of Thorn strictly prohibits communication between the genitals and mouth of a man. Naming your genitals, however, is allowed. Thornology, Page 26 Post 8
"But as many as received him, to them gave he flex to become the sons of Thorn, even to them that believe on his name." the47x 1:12
Thorn was actually cast as Batman in "The Dark Knight" but he couldn't be there for the first day of shooting because he had to donate both of his kidneys and an appendix to a sick orphan that day. They gave the role to Christian Bale, who then proceeded to whale on his mom and sister. WWTD?
"Thorn's coin jar was filled with a potpourri of metal currency: The quarter, dime, nickel and penny lived harmoniously. Upon closer inspection there are also Sacajawea and Susan B. Anthony dollars. This goes to show that Thorn casts aside neither coin nor man."
"He will strike down the wicked (non-believers!) and reward the faithful Thornites with eternal salvation in his basement, playing Sega Genesis all day until our thumbs hurt. After that, we will climb into our (SEPARATE) vintage 80's sleeping bags for a slumber party. Mine is going to be a Knight Rider one." Thornology, Page 25 Post 4
"And Thorn did paint the houses of faithful Thornites with Benjamin Moore paint, and two coats of salvation. All they had to do was believe" Thornology, Page 9 Post 15
"Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in Thorn's basement!"
"i said are thornite if u ssay some blasphemous agarn i will smite"
"And Thorn did tackle every non-believer, and force them to try his delicious three egg omlette. There was much cheese and bell pepper inside."
On the morning of July 8th, 2008 Thorn did appear to the47x in his Wheaties bowl and command him to proclaim Thornology to the masses. So it was commanded, so it was done. After this the47x added milk and raisin to his savior and consumed him Thornology, Page 13 Post 15
"StevenJackson39 did attempt to rebuke the Thornites with lies of marriage to a woman, and having succesfully procreated. The diligent Thornites pressed onward, and were rewarded with eternal salvation." -Thornology, Page 5 Post 9
It's a great religion. I thought of it one day when I sitting by a pond, pulling out tadpoles and eating them. Thorn grabbed me by the shoulder and said "Hey, man! Stop eating these poliwogs." (His face was covered at the time by a burka) I listened to his advice then, and it helped me out greatly. My logic: Why not listen to his advice all of the time? WWTD? Thornology Page 15 Post 6
"The47x, I'm glad to see your passion for what is good and beautiful has not waned. I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to you about this important issue, I will see what I can do.
-Thorn" From the mouth of Thorn, Thornology Page 18, Post 2
"Thorn will reward the faithful and smite the infidels with the fury of 1,000 dinosaurs." Thornology Page 16 Post 3
"Thorn's greatest disciple shall reap the greatest reward, supposedly greater then eternal salvation with the almighty Thorn. Perhaps it is a glossy photo of him?"
"Blessed be he who has had their knee graced by the wonderous hand of Thorn." Chessey Scriptures, Thornology, Page 21 Post 5
"On Season 14, day -2 the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. . . . They will see Thorn coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. . . . I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. For Thorn is going to come in glory and then he will reward each person according to what he has done. Thorn said: In my house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you... And I will come back and take you to be with me that you may also be where I am."
FFA 3:83
I say then that for Thornology to succeed that it's followers would need to endure the hard times. If we all turned and fled whenever some began to put Thornites down this movement would have ended when StephenJackson39 first posted, but the47x persevered and we kept on keeping on. Cheer up and remember, Thorn loves all his children.
Originally posted by Bort
Originally posted by the47x
Originally posted by Chessey
Originally posted by the47x
"The47x, I'm glad to see your passion for what is good and beautiful has not waned. I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to you about this important issue, I will see what I can do.
-Thorn" From the mouth of Thorn, Thornology Page 18, Post 2
0 pics received
"Let he who has Thorn pics cast the first stone"
I swear he looks like Phil S Hoffman:
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/philip-seymour-hoffman_l.jpg
Edited by the47x on Jul 28, 2009 23:52:54
Edited by the47x on Jul 28, 2009 23:52:04
Edited by the47x on Jun 25, 2009 11:21:57
Edited by the47x on Jun 25, 2009 01:09:32
Edited by the47x on Jun 25, 2009 01:09:13
