We've got some great games lined up this week. Just about all of them look like they're pretty closely matched, so I think predictions are going to be a lot harder this time.
#1 Off Constantly (5-0) at #2 Average Joes (5-0)
Western Conference Game Of The Week™
Two heavyweights going at it here.
Prediction:Off Constantly win 66-34
#2 DC Legends (4-1) vs. #5 Lynchberg Lingerie Models (4-1)
Lynchberg is on the bubble of breaking into the top tier of this conference. A solid showing here would immediately elevate their status. Unfortunately, I don't think they're going to be quite up to it.
Prediction:DC Legends win 75-6
#4 Ontario Ice Weasels (4-1) at #14 Barbarian Horde (1-4)
A stat-booster for the Weasels.
Prediction:Ontario Ice Weasels win 255-0
#6 Auckland City Fire (4-1) vs. #7 San Francisco Fire (3-2)
Warrick Dunn Stadium is going to be a charred ruin after these two raging fires collide. SF will torch AC.
Prediction:San Francisco Fire win 55-30
#8 Frostburg Bobcats (3-2) at #16 Great Neck Gangstas (0-5)
The Bobcats will toy with the Gangstas before they rip their heads off and leave the broken pieces on the doorstep.
Prediction:Frostburg Bobcats win 255-0
#9 ATX LONGHORNS (2-3) vs. #15 Council Crest Bullmastiffs (0-5)
The LONGHORNS will finally end their losing streak with this one.
Prediction:ATX LONGHORNS win 60-35
#10 Breveland Clowns (2-3) at #11 Morgan Freemans (1-4)
The Clowns aren't quite there yet.
Prediction:Morgan Freemans win 32-17
#12 Tiananmen Tanks (1-4) vs. #13 Belo Horizonte Blockheads (1-4)
The Tanks have a slight edge here.
Prediction:Tiananmen Tanks win 31-20
#1 Off Constantly (5-0) at #2 Average Joes (5-0)
Western Conference Game Of The Week™
Two heavyweights going at it here.
Prediction:Off Constantly win 66-34
#2 DC Legends (4-1) vs. #5 Lynchberg Lingerie Models (4-1)
Lynchberg is on the bubble of breaking into the top tier of this conference. A solid showing here would immediately elevate their status. Unfortunately, I don't think they're going to be quite up to it.
Prediction:DC Legends win 75-6
#4 Ontario Ice Weasels (4-1) at #14 Barbarian Horde (1-4)
A stat-booster for the Weasels.
Prediction:Ontario Ice Weasels win 255-0
#6 Auckland City Fire (4-1) vs. #7 San Francisco Fire (3-2)
Warrick Dunn Stadium is going to be a charred ruin after these two raging fires collide. SF will torch AC.
Prediction:San Francisco Fire win 55-30
#8 Frostburg Bobcats (3-2) at #16 Great Neck Gangstas (0-5)
The Bobcats will toy with the Gangstas before they rip their heads off and leave the broken pieces on the doorstep.
Prediction:Frostburg Bobcats win 255-0
#9 ATX LONGHORNS (2-3) vs. #15 Council Crest Bullmastiffs (0-5)
The LONGHORNS will finally end their losing streak with this one.
Prediction:ATX LONGHORNS win 60-35
#10 Breveland Clowns (2-3) at #11 Morgan Freemans (1-4)
The Clowns aren't quite there yet.
Prediction:Morgan Freemans win 32-17
#12 Tiananmen Tanks (1-4) vs. #13 Belo Horizonte Blockheads (1-4)
The Tanks have a slight edge here.
Prediction:Tiananmen Tanks win 31-20
[Dotball] is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the Ice Weasels come. -- Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"
