Originally posted by ericb45696 I want to have a bottle cap surgically implanted just under the skin in my ass so one day at a party when I am drunk enough I can grab a bottle with the top already off it and make it look like I am jamming it up my ass to take the cap off and then I will claim the top got stuck and grab a bottle opener to carve the "hidden" cap out of my skin. out will pop a bloody bottle cap and people will freak the fuck out!!