LOLolololerskates at rating rookie teams preseason and thinking they mean more than a dead moose's last shit

GG Eager City Electric

Great Game Eager City, but i was hurt a little because only Alton Priest showed to the crib for the after party, but Eager City Coaches im sorry dont get mad we got drunk and had a contest on who could fair catch grenades better and alton had his pinkie blew off. Now dont worry we found the pinkie and i put it in the beer cooler and after we got done partying we went to the hospital and had it put back on. Anyway great game guys look forward to seeing ya in the playoffs.

marbles

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Originally posted by Jose Bagg
GG Eager City Electric

Yeah, Come playoffs when we have the extra power! Great game, you guys have those key boosts that give you the edge, But Itll bite ya in the Championship when we roll you! As for Alton... he doesnt need the pinky, hes still winning Special Teams MVP.

Originally posted by ANumber1Roy
No Suh,no rush,pass rush fail,then get tebowed for 400 passing yards.




All crushed you without tactics.......


Hate to see what we will do to you with them.


http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1952578


You poor thing you.

Originally posted by DdgDktaRlz

All crushed you without tactics.......


Hate to see what we will do to you with them.


http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1952578


You poor thing you.

Preseason

Suh had 1 tackle against a level 1 dot with 15 unspent SP's. The fact that you posted this only winning by 34 against a team full of players with unspent SP's during the preseason doesn't look well for your team come playoff time if by chance we met. For the record I didn't gameplan your team either for a preseason game.

This is a nonboosting team so I'm not taking it super serious. I will put up a good effort to win but my team will likely be at a big disadvantage against boosting teams with more SP's in their builds. It's boosting teams game to lose against my team. Just don't get outgameplanned when outleveling teams cause if you do I'd disappear if I was you.

Updated rankings


Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Le Team Derps
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Hollywood Sabertooths
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The NFL 2012 All Pro Selections
4.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Clemson Tigers
5.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Vegas Lake Monsters
6.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Linköping Longshots
7.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Immortalis ™
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The Dot Fathers
9.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Modern Warfare
10 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Reading Royals
11 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... ENDZONE YOUNG GUNS
12 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... KBA Shirtless Bastards
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Columbus Skull Crushers
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Iowa Vikings
15 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Las Vegas Passing Gamblers
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Taylor Ducks
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Cossacks Gen 3
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Super Nashwan
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Philadelphia Honkers
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Bloodless Brotherhood
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... The Chicago Staleys
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Stars & Stripes
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Orlando Elements
24 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Eager City Electric
25 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Rome Rampage
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Scottish Thistles
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Wornout Bastards
28 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Isle of skye Raiders
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Casually Addicted
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... NFC East Maulers
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Las Vegas Crab Corner
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Headbangers Ball


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
255 - 91 Eager City Electric def. Le Team Derps
255 - 108 Casually Addicted def. Hollywood Sabertooths
255 - 31 Scottish Thistles def. The NFL 2012 All Pro Selections
31 - 11 Linköping Longshots def. Rome Rampage
54 - 31 Immortalis ™ def. Orlando Elements
255 - 24 Las Vegas Crab Corner def. Stars & Stripes
255 - 19 Headbangers Ball def. Wornout Bastards
26 - 13 Isle of skye Raiders def. NFC East Maulers
255 - 14 Modern Warfare def. Clemson Tigers
255 - 31 Las Vegas Passing Gamblers def. Vegas Lake Monsters
56 - 6 The Dot Fathers def. Super Nashwan
34 - 12 Reading Royals def. Taylor Ducks
255 - 74 Bloodless Brotherhood def. ENDZONE YOUNG GUNS
33 - 32 Columbus Skull Crushers def. Iowa Vikings
54 - 24 KBA Shirtless Bastards def. Philadelphia Honkers
255 - 255 Cossacks Gen 3 ties The Chicago Staleys


Rank... Players... Age... Level... Value... Eff Level... Salary... Team...
1 ... 37 ... 3 ... 6 ... 221.78 ... 6 ... $1,392,240 ... Hollywood Sabertooths
2 ... 55 ... 3 ... 5 ... 214.16 ... 5 ... $964,080 ... Iowa Vikings
3 ... 41 ... 3 ... 5 ... 214.08 ... 5 ... $1,334,280 ... Columbus Skull Crushers
4 ... 55 ... 3 ... 4 ... 209.75 ... 5 ... $961,400 ... Las Vegas Passing Gamblers
5 ... 47 ... 3 ... 4 ... 207.90 ... 5 ... $1,880,000 ... ENDZONE YOUNG GUNS
6 ... 35 ... 3 ... 4 ... 206.67 ... 5 ... $1,348,800 ... Las Vegas Crab Corner
7 ... 54 ... 3 ... 4 ... 206.23 ... 5 ... $994,000 ... Clemson Tigers
8 ... 47 ... 3 ... 4 ... 206.11 ... 5 ... $821,560 ... Cossacks Gen 3
9 ... 55 ... 3 ... 4 ... 205.78 ... 5 ... $990,000 ... Eager City Electric
10 ... 55 ... 3 ... 4 ... 205.69 ... 5 ... $962,120 ... Immortalis ™
11 ... 53 ... 3 ... 4 ... 204.79 ... 5 ... $928,000 ... KBA Shirtless Bastards
12 ... 40 ... 3 ... 4 ... 203.08 ... 5 ... $795,400 ... Scottish Thistles
13 ... 55 ... 3 ... 4 ... 202.73 ... 5 ... $992,320 ... Orlando Elements
14 ... 55 ... 3 ... 4 ... 201.89 ... 5 ... $961,400 ... The Dot Fathers
15 ... 31 ... 3 ... 4 ... 200.67 ... 5 ... $903,400 ... Vegas Lake Monsters
16 ... 31 ... 3 ... 3 ... 199.88 ... 4 ... $823,560 ... Headbangers Ball
17 ... 38 ... 3 ... 3 ... 195.88 ... 4 ... $721,960 ... Le Team Derps
18 ... 40 ... 3 ... 3 ... 194.16 ... 4 ... $817,160 ... Linköping Longshots
19 ... 17 ... 3 ... 3 ... 192.47 ... 4 ... $836,120 ... NFC East Maulers
20 ... 41 ... 3 ... 3 ... 191.19 ... 3 ... $1,294,360 ... Rome Rampage
21 ... 26 ... 3 ... 2 ... 189.54 ... 3 ... $1,084,600 ... Super Nashwan
22 ... 25 ... 3 ... 2 ... 189.00 ... 3 ... $925,080 ... Reading Royals
23 ... 16 ... 3 ... 2 ... 188.50 ... 3 ... $3,189,720 ... Taylor Ducks
24 ... 50 ... 3 ... 2 ... 185.76 ... 3 ... $898,600 ... Philadelphia Honkers
25 ... 42 ... 3 ... 1 ... 182.52 ... 3 ... $7,350,000 ... Wornout Bastards
26 ... 42 ... 3 ... 1 ... 178.90 ... 2 ... $738,120 ... Modern Warfare
27 ... 55 ... 3 ... 1 ... 175.84 ... 2 ... $961,400 ... The NFL 2012 All Pro Selections
28 ... 54 ... 3 ... 1 ... 170.94 ... 2 ... $971,520 ... Stars & Stripes
29 ... 0 ... NaN ... 0 ... 0.00 ... 0 ... $917,600 ... Isle of skye Raiders
30 ... 0 ... NaN ... 0 ... 0.00 ... 0 ... $769,600 ... Casually Addicted
31 ... 0 ... NaN ... 0 ... 0.00 ... 0 ... $1,787,320 ... Bloodless Brotherhood
32 ... 0 ... NaN ... 0 ... 0.00 ... 0 ... $769,600 ... The Chicago Staleys

255 - 31 Scottish Thistles def. The NFL 2012 All Pro Selections

losing by 200+ points would be something

Originally posted by TimDaBeast

255 - 14 Modern Warfare def. Clemson Tigers



I think your thing is broken....

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1979199

Originally posted by TimDaBeast
Updated

33 - 32 Columbus Skull Crushers def. Iowa Vikings
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I agree Mine is not as bad atleast
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1979153

LOL. It will get more accurate throughout the season especially in the rookie leagues.

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 9 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Iowa Vikings
2.. ...... 11 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Clemson Tigers
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Hollywood Sabertooths
4.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... ENDZONE YOUNG GUNS
5.. ...... 18 ...... 12 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Columbus Skull Crushers
6.. ........ 8 ...... 17 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Eager City Electric
7.. ...... 25 ........ 3 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... The NFL 2012 All Pro Selections
8.. ........ 7 ...... 22 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Las Vegas Passing Gamblers
9.. ........ 2 ........ 6 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... The Dot Fathers
10 ...... 13 ........ 8 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Vegas Lake Monsters
11 ........ 5 ...... 16 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... KBA Shirtless Bastards
12 ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Reading Royals
13 ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Wornout Bastards
14 ...... 19 ...... 15 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Rome Rampage
15 ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Immortalis ™
16 ...... 16 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Modern Warfare
17 ...... 17 ........ 5 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Las Vegas Crab Corner
18 ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... NFC East Maulers
19 ........ 4 ...... 18 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Le Team Derps
20 ...... 21 ...... 21 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Scottish Thistles
20 ...... 20 ...... 19 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Philadelphia Honkers
20 ...... 22 ...... 23 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Super Nashwan
23 ...... 27 ...... 14 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Linköping Longshots
24 ...... 23 ...... 27 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Orlando Elements
25 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Taylor Ducks
26 ...... 26 ...... 25 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Headbangers Ball
27 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Bloodless Brotherhood
28 ...... 12 ........ 7 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Cossacks Gen 3
29 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Casually Addicted
30 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Isle of skye Raiders
31 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Stars & Stripes
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... The Chicago Staleys


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  95 -     0    Hollywood Sabertooths def. Orlando Elements
  24 -     0    The NFL 2012 All Pro Selections def. Stars & Stripes
  55 -   28    Immortalis ™ def. NFC East Maulers
  42 -   27    Le Team Derps def. Rome Rampage
  27 -   23    Las Vegas Crab Corner def. Eager City Electric
  32 -     3    Linköping Longshots def. Casually Addicted
  71 -     6    Wornout Bastards def. Isle of skye Raiders
  38 -   18    Scottish Thistles def. Headbangers Ball
  32 -     0    Clemson Tigers def. KBA Shirtless Bastards
152 -     0    ENDZONE YOUNG GUNS def. The Chicago Staleys
  56 -   23    Reading Royals def. Modern Warfare
162 -     0    The Dot Fathers def. Bloodless Brotherhood
  29 -   21    Cossacks Gen 3 def. Iowa Vikings
  64 -   33    Las Vegas Passing Gamblers def. Super Nashwan
  57 -   16    Vegas Lake Monsters def. Taylor Ducks
  34 -   24    Columbus Skull Crushers def. Philadelphia Honkers

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=722

Really another one Catch? What are you just using the money you get from GLB to make entire teams and shit all over said people giving you money?

I don't actually know if you get paid or not but this seems like a case of goal line domestic abuse. Someone should call the goal line poli..... Wait a minute!

Originally posted by Donk3yMan
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=722

Really another one Catch? What are you just using the money you get from GLB to make entire teams and shit all over said people giving you money?

I don't actually know if you get paid or not but this seems like a case of goal line domestic abuse. Someone should call the goal line poli..... Wait a minute!

Right?!

GG Vegas