Originally posted by aron26
See, now, it's not the intro that was the problem, it's the meaning of the title. Specifically, the word "greatest" springs to mind.
"Greatest" at what? Lint picking? Watching paint dry? Posting vague claims on message boards?
Any of those I may well believe, though I have known a few very good lint pickers in my day, so if you choose that one, you'll have some proving to do.
That said, I am certain that you're not referencing anything positive to do with GLB, because that would be as silly as a hen coming into a group of roosters and saying she's got the greatest cock-a-doodle of all time.
So, what are you the greatest at then? 
I can tell someones a little jelly he's not the greatest