I so detest Ayn Rand ...
Your team: Quebec Nordic Lumberjacks
You starting free safety: John Galt
The name John Galt (and several others on the team actually, blame your co-owner): come from Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.“
But since you missed it entirely, http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/95343
mostly works. It takes forever to run and it breaks on occasion due to certain player or team names which get fixed when I find them, but it works for most teams.