Step one: buy GLB.
Step two: ????
Step three: profit.
Where "Step two" includes a muti-layered strategy of financing, rebranding, and advertising.
I would ban everybody. Then two months later start advertising a 'new' game. Then on release day I would introduce an entirely new game, that just happens to be the old GLB. Anyone who says anything to the contrary would be banned.
Everyone would get two free players with free boosts and free CEQ. Then two free players with free boosts with paid CEQ. Then two free players with no free boosts or CEQ. Then paid players. So at any given time a player could have six free players on the go, which would encourage the new users to build at least six players. Then as their players without free stuff fell behind their completely free players, they would buy flex, thus beginning the endless cycle that we are all a part of today.
Teams would be put up for auction from launch day, and teams who bid the most flex would get to own the first teams. More teams would be released daily to meet the demand of the number of players created (not the demand for team ownership... that is handled by the free market bitches!)
Complete misinformation on the best way to build dots would be passed from moderators and Admins in order to make various build strategies viable. Anyone who is found to use proper build strategies from the current GLB will be permabanned for bullshit reasons or blackmailed to buy a bunch of flex in order to keep their advantage.
Once the game reached its peak (like in ten seasons), I'll sell the game to Bort for much more than I paid for it, and then buy it back from him after it starts to sink again.
