Well, I guess since no one else wants to do it...
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.530 ........ 10-0.... Somalia Pirates
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.470 ........ 10-0.... Rush Hour
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.450 ........ 10-0.... New Orleans Swampdogs
4.. ...... 15 ...... 11 ........ 0.620 ........ 6-4...... Rocky Mountain Thunder
5.. ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.460 ........ 8-2...... Cult of Wu Blood
6.. ........ 7 ........ 3 ........ 0.480 ........ 8-2...... South Side Mafia
7.. ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.430 ........ 8-2...... Windhoek White Rhinos ~GN~
8.. ...... 19 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-3...... Republic of Benin
9.. ........ 9 ...... 17 ........ 0.490 ........ 8-2...... The African Predators
10 ........ 5 ........ 4 ........ 0.450 ........ 7-3...... Santiago Benitos
11 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.410 ........ 7-3...... Mayan Warriors
12 ...... 10 ...... 16 ........ 0.560 ........ 6-4...... Red Hot Chile Peppers
13 ...... 11 ...... 24 ........ 0.410 ........ 6-4...... Ivory Coast Breakers
14 ...... 29 ...... 14 ........ 0.590 ........ 3-7...... Sahara Sand Whales
15 ...... 17 ........ 5 ........ 0.490 ........ 6-4...... Don Cossacks
16 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.630 ........ 3-7...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY DAMNATION
17 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.580 ........ 3-7...... San Diego AquaBats
18 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.570 ........ 3-7...... Spring Hill Pirates
19 ...... 25 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-6...... Rwanda Royal Knights
20 ...... 12 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-5...... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
21 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.470 ........ 4-6...... Black STEEL Surge
22 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-5...... Hong Kong Voodoo
23 ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.380 ........ 6-4...... Porto Alegre Smugglers
24 ........ 6 ...... 12 ........ 0.440 ........ 5-5...... Rage Quitters
25 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.530 ........ 2-8...... Norfolk Nighthawks
26 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.540 ........ 2-8...... BC Lions
27 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... Borgata Raiders
28 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-9...... Uganda Silverbacks
29 ...... 16 ...... 30 ........ 0.470 ........ 3-7...... Springfield Shamrocks
30 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.490 ........ 1-9...... Philly Franklins
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.530 ........ 0-10.... Crimea Baby Dragons
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.540 ........ 0-10.... Buenos Aires Barracudas
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
37 - 7 Rush Hour def. Hong Kong Voodoo
41 - 9 New Orleans Swampdogs def. Rage Quitters
20 - 11 South Side Mafia def. Don Cossacks
23 - 20 Santiago Benitos def. Porto Alegre Smugglers
64 - 27 Red Hot Chile Peppers def. Springfield Shamrocks
243 - 0 The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers def. Buenos Aires Barracudas
29 - 26 BC Lions def. Borgata Raiders
189 - 0 Norfolk Nighthawks def. Crimea Baby Dragons
33 - 18 Somalia Pirates def. Windhoek White Rhinos ~GN~
34 - 23 Cult of Wu Blood def. Black STEEL Surge
41 - 30 The African Predators def. Ivory Coast Breakers
42 - 15 Republic of Benin def. Philly Franklins
30 - 17 Mayan Warriors def. San Diego AquaBats
44 - 7 Rocky Mountain Thunder def. Uganda Silverbacks
30 - 21 Rwanda Royal Knights def. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY DAMNATION
20 - 18 Sahara Sand Whales def. Spring Hill Pirates
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
26 - 10 Rush Hour def. Somalia Pirates
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.530 ........ 10-0.... Somalia Pirates
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.470 ........ 10-0.... Rush Hour
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.450 ........ 10-0.... New Orleans Swampdogs
4.. ...... 15 ...... 11 ........ 0.620 ........ 6-4...... Rocky Mountain Thunder
5.. ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.460 ........ 8-2...... Cult of Wu Blood
6.. ........ 7 ........ 3 ........ 0.480 ........ 8-2...... South Side Mafia
7.. ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.430 ........ 8-2...... Windhoek White Rhinos ~GN~
8.. ...... 19 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-3...... Republic of Benin
9.. ........ 9 ...... 17 ........ 0.490 ........ 8-2...... The African Predators
10 ........ 5 ........ 4 ........ 0.450 ........ 7-3...... Santiago Benitos
11 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.410 ........ 7-3...... Mayan Warriors
12 ...... 10 ...... 16 ........ 0.560 ........ 6-4...... Red Hot Chile Peppers
13 ...... 11 ...... 24 ........ 0.410 ........ 6-4...... Ivory Coast Breakers
14 ...... 29 ...... 14 ........ 0.590 ........ 3-7...... Sahara Sand Whales
15 ...... 17 ........ 5 ........ 0.490 ........ 6-4...... Don Cossacks
16 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.630 ........ 3-7...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY DAMNATION
17 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.580 ........ 3-7...... San Diego AquaBats
18 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.570 ........ 3-7...... Spring Hill Pirates
19 ...... 25 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-6...... Rwanda Royal Knights
20 ...... 12 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-5...... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
21 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.470 ........ 4-6...... Black STEEL Surge
22 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-5...... Hong Kong Voodoo
23 ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.380 ........ 6-4...... Porto Alegre Smugglers
24 ........ 6 ...... 12 ........ 0.440 ........ 5-5...... Rage Quitters
25 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.530 ........ 2-8...... Norfolk Nighthawks
26 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.540 ........ 2-8...... BC Lions
27 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... Borgata Raiders
28 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-9...... Uganda Silverbacks
29 ...... 16 ...... 30 ........ 0.470 ........ 3-7...... Springfield Shamrocks
30 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.490 ........ 1-9...... Philly Franklins
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.530 ........ 0-10.... Crimea Baby Dragons
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.540 ........ 0-10.... Buenos Aires Barracudas
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
37 - 7 Rush Hour def. Hong Kong Voodoo
41 - 9 New Orleans Swampdogs def. Rage Quitters
20 - 11 South Side Mafia def. Don Cossacks
23 - 20 Santiago Benitos def. Porto Alegre Smugglers
64 - 27 Red Hot Chile Peppers def. Springfield Shamrocks
243 - 0 The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers def. Buenos Aires Barracudas
29 - 26 BC Lions def. Borgata Raiders
189 - 0 Norfolk Nighthawks def. Crimea Baby Dragons
33 - 18 Somalia Pirates def. Windhoek White Rhinos ~GN~
34 - 23 Cult of Wu Blood def. Black STEEL Surge
41 - 30 The African Predators def. Ivory Coast Breakers
42 - 15 Republic of Benin def. Philly Franklins
30 - 17 Mayan Warriors def. San Diego AquaBats
44 - 7 Rocky Mountain Thunder def. Uganda Silverbacks
30 - 21 Rwanda Royal Knights def. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY DAMNATION
20 - 18 Sahara Sand Whales def. Spring Hill Pirates
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
26 - 10 Rush Hour def. Somalia Pirates