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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 10:02 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Don* Beebe* up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:53 | New Jersey | FG | 27.5 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 10:43 | Bratislava | TD | Tommy Automatic pass to Abe' Frohman over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Chris "gametime" Cross, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:05 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Don* Beebe*, hurried by DeAngelo Crush, up the left side, caught [TD] (56.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:42 | New Jersey | FG | 51 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:21 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Chimdi' Chekwa] [TD] (25.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 6:47 | Bratislava | TD | Dynamite Duke rush [missed tackle: The Strongest Safety] [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chris "gametime" Cross, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:11 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Hubba Babba JR over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:16 | Bratislava | TD | Dynamite Duke rush [missed tackle: Harvey' Martin] [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chris "gametime" Cross, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 12:00 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Knocker Down] [TD] (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:37 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by Dream Punt, 38 yd, fielded by J.R. Clement [TD] (80.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:20 | New Jersey | SFTY | BIG DADDY WILLIAMS rush [tackle: Lo Meng] [SAFETY] up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:32 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the left side, caught [TD] (24 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:46 | New Jersey | FG | 37.5 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| New Jersey | Bratislava | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 466.5 | 242.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 143 | 97 |
| Rushes | 28 | 39 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.1 | 2.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 323.5 | 145.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 27/44 | 16/37 |
| Yards/Pass | 7.4 | 3.9 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 10 |
| Yards per Punt | 47.3 | 48.5 |
| PENALTIES | 7 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 35 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 1 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 30:27 | 28:35 |
| Passing |
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 60 | 27 | 44 | 323.5 | 61.4 | 7.4 | 12 | 1 | -5 | 0 | 6 |
| QB Dick Baller | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bratislava | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Tommy Automatic | 87 | 16 | 37 | 145.5 | 43.2 | 3.9 | 5 | 1 | -6.5 | 0 | 1 |
| Rushing |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Tyler Craig | 32 | 15 | 53.5 | 3.6 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 22 | 7 | 79 | 11.3 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Thurmann Thomas | 13 | 3 | 8.5 | 2.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Buzz Bongsworth | 17 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 30 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 60 | 1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Vouz Rex | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bratislava | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Li Mu Bai | 34 | 16 | 38 | 2.4 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dynamite Duke | 39 | 11 | 49 | 4.5 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Goatse Tubgirl | 36 | 5 | 23 | 4.6 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB BIG DADDY WILLIAMS | 46 | 5 | -2.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Tommy Automatic | 87 | 2 | -10.5 | -5.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Jacks Complete Lack of Surprise | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Don* Beebe* | 34 | 8 | 139 | 17.4 | 6.6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 39 | 8 | 125.5 | 15.7 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR LaVon Walker | 22 | 4 | 28.5 | 7.1 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 38 | 3 | 26 | 8.7 | 0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 30 | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 59 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 26 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bratislava | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Throw Here | 46 | 4 | 44 | 11 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Abe' Frohman | 34 | 4 | 22.5 | 5.6 | 0.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tex Stoneface | 48 | 2 | 18.5 | 9.3 | 0.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Novi Momak | 50 | 2 | 16 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speedy Martin | 43 | 2 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Turn nBurn | 43 | 2 | 30.5 | 15.3 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ladybird Johnson | 57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Excal-KR 101 | 3 | 3 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 6 | 7 |
| Bratislava | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Chris "gametime" Cross | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 3 | 3 |
| Punting |
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Excal-PR 102 | 6 | 284 | 47.3 |
| Bratislava | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Dream Punt | 10 | 485 | 48.5 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB J.R. Clement | 2 | 57 | 28.5 | 0 | 10 | 295.5 | 29.6 | 1 |
| Bratislava | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jacks Complete Lack of Surprise | 9 | 204.5 | 22.7 | 0 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| New Jersey | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB JT Frost | 17 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jack Tatum (32) | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chad " Slappin Pads" Crusher | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bratislava | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Vince Buck Jr | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Melvin "Long" Fellows | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Anderson #21 Russell | 21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Otaru Mamiya | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Darcel "General" McBath | 21 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT J1m Lachey | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Mckinner "Takeaseat" Dixon | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Patrick Swilling Jr | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G BIG DOGG WILLIAMS | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| OT Matt Ogier | 66 | 10 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 39 | 3 |
| OT Tavian Lewis | 61 | 3 |
| FB Vouz Rex | 27 | 2 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 48 | 1 |
| OT IHOP on You | 43 | 1 |
| FB General Bull | 30 | 1 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 37 | 0 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 37 | 0 |
| G Shin Nero | 70 | 0 |
| C Douglas McArthur | 54 | 0 |
| G swaaaaaaaa nnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 70 | 0 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 34 | 0 |
| Bratislava | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| G AJ Thomas | 72 | 6 |
| C C. Foster | 83 | 3 |
| OT Green Bay Packer Hater | 80 | 3 |
| G The Guy Who Rolls In Dirt | 60 | 2 |
| OT J1m Lachey | 58 | 2 |
| FB Goatse Tubgirl | 36 | 2 |
| G Boa Constrictor | 32 | 2 |
| OT ironhead williams | 39 | 1 |
| G Ima Pancake U. | 10 | 0 |
| G BIG DOGG WILLIAMS | 43 | 0 |
| OT Big Herman Johnson | 56 | 0 |
| C Big Phisch | 30 | 0 |
| Defense |
| New Jersey | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB JT Frost | 36 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Dexter Manley man | 52 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Jack Tatum (32) | 68 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 51 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Chad " Slappin Pads" Crusher | 46 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB ~L.T. ~Taylor | 51 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Rhonde " No Burn" Crusher | 52 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 53 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB SOLO SONDRE | 67 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DT Marcus* Stroud* | 62 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 54 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Paul von Hindenburg | 40 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 54 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Shane* Conlan* | 45 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 51 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 54 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB J.R. Clement | 47 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Bruce Smith* | 52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 39 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 49 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 37 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Bratislava | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Nate Judges | 45 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Anderson #21 Russell | 79 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Chimdi' Chekwa | 61 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Jacks Inflamed Sense of Rejection | 55 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Fatback Green | 52 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Craig McCann Jr | 56 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Knocker Down | 47 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB TJ Strongbow | 38 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Darcel "General" McBath | 61 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| CB Slowbuild 8 | 41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Destroya Jones | 41 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Mckinner "Takeaseat" Dixon | 37 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE DeAngelo Crush | 52 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Vince Buck Jr | 27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Melvin "Long" Fellows | 34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Otaru Mamiya | 38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT C Brown | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G The Guy Who Rolls In Dirt | 60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT J1m Lachey | 58 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Patrick Swilling Jr | 42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G BIG DOGG WILLIAMS | 43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Corey Williams | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE KO Yoass | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB P POZLUZNY | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Pork Chopz | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Stede Bennett | 47 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |