Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Dharma Initiatives 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, 60 yd, fielded by DI FB/KR SAVCn [missed diving tackle: $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$] (29.5 yd return) [tackle: Foxsly Oxstrong] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | False start penalty committed by DI C1 PAVCo | Replay |
| 14:53 | 1st & 15 | OWN 35 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:47 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 35 | DI QB/KR SAV rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roman Kill] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 36.5 | DI QB TVCoP sacked by Purse Snatcher Klepetko (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 13:47 | ||||
| 13:47 | 4th & 18.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by DI P PuCoV, 21 yd, fielded by Purse Snatcher Klepetko (5 yd return) [tackle: DI LB/ST ASV] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | C00L Hand Luke sacked by DI FS1 (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 46.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc up the right side, thrown low [deflected by DI LB4] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:00 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 46.5 | C00L Hand Luke sacked by DI SS2 (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 12:18 | ||||
| 12:18 | 4th & 22 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by **** far flies the rock ****, 23 yd, fielded by DI HB/KR SVA (11 yd return) [diving tackle: Special Merc C4] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | DI HB/PR PSA rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Peter Stench] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 50 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA up the right side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gimme My Money Jones] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | DI QB/KR SAV pass to DI TE/PR PSA, hurried by Purse Snatcher Klepetko, up the right side [deflected by Carnivorous Vulgaris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA, hurried by Dave "The Claw" Lewis, up the right side, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: "Howling Mad" Murdock] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 12 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 10 | DI HB/KR/PR SPA rush [missed tackle: Rick "Big Sky" Roda] [TD] up the middle (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:03 | Extra point attempted by DI K KCoV, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 9:03 | ||||
| 9:03 | Kickoff by DI K KCoV, 53 yd, fielded by Dave "The Claw" Lewis (10 yd return) [tackle: DI SS2] | Replay | ||
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | False start penalty committed by Fat Bastard G | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 15 | OWN 22 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc up the right side, caught [deflected by DI SS2] (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI SS2] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 25.5 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 28 | False start penalty committed by When in Doubt Pull it out | Replay |
| 8:01 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 23 | The Riflemann sacked by DI FS1 (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 7:18 | ||||
| 7:18 | 4th & 20.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by **** far flies the rock ****, 31 yd, fielded by DI QB/KR SAV (17 yd return) [diving tackle: Apetitius Giganticus] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | DI HB/KR/PR SPA rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Foxsly Oxstrong] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 30.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roman Kill] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 24 | DI HB/KR/PR SPA rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Apetitius Giganticus] | Replay |
| 5:20 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 23.5 | DI HB/KR/PR SPA rush to the right (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Mon Key] | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 5:15 | ||||
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Montana Jon Roda rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 25 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc, hurried by DI DE APS - Laughs at Pancakes, over the middle [deflected by DI CB Sub 2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 25 | The Riflemann pass to Pecos Bill up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB1] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | The Riflemann pass to Lane Purge, hurried by DI DT2 PAS, up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS1] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 47 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI DE3 PAS] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & inches | OPP 49 | Montana Jon Roda rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI FS1] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI FS1] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 41 | The Riflemann pass to Pecos Bill up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:22 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 41 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc up the right side [deflected by DI CB5] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 1:16 | ||||
| 1:16 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 41 | Punt by **** far flies the rock ****, 29 yd, fielded by DI HB/KR SVA (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Buster Jawbone] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | DI QB/KR SAV pass to DI HB/KR/PR SPA, hurried by Lisa Loche, up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: "Howling Mad" Murdock] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | DI HB/KR SVA rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Apetitius Giganticus] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 31 | DI QB/KR SAV rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Faith Loche] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | DI FB/KR SAVCn rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Faith Loche] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | False start penalty committed by DI OT2 PAVCo | Replay |
| 13:40 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 32.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by Apetitius Giganticus | Replay |
| 13:40 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | DI HB/KR/PR SPA rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Apetitius Giganticus] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 39 | DI QB TVCoP bad pass to DI WR/KR SACaV, hurried by "Howling Mad" Murdock, up the right side [deflected by Mullet Monster] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 12:55 | ||||
| 12:55 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by DI P PuCoV, 26 yd, fielded by Purse Snatcher Klepetko [missed tackle: DI CB1] [TD] (65.5 yd return) | Replay |
| 12:34 | Extra point attempted by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Dharma Initiatives 12:34 | ||||
| 12:34 | Kickoff by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, 52 yd, fielded by DI HB/KR SVA (26 yd return) [tackle: Special Merc C2] | Replay | ||
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | False start penalty committed by DI G3 PAVCo | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & 15 | OWN 39 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 40.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR/KR SACaV, hurried by Foxsly Oxstrong, over the middle [deflected by Carnivorous Vulgaris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:42 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 40.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA, hurried by Gimme My Money Jones, up the right side [deflected by Keepin it real Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | 4th & 14 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by DI P PuCoV, 19 yd, fielded by Dave "The Claw" Lewis (24 yd return) [diving tackle: DI P PuCoV] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | The Riflemann pitch to Isabella Loche [missed tackle: DI SS2] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 31 | False start penalty committed by BIg PapaThrill Soup Bone Swinger | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 36 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc up the right side [deflected by DI CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:46 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 36 | The Riflemann pass to Pecos Bill, hurried by DI LB1, up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB3] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | C00L Hand Luke bad pass to Dirk Merc, hurried by DI DT2 PAS, up the right side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:07 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 23 | The Riflemann pass to Wyatt Earpp, hurried by DI CB4, up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI CB5] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Montana Jon Roda rush [missed tackle: DI SS2] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 8:52 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:48 | Extra point attempted by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Dharma Initiatives 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | Kickoff by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, 52 yd, fielded by DI QB/KR SAV (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Special Merc C2] | Replay | ||
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | DI HB/PR PSA rush [missed tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42.5 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Purse Snatcher Klepetko] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 41.5 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roman Kill] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 45.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Monster Hit tackle: Peter Stench] | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 7:00 | ||||
| 7:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Isabella Loche rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI DE2 PAS] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 46.5 | C00L Hand Luke pitch to Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB3] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 46 | The Riflemann pass to Dirk Merc up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 5:45 | ||||
| 5:45 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 46 | Punt by **** far flies the rock ****, 41 yd, fielded by Buster Jawbone (downed) | Replay |
| 5:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 5.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 8 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 4th & 3 | OWN 11.5 | DI HB PCrS rush to the right (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 3:46 | ||||
| 3:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | The Riflemann sacked by DI SS2 (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 14.5 | OPP 17.5 | C00L Hand Luke sacked by DI CB4 (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:44 | 3rd & 20.5 | OPP 24 | The Riflemann sacked by DI FS2 (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:07 | 4th & 27.5 | OPP 31 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Montana Jon Roda, hurried by DI DE APS - Laughs at Pancakes, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: DI LB1] (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 1:58 | ||||
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Purse Snatcher Klepetko] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI HB/KR/PR SPA, hurried by Foxsly Oxstrong, up the right side [deflected by Faith Loche] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | DI QB/KR SAV rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: quick as a cricket fast as a mouse] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 1:09 | ||||
| 1:09 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by DI P PuCoV, 24 yd, fielded by Purse Snatcher Klepetko (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: DI OT PAVCo] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | The Riflemann pass to Pecos Bill up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:55 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34.5 | C00L Hand Luke sacked by DI CB2 (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 16.5 | OPP 41 | The Riflemann pass to Wyatt Earpp, hurried by DI SS2, up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 4th & 16.5 | OPP 41 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Shadow Mercenary, hurried by DI FS1, up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: DI CB5] | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 0:35 | ||||
| 0:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI HB/KR/PR SPA up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI HB/KR/PR SPA up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:24 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA up the right side, caught (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: Keepin it real Brown] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34 | Offensive Timeout Called: Dharma Initiatives | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | DI QB TVCoP bad pass to DI WR/KR SACaV over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR CaSA up the right side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by DI K KCoV, 56 yd, fielded by Dave "The Claw" Lewis (25.5 yd return) [tackle: DI LB4] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Isabella Loche rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS1] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 42.5 | False start penalty committed by Marissa "THE ROO" Young | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 37.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Pecos Bill, hurried by DI DE APS - Laughs at Pancakes, up the left side [deflected by DI CB5] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 37.5 | The Riflemann pitch to Montana Jon Roda to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB5] | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 13:33 | ||||
| 13:33 | 4th & 8 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by **** far flies the rock ****, 21 yd, fielded by DI QB/KR SAV (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Special Merc C4] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Purse Snatcher Klepetko] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 50 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI TE CaSA, hurried by Foxsly Oxstrong, over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Money Time Washington] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | DI FB CaSAVCo rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 35.5 | DI HB/KR SVA rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 34.5 | DI QB/KR SAV rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fat Bastard DE] | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 10:05 | ||||
| 10:05 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 33.5 | Punt by DI P PuCoV, 31 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2.5 | The Riflemann pass to Shadow Mercenary up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 2.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc, hurried by DI LB6, up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI CB2] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Montana Jon Roda rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI DT3 PAS] | Replay |
| 8:51 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 17.5 | Isabella Loche rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB3] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 20 | The Riflemann pass to Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS1] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Isabella Loche rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS2] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 34 | Montana Jon Roda rush [missed tackle: DI CB1] [missed tackle: DI FS2] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI LB3] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Pecos Bill, hurried by DI SS1, over the middle [deflected by DI FS1] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39.5 | The Riflemann pass to Shadow Mercenary up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB2] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: DI FS1] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 37.5 | Montana Jon Roda rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: DI FS2] | Replay |
| 4:34 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 29.5 | Isabella Loche rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 25.5 | The Riflemann pass to Megan Loche, hurried by DI SS1, over the middle, thrown low, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB4] | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 3:22 | ||||
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc up the right side intercepted by DI CB Sub 2 (1 yd return) [tackle: Dirk Merc] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Faith Loche] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 12 | DI HB/PR PSA rush [missed diving tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roman Kill] | Replay |
| 2:13 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 14.5 | DI HB PCrS rush [missed tackle: Foxsly Oxstrong] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Little Bug] | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 1:38 | ||||
| 1:38 | 4th & 4 | OWN 16 | Punt by DI P PuCoV, 30 yd, fielded by Purse Snatcher Klepetko (4.5 yd return) [diving tackle: DI CB Sub 2] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | The Riflemann bad pass to Dirk Merc, hurried by DI LB2, up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB1] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Wyatt Earpp up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI CB3] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 18.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc, hurried by DI SS1, up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB5] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | The Riflemann sacked by DI SS2 (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 16 | OPP 18 | False start penalty committed by Fat Bastard C | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 21 | OPP 23 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Shadow Mercenary up the left side [deflected by DI CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:13 | 3rd & 21 | OPP 23 | The Riflemann pitch to Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: DI CB Sub 2] | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 13:37 | ||||
| 13:37 | 4th & 21.5 | OPP 23.5 | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, missed | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 27 | DI HB/PR PSA rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Von "The Axe" McCurry] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 32 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Foxsly Oxstrong] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 4th & inches | OWN 33.5 | DI HB PCrS rush [missed tackle: quick as a cricket fast as a mouse] [missed tackle: Mon Key] [missed tackle: Purse Snatcher Klepetko] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Faith Loche] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | DI HB PCrS rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Foxsly Oxstrong] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Carnivorous Vulgaris] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 43 | DI HB/KR SVA rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: quick as a cricket fast as a mouse] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | DI HB/PR PSA rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Apetitius Giganticus] | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 9:11 | ||||
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Isabella Loche rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB6] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 43 | Encroachment penalty committed by DI DE3 PAS | Replay |
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | The Riflemann pass to Dirk Merc up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS1] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB3] | Replay |
| 7:25 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 21.5 | Isabella Loche rush [missed diving tackle: DI DE APS - Laughs at Pancakes] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: DI CB4] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 15.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Dirk Merc, hurried by DI LB6, up the right side [deflected by DI CB3] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:41 | 4th & 1 | OPP 15.5 | Montana Jon Roda rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS2] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | The Riflemann sacked by DI LB2 (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 14.5 | OPP 17 | C00L Hand Luke sacked by DI DE APS - Laughs at Pancakes (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:34 | 3rd & 19.5 | OPP 22 | The Riflemann pitch to Montana Jon Roda [missed tackle: DI CB4] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI SS1] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 4th & 19 | OPP 21.5 | 38.5 yd field goal attempted by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, made [FG] | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 3:39 | ||||
| 3:39 | Kickoff by $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$, 50 yd, fielded by DI HB/KR SVA (28.5 yd return) [tackle: $$$$ straight flies the rock $$$$] | Replay | ||
| 3:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA, hurried by Apetitius Giganticus, up the left side, thrown low, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gimme My Money Jones] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI HB/KR/PR SPA, hurried by Dave "The Claw" Lewis, over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rick "Big Sky" Roda] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 26 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR SCaA, hurried by Fat Bastard DE, over the middle [deflected by Money Time Washington] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:43 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 26 | False start penalty committed by DI G3 PAVCo | Replay |
| 2:43 | 3rd & 14 | OPP 31 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR/KR SACaV, hurried by Fat Bastard DE, over the middle [deflected by Money Time Washington] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:36 | 4th & 14 | OPP 31 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR2 CaSA, hurried by Fat Bastard DE, up the left side [deflected by Keepin it real Brown] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 2:28 | ||||
| 2:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Isabella Loche rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI LB3] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 34.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Wyatt Earpp, hurried by DI DE3 PAS, up the left side [deflected by DI LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 34.5 | The Riflemann pass to Pecos Bill up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:47 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 34.5 | False start penalty committed by Kristy Loche | Replay |
| 1:47 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Shadow Mercenary, hurried by DI DE3 PAS, up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Dharma Initiatives 1:40 | ||||
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR SCaA, hurried by Peter Stench, up the right side [deflected by Mullet Monster] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI WR SCaA up the left side, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Mullet Monster] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Dharma Initiatives calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:24 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | DI QB/KR SAV pass to DI HB/KR SVA up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | DI QB/KR SAV pass to DI WR SCaA, hurried by quick as a cricket fast as a mouse, up the right side [deflected by Keepin it real Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:10 | 3rd & G | OPP 4.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI HB PCrS, hurried by Apetitius Giganticus, over the middle [deflected by Carnivorous Vulgaris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 4th & G | OPP 4.5 | DI QB TVCoP pass to DI HB PCrS over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Peter Stench] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Lone Star Mercenaries Mercenary 0:55 | ||||
| 0:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | The Riflemann pass to Wyatt Earpp, hurried by DI FS2, up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB2] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Dharma Initiatives calls timeout | Replay |
| 0:47 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 10 | C00L Hand Luke pass to Pecos Bill, hurried by DI SS2, over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 10 | The Riflemann pass to Dirk Merc up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: DI CB Sub 2] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 10 | Dharma Initiatives calls timeout | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | C00L Hand Luke rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |