Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Amsterdam Smugglers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ty Tyron, 51 yd, fielded by Stinky Myers (26 yd return) [tackle: UgNuk Mog] | Replay | ||
| 14:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Marshawn Jackson rush to the right (8 yd gain) [tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 47 | Marshawn Jackson rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: UgLuk Mog] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Marshawn Jackson rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: UgLuk Mog] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 40.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Charlie McHands up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:21 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 40.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak over the middle [missed tackle: Will "The Thrill" Hill] (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Big Gun Runner pass to Charlie McHands up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28 | Big Gun Runner pass to Stinky Myers up the right side (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brutus Mogg] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 28 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak up the left side [deflected by Eli Wheeler] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:58 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Raśl Chavez, made [FG] | |
| Valencia Bats 11:56 | ||||
| 11:56 | Kickoff by Raśl Chavez, 58 yd, fielded by UgBuk Mog (29.5 yd return) [tackle: truth jennings] | Replay | ||
| 11:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Turd Ferg pass to JOHNNY FLYSBYURASS up the left side [deflected by Zander Bartlow] (13 yd gain) [tackle: Captain of Industry] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Synn] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 44 | Turd Ferg pitch to UgBuk Mog to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Captain of Industry] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 39.5 | Turd Ferg pass to Tony Logan up the left side (9 yd gain) [tackle: Captain of Industry] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Breaking Urballs] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 28.5 | Tyger Curry rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tricep Hamstring] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 25.5 | The Major Applewhite pass to Dick Fitzer over the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: dfw chief] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Mark Zito rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 15 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Witerico San Ildefonso] | Replay |
| 6:20 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 8.5 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marcus Buckley] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 4th & 1 | OPP 7.5 | Mark Zito rush [missed tackle: Tricep Hamstring] [missed tackle: Zander Bartlow] [missed tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] [missed tackle: Damon Synn] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: BMW McLaren] | Replay |
| 5:23 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Tyger Curry rush up the middle (2 yd gain), PAT made by Ty Tyron [TD] | Replay |
| Amsterdam Smugglers 5:21 | ||||
| 5:21 | Kickoff by Ty Tyron, 56 yd, fielded by Stinky Myers (31.5 yd return) [tackle: UgNuk Mog] | Replay | ||
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Marshawn Jackson to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Mitch The King] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 49 | Marshawn Jackson rush [missed tackle: T Ruck] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eli Wheeler] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Marshawn Jackson rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lightning Luke] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 35.5 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Stinky Myers to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Quadtwo Skills] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Illius Manning up the left side (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Warren Davis] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 29 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak up the left side [deflected by Warren Davis] (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Warren Davis] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Charlie McHands up the right side (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lightning Luke] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 5.5 | Marshawn Jackson rush [missed tackle: T Ruck] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Conrad Bolston] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Stinky Myers rush [missed tackle: Will "The Thrill" Hill], PAT made by Raśl Chavez [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Valencia Bats 0:02 | ||||
| 0:02 | Kickoff by Raśl Chavez, 56 yd, fielded by UgBuk Mog (23 yd return) [tackle: BMW McLaren] | Replay | ||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | The Major Applewhite pass to Tony Logan up the left side (9 yd gain) [tackle: Captain of Industry] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 46 | The Major Applewhite pitch to Tyger Curry to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Electric Mango] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Mark Zito rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 43 | UgBuk Mog rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bum Face] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 41.5 | Tyger Curry rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: truth jennings] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Turd Ferg pitch to UgBuk Mog to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Zander Bartlow] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 33.5 | The Major Applewhite pass to Dick Fitzer over the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 28.5 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: dfw chief] | Replay |
| 10:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Mark Zito rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 19 | The Major Applewhite pass to UgBuk Mog, hurried by Sack Potatoes, over the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Damon Synn] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 12.5 | Tyger Curry rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Breaking Urballs] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Mark Zito rush [missed tackle: Tricep Hamstring] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: dfw chief] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry, PAT made by Ty Tyron [TD] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Amsterdam Smugglers 8:14 | ||||
| 8:14 | Kickoff by Ty Tyron, 52 yd, fielded by Stinky Myers (29.5 yd return) [tackle: Ty Tyron] | Replay | ||
| 8:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Charlie McHands up the right side (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quadtwo Skills] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak up the left side [deflected by Will "The Thrill" Hill] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:14 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Marshawn Jackson to the right (8 yd gain) [tackle: Warren Davis] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 26 | Stinky Myers rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Conrad Bolston] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Stinky Myers rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lightning Luke] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | Marshawn Jackson rush [missed tackle: T Ruck] to the right (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Stinky Myers to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eli Wheeler] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Marshawn Jackson, PAT made by Raśl Chavez [TD] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Valencia Bats 4:39 | ||||
| 4:39 | Kickoff by Raśl Chavez, 56 yd, fielded by UgBuk Mog [missed tackle: BMW McLaren] (29.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Witerico San Ildefonso] | Replay | ||
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Tyger Curry rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Synn] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48 | The Major Applewhite pitch to Tyger Curry to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Synn] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 49.5 | The Major Applewhite pitch to UgBuk Mog to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dark Venom] | Replay |
| 2:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Captain of Industry] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 43 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry to the left (11 yd gain) [tackle: Sack Potatoes] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Turd Ferg pass to Tony Logan, hurried by Sack Potatoes, up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32 | Turd Ferg pass to Dick Fitzer, hurried by Sack Potatoes, over the middle [deflected by dfw chief] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:46 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 32 | Turd Ferg pass to Tony Logan, hurried by Breaking Urballs, up the left side [deflected by Gimmie Mydamnball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Amsterdam Smugglers 1:41 | ||||
| 1:41 | 4th & 10 | OPP 32 | Punt by Sal E. Mander, 33.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | mak daddy rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lightning Luke] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Big Gun Runner pass to Charlie McHands up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:32 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak up the left side [deflected by Antwine Perez] (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Big Gun Runner pass to Illius Manning up the left side [deflected by Warren Davis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | Marshawn Jackson rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: UgLuk Mog] | Replay |
| Valencia Bats 0:39 | ||||
| 0:39 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 39 | Big Gun Runner pass to Charlie McHands up the right side intercepted by Quadtwo Skills (19 yd return) [tackle: mak daddy] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Turd Ferg pass to Tyger Curry, hurried by Damon Synn, up the right side [missed tackle: dfw chief] (3 yd gain) [tackle: Electric Mango] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Raśl Chavez, 57 yd, fielded by UgBuk Mog (22.5 yd return) [tackle: BMW McLaren] | Replay | ||
| 14:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Mark Zito rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Sack Potatoes] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 38 | Tyger Curry rush [missed tackle: Taint Luv] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Gimmie Mydamnball] | Replay |
| 13:41 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 44 | Mark Zito rush [missed tackle: dfw chief] [missed tackle: Witerico San Ildefonso] [missed tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: truth jennings] | Replay |
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Dorell Mog rush [missed tackle: Bum Face] [missed tackle: Witerico San Ildefonso] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gimmie Mydamnball] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 43 | The Major Applewhite pass to JOHNNY FLYSBYURASS up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Amsterdam Smugglers 12:00 | ||||
| 12:00 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 43 | Punt by Sal E. Mander, 43.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Big Gun Runner pass to Illius Manning up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Marshawn Jackson rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brutus Mogg] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak over the middle (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Marshawn Jackson up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: UgMuk Mog] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 40.5 | Stinky Myers rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Marauder] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43 | Big Gun Runner pass to monta monta up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| Valencia Bats 9:30 | ||||
| 9:30 | 4th & 4 | OWN 43 | Punt by Johhny Longboot, 46 yd, fielded by UgBuk Mog (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | The Major Applewhite pitch to Tyger Curry [missed tackle: Electric Mango] to the right (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] | Replay |
| 8:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Witerico San Ildefonso] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 41.5 | The Major Applewhite pass to Eye Ooze up the left side (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: BMW McLaren] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Tyger Curry rush [missed tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] up the middle (8 yd gain) [tackle: Breaking Urballs] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 40 | The Major Applewhite pitch to UgBuk Mog to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Crimson] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Turd Ferg pass to Dick Fitzer over the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 28 | The Major Applewhite pitch to UgBuk Mog to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Captain of Industry] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Turd Ferg pass to Snatch McGrab up the left side [deflected by Michael Crimson] (16 yd gain) [tackle: Zander Bartlow] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Bum Face] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Tyger Curry rush, PAT made by Ty Tyron [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| Amsterdam Smugglers 3:48 | ||||
| 3:48 | Kickoff by Ty Tyron, 56 yd, fielded by Killa Hands (27 yd return) [tackle: Dorell Mog] | Replay | ||
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Big Gun Runner pass to monta monta up the right side [deflected by Eli Wheeler] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:34 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Stinky Myers rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: UgMuk Mog] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 41.5 | Big Gun Runner pass to Killa Hands up the left side [deflected by Will "The Thrill" Hill] (15 yd gain) [tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Stinky Myers rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Antwine Perez] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 38.5 | Marshawn Jackson rush [missed tackle: I'MRickJames Bitch!!!] [missed tackle: T Ruck] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Zopher Wheeler] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & inches | OPP 33.5 | Stinky Myers rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: UgRuk Mog] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Marshawn Jackson rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: I'MRickJames Bitch!!!] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 27 | Stinky Myers rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: UgMuk Mog] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 24 | mak daddy rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Puubes Palmer] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 21.5 | 38.5 yd field goal attempted by Raśl Chavez, made [FG] | |
| Valencia Bats 14:58 | ||||
| 14:58 | Kickoff by Raśl Chavez, 60 yd, fielded by UgBuk Mog (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] | Replay | ||
| 14:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | The Major Applewhite pass to JOHNNY FLYSBYURASS up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Turd Ferg pass to Eye Ooze over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:42 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | The Major Applewhite pass to JOHNNY FLYSBYURASS up the left side (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dark Venom] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Turd Ferg pitch to UgBuk Mog to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Crimson] | Replay |
| 13:30 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49 | The Major Applewhite pitch to Tyger Curry [missed tackle: Joe Bobbie] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Electric Mango] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 45 | Dorell Mog rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 4th & 1 | OPP 44 | Mark Zito rush [missed tackle: Marcus Buckley] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Electric Mango] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Mark Zito rush [missed tackle: Damon Synn] [missed tackle: Taking Yourdamnball] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Marcus Buckley] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 34.5 | The Major Applewhite pass to Tony Logan up the left side [deflected by Joe Bobbie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:59 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 34.5 | Turd Ferg pass to Tony Logan up the left side (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zander Bartlow] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Mark Zito rush [missed tackle: Damon Synn] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 9:30 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 26 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry to the right (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Electric Mango] | Replay |
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | UgBuk Mog rush [missed tackle: thunder and lighting] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gimmie Mydamnball] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 14 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 10.5 | Tyger Curry rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Electric Mango] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 8.5 | Mark Zito rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Synn] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | UgBuk Mog rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Tricep Hamstring] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Tyger Curry rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Synn] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | UgBuk Mog rush, PAT made by Ty Tyron [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| Amsterdam Smugglers 4:44 | ||||
| 4:44 | Kickoff by Ty Tyron, 52 yd, fielded by Stinky Myers (23 yd return) [tackle: Will "The Thrill" Hill] | Replay | ||
| 4:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Big Gun Runner pitch to Marshawn Jackson to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: UgMuk Mog] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 47 | Big Gun Runner pass to Paul Pyro up the right side (6 yd gain) [tackle: UgRuk Mog] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47 | Marshawn Jackson rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quadtwo Skills] | Replay |
| Valencia Bats 3:07 | ||||
| 3:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 42 | Big Gun Runner pass to Big Streak up the left side intercepted by Will "The Thrill" Hill (3 yd return) [tackle: Marshawn Jackson] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | UgBuk Mog rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 33.5 | Tyger Curry rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: thunder and lighting] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 40 | Tyger Curry rush [missed tackle: dfw chief] [missed tackle: Gimmie Mydamnball] to the right (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Taint Luv] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Tyger Curry rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Breaking Urballs] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Tyger Curry rush [missed tackle: thunder and lighting] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Tricep Hamstring] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Tyger Curry rush [missed tackle: Tricep Hamstring] to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: BMW McLaren] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Turd Ferg pitch to Tyger Curry to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dark Venom] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 32 | Tyger Curry rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Taint Luv] | Replay |