Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Bonn Dynamo 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ensign Poops, 60 yd, fielded by Stone Roller [missed diving tackle: Wilber Wang] (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Paulie Crew pass to LaBrandon LaFell up the left side, caught [deflected by Lag Wagon] (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lag Wagon] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Paulie Crew bad pass to San Fran up the right side, thrown low, caught [missed tackle: Farging Icehole] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 38.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester [missed tackle: Farging Icehole] to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lag Wagon] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 41 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 12:08 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by Josh Fitzgerald, missed | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:03 | ||||
| 12:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Bobbie Lee Swagger, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Omg "Issa" WtfBbq, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Roy " Big Play" Williams up the right side [deflected by DidUSee ThatHit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 48 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Roy " Big Play" Williams up the right side intercepted by DidUSee ThatHit (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Roy " Big Play" Williams] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 11:04 | ||||
| 11:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester [missed tackle: Major "Freaking" Wright (Spin)] [missed tackle: Farging Icehole (Spin)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: LS "Sue" Jordan] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 44 | Paulie Crew sacked by McMichael Wang (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 3rd & 12.5 | OPP 49.5 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Jake Jester to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Wilber Wang (Spin)] [missed tackle: Garry "Glimmer Man" Scott] (4 yd gain) [tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 45 | Punt by Don Hitme, 41 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:51 | ||||
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chain Gangs] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 5 | up the middle (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Heywood Jewblome] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 1.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Roy " Big Play" Williams up the right side, thrown low, caught (34 yd gain) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush [missed tackle: Sesame Tofu] [missed diving tackle: Get The Popcorn Ready (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tomas Booster] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 40 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to CJ "BigPlay" Johnson, hurried by Pencil Trick, over the middle [deflected by Get The Popcorn Ready] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:21 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 40 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Pencil Trick (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:57 | 4th & 12 | OWN 33 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 33 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (5.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Daryl Smith] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 5:50 | ||||
| 5:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Paulie Crew bad screen pass to Christian Rome, hurried by Yan Yan, to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Lag Wagon] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 46 | Jake Jester rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: McMichael Wang] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 47 | Paulie Crew pass to Lil Ditka over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Average Joe Sixpack] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Stone Roller to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Major "Freaking" Wright] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 43 | Paulie Crew bad pass to LaBrandon LaFell, hurried by McMichael Wang, over the middle [deflected by McMichael Wang] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 43 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Jake Jester to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 43 | Punt by Don Hitme, 38 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:15 | ||||
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chain Gangs] | Replay |
| 2:48 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 9 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush [missed tackle: John Randle] up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lewd Dude] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 9 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Ike Atchit up the right side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Lewd Dude] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 30 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Biscuit Oliva, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Marcus Stonewall] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 35.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Roy " Big Play" Williams, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the left side [deflected by Johnny "Four Eyes" McGee] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:35 | 4th & 8 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 37 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (3 yd return) [tackle: Cliff Bishop] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Patrón White rush [missed diving tackle: Edom Justice] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wilber Wang] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Christian Rome rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: I. A. F.] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 32 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II over the middle [deflected by Ellis Morgan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 4th & 8 | OWN 32 | Punt by Don Hitme, 40 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop (10 yd return) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Biscuit Oliva, over the middle [deflected by John Randle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Ike Atchit, hurried by Pencil Trick, up the right side, thrown low [deflected by DidUSee ThatHit] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:49 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 38 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (9 yd return) [tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Paulie Crew sacked by I. A. F. (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 32 | Christian Rome rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: I. A. F.] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 31 | False start penalty committed by Agner Johnson | Replay |
| 12:44 | 3rd & 20 | OWN 26 | Paulie Crew rush to the right (10 yd gain) [tackle: Wilber Wang] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 4th & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Don Hitme, 49 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:00 | ||||
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Marcus Stonewall] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 16 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Kyosuke Nanbu, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Glossy Eyes] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 16 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to CJ "BigPlay" Johnson, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the right side [deflected by Lewd Dude] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:17 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 16 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 57 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (15 yd return) [tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 11:08 | ||||
| 11:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Jake Jester rush [missed tackle: I. A. F. (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Thevenin Norton] [missed tackle: Y Z (Spin)] to the right (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ellis Morgan] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Ant Slug II to the right side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 36 | Jake Jester rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Change Beach] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 3rd & 13 | OPP 35 | Paulie Crew sacked by Tiny Weeny (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:08 | 4th & 17.5 | OPP 40 | Punt by Don Hitme, 42 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Omg "Issa" WtfBbq up the left side [deflected by ATM Aggies Suck] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:58 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush [missed tackle: Case Man (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rot Thun] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:23 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 43 yd, fielded by Stone Roller [missed tackle: Herb Wang] (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Change Beach] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Major "Freaking" Wright] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 45.5 | Paulie Crew bad pass to Lil Ditka, hurried by Geddoe Destroyer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 45.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester [missed diving tackle: Thevenin Norton (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Sinister Vision (Spin)] [missed tackle: Geddoe Destroyer (Spin)] to the right (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 4th & 7 | OPP 49 | Punt by Don Hitme, 45 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:52 | ||||
| 5:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 5.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush [missed tackle: John Randle] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Marcus Stonewall] | Replay |
| 4:52 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 9 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Pencil Trick (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 4th & 9 | OWN 4.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 62 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Cliff Bishop] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 4:18 | ||||
| 4:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Jake Jester rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Geddoe Destroyer] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 50 | Christian Rome rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Geddoe Destroyer] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 50 | Paulie Crew sacked by Average Joe Sixpack (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:45 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Don Hitme, 56.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 2:39 | ||||
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the right side, caught [deflected by Tomas Booster] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tomas Booster] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit up the right side [deflected by Lewd Dude] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be over the middle [deflected by Sesame Tofu] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit up the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lord Chiswick] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Richard 'Richie' Richard, hurried by Case Man, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tomas Booster] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:01 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 40 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Pencil Trick, over the middle [deflected by Get The Popcorn Ready] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 40 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 0:52 | ||||
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tiny Weeny] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 12.5 | Patrón White rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: McMichael Wang] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Josh Fitzgerald, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Case Man (Big Sack) (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 15.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Frank Major, up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Vaughn Jeansonne] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | [forced fumble: Pencil Trick], fumbled , recovered by Chip N Dale (-0 yd return) [tackle: Haus DesSchmerzes] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 4th & 12 | OWN 18 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 53 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (16 yd return) [tackle: Cliff Bishop] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Jake Jester rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 49.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Stone Roller to the right (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 48 | Patrón White rush [missed tackle: McMichael Wang (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Tiny Weeny (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Wilber Wang] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 4th & 4 | OPP 49 | Punt by Don Hitme, 40 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop [missed tackle: Sesame Tofu] [missed diving tackle: Vaughn Jeansonne] (34.5 yd return) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 11:30 | ||||
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Wanna Be rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Chain Gangs] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the left side [deflected by Glossy Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:59 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Pencil Trick, up the right side [deflected by Where Did He Go] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 35 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Ellis Morgan] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 10:45 | ||||
| 10:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Geddoe Destroyer (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:13 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 20.5 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 24.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Lil Ditka over the middle, caught [deflected by Righty Lefterson] (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Patrón White rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [Big Hit diving tackle: Tiny Weeny] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 40 | Paulie Crew pass to Gabe Cash up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Wilber Wang (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:24 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 41 | Punt by Don Hitme, 55 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 7:18 | ||||
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Chain Gangs] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: I'm A Monster!] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 6 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Where Did He Go] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 9.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 37 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (5 yd return) [tackle: Daryl Smith] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Tiny Weeny (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:11 | 2nd & 15.5 | OPP 47 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Jake Jester to the right side, thrown low, caught [missed tackle: I. A. F.] [missed tackle: Sinister Vision (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Thevenin Norton (Power Through)] (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Y Z] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 42.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II up the right side, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Geddoe Destroyer (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 22 | Paulie Crew pass to Gabe Cash up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 11 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II up the right side intercepted by Y Z (47 yd return) [tackle: Jake Jester] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:03 | ||||
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Wanna Be rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 42 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 39 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Chain Gangs, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Lewd Dude [deflected by Get The Popcorn Ready] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:36 | 4th & 11 | OWN 39 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 53 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 1:30 | ||||
| 1:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 15.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Wimpy McCord up the left side, thrown low, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Paulie Crew bad pass to Event Horizon Singularity, hurried by McMichael Wang, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Shawn Shikai] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Wimpy McCord, hurried by Tiny Weeny, up the left side, caught [deflected by Farging Icehole] (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II, hurried by I. A. F., over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shawn Shikai] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 49 | Patrón White rush [missed tackle: Edom Justice (Power Through)] up the middle (no gain) [tackle: LS "Sue" Jordan] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 49 | Stone Roller rush [missed tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geddoe Destroyer] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 4th & 1 | OPP 47 | Punt by Don Hitme, 37 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop (7.5 yd return) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush [missed diving tackle: Lewd Dude (Spin)] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 21 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Ike Atchit, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the left side intercepted by Glossy Eyes (11 yd return) [diving tackle: Wanna Be] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 12:14 | ||||
| 12:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Patrón White rush [missed diving tackle: Edom Justice (Power Through)] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 27 | Jake Jester rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Change Beach] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 26 | Paulie Crew sacked by I. A. F. (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:33 | 4th & 14 | OPP 32 | 49 yd field goal attempted by Josh Fitzgerald, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 10:29 | ||||
| 10:29 | Kickoff by Josh Fitzgerald, 65 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop (26 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Vaughn Jeansonne] | Replay | ||
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Kyosuke Nanbu (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 16.5 | OWN 24.5 | False start penalty committed by Felch Snowball | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 21.5 | OWN 19.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Heywood Jewblome (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:21 | 3rd & 26 | OWN 15.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Pencil Trick, up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Where Did He Go] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 19.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 30 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 8:35 | ||||
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Major "Freaking" Wright] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 37 | Patrón White rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: LS "Sue" Jordan] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 36 | Paulie Crew sacked by Change Beach (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 4th & 8 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Don Hitme, 24 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 6:35 | ||||
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Kyosuke Nanbu (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 12.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Roy " Big Play" Williams up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Marcus Stonewall [deflected by Marcus Stonewall] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:06 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 12.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to CJ "BigPlay" Johnson up the right side, caught [deflected by DidUSee ThatHit] (21 yd gain) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 35 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Case Man (Big Sack) (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 29 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the right side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Wanna Be rush[forced fumble: John Randle], fumbled , recovered by Sesame Tofu (-0 yd return) [tackle: Roy " Big Play" Williams] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by I. A. F. (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:10 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 44.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Gabe Cash up the left side, caught [deflected by Sam Glover] (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II, hurried by Ellis Morgan, up the right side, caught [deflected by Sinister Vision] (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Patrón White rush [missed tackle: McMichael Wang (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: Garry "Glimmer Man" Scott (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 17.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester [missed tackle: Thevenin Norton (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: I. A. F.] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 17.5 | Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 17 | Paulie Crew pitch to Stone Roller to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Bee Line] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 17 | Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Paulie Crew rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 14 | Paulie Crew rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 15 | Paulie Crew rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |