Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Bonn Dynamo 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Christian Rome rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: I. A. F.] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 32 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II over the middle [deflected by Ellis Morgan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 4th & 8 | OWN 32 | Punt by Don Hitme, 40 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop (10 yd return) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Biscuit Oliva, over the middle [deflected by John Randle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Ike Atchit, hurried by Pencil Trick, up the right side, thrown low [deflected by DidUSee ThatHit] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:49 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 38 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (9 yd return) [tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Paulie Crew sacked by I. A. F. (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 32 | Christian Rome rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: I. A. F.] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 31 | False start penalty committed by Agner Johnson | Replay |
| 12:44 | 3rd & 20 | OWN 26 | Paulie Crew rush to the right (10 yd gain) [tackle: Wilber Wang] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 4th & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Don Hitme, 49 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:00 | ||||
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Marcus Stonewall] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 16 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Kyosuke Nanbu, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Glossy Eyes] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 16 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to CJ "BigPlay" Johnson, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the right side [deflected by Lewd Dude] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:17 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 16 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 57 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (15 yd return) [tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 11:08 | ||||
| 11:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Jake Jester rush [missed tackle: I. A. F. (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Thevenin Norton] [missed tackle: Y Z (Spin)] to the right (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ellis Morgan] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Ant Slug II to the right side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 36 | Jake Jester rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Change Beach] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 3rd & 13 | OPP 35 | Paulie Crew sacked by Tiny Weeny (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:08 | 4th & 17.5 | OPP 40 | Punt by Don Hitme, 42 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Omg "Issa" WtfBbq up the left side [deflected by ATM Aggies Suck] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:58 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush [missed tackle: Case Man (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rot Thun] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:23 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 43 yd, fielded by Stone Roller [missed tackle: Herb Wang] (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Change Beach] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Major "Freaking" Wright] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 45.5 | Paulie Crew bad pass to Lil Ditka, hurried by Geddoe Destroyer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 45.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester [missed diving tackle: Thevenin Norton (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Sinister Vision (Spin)] [missed tackle: Geddoe Destroyer (Spin)] to the right (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 4th & 7 | OPP 49 | Punt by Don Hitme, 45 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:52 | ||||
| 5:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 5.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush [missed tackle: John Randle] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Marcus Stonewall] | Replay |
| 4:52 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 9 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Pencil Trick (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 4th & 9 | OWN 4.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 62 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Cliff Bishop] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 4:18 | ||||
| 4:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Jake Jester rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Geddoe Destroyer] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 50 | Christian Rome rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Geddoe Destroyer] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 50 | Paulie Crew sacked by Average Joe Sixpack (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:45 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Don Hitme, 56.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 2:39 | ||||
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the right side, caught [deflected by Tomas Booster] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tomas Booster] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit up the right side [deflected by Lewd Dude] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be over the middle [deflected by Sesame Tofu] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit up the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lord Chiswick] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Richard 'Richie' Richard, hurried by Case Man, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tomas Booster] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:01 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 40 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Pencil Trick, over the middle [deflected by Get The Popcorn Ready] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 40 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 0:52 | ||||
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tiny Weeny] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 12.5 | Patrón White rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: McMichael Wang] | Replay |