Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Josh Fitzgerald, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Case Man (Big Sack) (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 15.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Frank Major, up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Vaughn Jeansonne] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | [forced fumble: Pencil Trick], fumbled , recovered by Chip N Dale (-0 yd return) [tackle: Haus DesSchmerzes] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 4th & 12 | OWN 18 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 53 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (16 yd return) [tackle: Cliff Bishop] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Jake Jester rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 49.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Stone Roller to the right (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 48 | Patrón White rush [missed tackle: McMichael Wang (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Tiny Weeny (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Wilber Wang] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 4th & 4 | OPP 49 | Punt by Don Hitme, 40 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop [missed tackle: Sesame Tofu] [missed diving tackle: Vaughn Jeansonne] (34.5 yd return) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 11:30 | ||||
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Wanna Be rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Chain Gangs] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the left side [deflected by Glossy Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:59 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Pencil Trick, up the right side [deflected by Where Did He Go] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 35 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Ellis Morgan] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 10:45 | ||||
| 10:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Geddoe Destroyer (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:13 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 20.5 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 24.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Lil Ditka over the middle, caught [deflected by Righty Lefterson] (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Patrón White rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [Big Hit diving tackle: Tiny Weeny] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 40 | Paulie Crew pass to Gabe Cash up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Wilber Wang (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:24 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 41 | Punt by Don Hitme, 55 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 7:18 | ||||
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Chain Gangs] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: I'm A Monster!] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 6 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Wanna Be up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Where Did He Go] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 9.5 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 37 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (5 yd return) [tackle: Daryl Smith] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Tiny Weeny (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:11 | 2nd & 15.5 | OPP 47 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Jake Jester to the right side, thrown low, caught [missed tackle: I. A. F.] [missed tackle: Sinister Vision (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Thevenin Norton (Power Through)] (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Y Z] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 42.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II up the right side, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by Geddoe Destroyer (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 22 | Paulie Crew pass to Gabe Cash up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 11 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II up the right side intercepted by Y Z (47 yd return) [tackle: Jake Jester] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:03 | ||||
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Wanna Be rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kyosuke Nanbu] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 42 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 39 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Titten Maus, hurried by Chain Gangs, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Lewd Dude [deflected by Get The Popcorn Ready] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:36 | 4th & 11 | OWN 39 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 53 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 1:30 | ||||
| 1:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 15.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Wimpy McCord up the left side, thrown low, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Paulie Crew bad pass to Event Horizon Singularity, hurried by McMichael Wang, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Shawn Shikai] | Replay |