Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Bonn Dynamo 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Wimpy McCord, hurried by Tiny Weeny, up the left side, caught [deflected by Farging Icehole] (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II, hurried by I. A. F., over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shawn Shikai] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 49 | Patrón White rush [missed tackle: Edom Justice (Power Through)] up the middle (no gain) [tackle: LS "Sue" Jordan] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 49 | Stone Roller rush [missed tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geddoe Destroyer] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 4th & 1 | OPP 47 | Punt by Don Hitme, 37 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop (7.5 yd return) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Omg "Issa" WtfBbq rush [missed diving tackle: Lewd Dude (Spin)] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 21 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Ike Atchit, hurried by Heywood Jewblome, up the left side intercepted by Glossy Eyes (11 yd return) [diving tackle: Wanna Be] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 12:14 | ||||
| 12:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Patrón White rush [missed diving tackle: Edom Justice (Power Through)] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ernie "BigPlay" Simms] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 27 | Jake Jester rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Change Beach] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 26 | Paulie Crew sacked by I. A. F. (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:33 | 4th & 14 | OPP 32 | 49 yd field goal attempted by Josh Fitzgerald, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 10:29 | ||||
| 10:29 | Kickoff by Josh Fitzgerald, 65 yd, fielded by Cliff Bishop (26 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Vaughn Jeansonne] | Replay | ||
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Kyosuke Nanbu (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 16.5 | OWN 24.5 | False start penalty committed by Felch Snowball | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 21.5 | OWN 19.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Heywood Jewblome (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:21 | 3rd & 26 | OWN 15.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks bad pass to Wanna Be, hurried by Pencil Trick, up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Where Did He Go] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 19.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Ricky Rubio Vives, 30 yd, fielded by Stone Roller (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Righty Lefterson] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 8:35 | ||||
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Paulie Crew screen pass to Christian Rome to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Major "Freaking" Wright] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 37 | Patrón White rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: LS "Sue" Jordan] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 36 | Paulie Crew sacked by Change Beach (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 4th & 8 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Don Hitme, 24 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 6:35 | ||||
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Kyosuke Nanbu (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 12.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Roy " Big Play" Williams up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Marcus Stonewall [deflected by Marcus Stonewall] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:06 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 12.5 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to CJ "BigPlay" Johnson up the right side, caught [deflected by DidUSee ThatHit] (21 yd gain) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Barbarian Wei Yan rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Case Man] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 35 | John "Franchise" Fedricks sacked by Case Man (Big Sack) (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 29 | John "Franchise" Fedricks pass to Ike Atchit, hurried by Chain Gangs, up the right side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: DidUSee ThatHit] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Wanna Be rush[forced fumble: John Randle], fumbled , recovered by Sesame Tofu (-0 yd return) [tackle: Roy " Big Play" Williams] | Replay |
| Bonn Dynamo 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Paulie Crew sacked by I. A. F. (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:10 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 44.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Gabe Cash up the left side, caught [deflected by Sam Glover] (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Glover] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Paulie Crew pass to Ant Slug II, hurried by Ellis Morgan, up the right side, caught [deflected by Sinister Vision] (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sinister Vision] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Patrón White rush [missed tackle: McMichael Wang (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: Garry "Glimmer Man" Scott (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Farging Icehole] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 17.5 | Paulie Crew pitch to Jake Jester [missed tackle: Thevenin Norton (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: I. A. F.] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 17.5 | Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 17 | Paulie Crew pitch to Stone Roller to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Bee Line] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 17 | Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Paulie Crew rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 14 | Paulie Crew rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 15 | Paulie Crew rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |