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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 7:37 | District 9 | TD | Bort's Balloon rush [missed diving tackle: Badger Rule (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Jack Alot (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Nasty Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:45 | Nairobi | FG | 42.5 yd field goal attempted by Matthew Bahr, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 13:13 | District 9 | TD | Bort's Balloon rush [missed tackle: Jack Alot (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Fista Cuffs (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (6 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Nasty Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:04 | Nairobi | TD | Johnny Riggins rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Matthew Bahr, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:20 | District 9 | TD | Bort's Balloon rush [missed tackle: Maximus Gonzalo] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Nasty Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 10:07 | District 9 | TD | Bort's Balloon rush [missed tackle: Rusty Marlin] [TD] up the middle (4.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Nasty Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 1:50 | District 9 | TD | Allen Iverson pitch to Porch Junkie [TD] up the middle (22 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Nasty Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| District 9 | Nairobi | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 524.5 | 287 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 267.5 | 43 |
| Rushes | 57 | 18 |
| Yards/Rush | 4.7 | 2.4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 257 | 244 |
| Completions/Attempts | 18/23 | 19/40 |
| Yards/Pass | 11.2 | 6.1 |
| Times Sacked | 2 | 3 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 2 | 6 |
| Yards per Punt | 47.5 | 41.5 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 38:37 | 20:29 |
| Passing |
| District 9 | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Droppin Dimes | 40 | 18 | 23 | 257 | 78.3 | 11.2 | 4 | 2 | -11.5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Allen Iverson | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nairobi | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Shocker General | 56 | 19 | 40 | 244 | 47.5 | 6.1 | 14 | 3 | -18 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Deep Chucker | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Usane Bolt | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| District 9 | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Porch Junkie | 28 | 18 | 113.5 | 6.3 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bort's Balloon | 29 | 18 | 93.5 | 5.2 | 4 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jonny King | 25 | 12 | 39.5 | 3.3 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Jaron Odom | 14 | 7 | 32.5 | 4.6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Droppin Dimes | 40 | 2 | -11.5 | -5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lester Abrams | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bentley Hunaudières | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nairobi | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Johnny Riggins | 27 | 10 | 48.5 | 4.9 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Christian Whaley | 31 | 5 | 12.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Shocker General | 56 | 3 | -18 | -6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Vincent Brockington | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Barnaby Watson | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| District 9 | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Drill Bit Taylor Jr. | 33 | 4 | 34.5 | 8.6 | 0.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Batman's Butler | 47 | 3 | 34.5 | 11.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jonny King | 25 | 3 | 56.5 | 18.8 | 16.8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| WR Mike Irvin | 32 | 3 | 55 | 18.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kode Man Barnett | 36 | 2 | 27.5 | 13.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dion Sims | 31 | 2 | 33 | 16.5 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Thierry Hermès | 35 | 1 | 16 | 16 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Knute Mick | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Lester Partel + | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nairobi | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Aidan Pryde | 24 | 3 | 47.5 | 15.8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Pimp Slapper | 25 | 3 | 67.5 | 22.5 | 0.7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Pokey Greyson | 28 | 3 | 50.5 | 16.8 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Van Shakin | 27 | 3 | 15.5 | 5.2 | 1.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Premek Rutowski | 36 | 2 | 16 | 8 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR T Bagger | 25 | 2 | 11 | 5.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Christian Whaley | 31 | 2 | 22 | 11 | 10.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Eddie Alvarez | 27 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 2.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Shock N Block | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| District 9 | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Nasty Foot | 0 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 5 | 5 |
| Nairobi | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Matthew Bahr | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 |
| Punting |
| District 9 | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Abraham Washington | 2 | 95 | 47.5 |
| Nairobi | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Polar Bear Punt | 6 | 249 | 41.5 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| District 9 | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Doctor Scott Hyver Lasik Surgeon for the 49ers | 2 | 60 | 30 | 0 | 5 | 63 | 12.6 | 0 |
| Nairobi | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Buck Pennington | 6 | 167 | 27.8 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 8.5 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| District 9 | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB DontEven ThrowThisWay | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Predator Kindle | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LB U | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bad Brown | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Coco Bean | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Doctor Scott Hyver Lasik Surgeon for the 49ers | 23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Nairobi | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Johnson Malone | 9 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Rusty Marlin | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dominicus Paulsen | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Coozy McFly | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS DeAngelo Bingham | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| District 9 | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| OT Inflatable Love Toy | 55 | 14 |
| C Dom Inatrix | 45 | 12 |
| OT Fuzzy Cuffs | 61 | 9 |
| G Ball Gag | 52 | 9 |
| G Gimp Mask | 42 | 6 |
| G DreadLord | 48 | 5 |
| C Gorilla Henderson | 54 | 5 |
| TE Knute Mick | 33 | 4 |
| FB Bentley Hunaudières | 38 | 4 |
| C Newton Fuhrer | 40 | 4 |
| TE Lester Partel + | 36 | 2 |
| DT Jamaine Brooks | 22 | 1 |
| G Adele Casagrande | 33 | 1 |
| OT Hector Zimmerman | 44 | 0 |
| OT Grasshopper Maze | 36 | 0 |
| Nairobi | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| OT Benjamin Ryan | 39 | 4 |
| C Shock Ed | 36 | 2 |
| FB Vincent Brockington | 26 | 1 |
| OT Badger Backed | 26 | 1 |
| G Drogan Diabolos | 37 | 1 |
| G Ant Maze | 35 | 0 |
| OT El Protector | 30 | 0 |
| G Bruiser Cariker | 35 | 0 |
| G Chill Dawg | 37 | 0 |
| C Hulk Snow | 38 | 0 |
| OT Rafal Adamski | 39 | 0 |
| Defense |
| District 9 | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Jonnie Johnson | 44 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Harry P. Peters | 35 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Bad Brown | 18 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Termite Maze | 38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Indiana Bullwhip | 39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Earl Wells | 23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB DontEven ThrowThisWay | 16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LB U | 24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Marcus Cromartie | 39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Vera Wang | 39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Predator Kindle | 18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Jerome Tank | 24 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Sarah Walker + | 40 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pato Banton | 44 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mylo Danglers | 22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Terrence Lawson | 28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Samoan Attorney | 23 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE I Eat Areolas | 42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT ack tackler | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Doctor Scott Hyver Lasik Surgeon for the 49ers | 23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Coco Bean | 24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Cole Ahnick | 27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE SON OF ANARCHY | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| G Ball Gag | 52 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Fats McGillicutty | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jasper Beardley | 29 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DT Jamaine Brooks | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nairobi | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Maximus Gonzalo | 51 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| FS Free McRoam | 45 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Steve Flix | 41 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| LB Coozy McFly | 39 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| CB Corner Backed | 34 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Everson Walled | 37 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Cricket Maze | 48 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| DT Badger Rule | 53 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Scary Clown | 49 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Orlando Seawright | 33 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fista Cuffs | 41 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| FS Jack Alot | 53 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shock N Aw | 37 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Woodrow Chubby | 42 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Rashard Kozlowski | 45 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| DE Rusty Marlin | 50 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| FS Johnson Malone | 17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Marcel Gorski | 38 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Thomas Saxondale | 40 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS DeAngelo Bingham | 42 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Kand Ice | 34 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| DE Flex Daddy | 42 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Michigan Suxs | 43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| LB Dominicus Paulsen | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Buck Pennington | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bigg Blow | 39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Jürgen Rothstein | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Jim Black | 36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |