Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Big Bad Joe pass to Thom Yeasayer up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Jedi Master Kit Fisto (Spin)] (55.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage, hurried by Bum Fighter, up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 14:20 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 65 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] [missed tackle: Herb DoesABodyGood] [missed tackle: Elijah Hawk (Spin)] (46.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Marcus_Vipsanius_ Agrippa] | Replay | ||
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant up the right side [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington sacked by Andrew Marvell (2 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:37 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant, hurried by Herb DoesABodyGood, over the middle, caught [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Aeryn Sun pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle, caught [TD] (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:02 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 74 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (31.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Zero Suit Samus] | Replay | ||
| 12:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Bald. Bull rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: US Marine Corps] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 27.5 | Big Bad Joe screen pass to Monika Nagy to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Yoda] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 27 | Big Bad Joe sacked by Jedi Master Yoda (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Hudson Bay Horrors 11:22 | ||||
| 11:22 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by Tim Thorn Sex Therapist, 35 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin (9 yd return) [tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Robert E Lee over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: M. B. Drapier] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 44 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sledge. Hammer] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Average Hokie] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 35 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Parmenides of Elea] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 30.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant over the middle, thrown low, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Aeryn Sun bad pass to John "Quik" Crichton, hurried by Average Hokie, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to US Navy, hurried by Dean Big Boy Flem, over the middle, caught [deflected by ILove SweaterMeat] (6 yd gain) [tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 18.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed tackle: Elijah Hawk] [missed diving tackle: Jack. Hammer (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sledge. Hammer] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | The Slick Pink Taint rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elijah Hawk] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 7 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed diving tackle: Cyrus Parker (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Max Smacker (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Redneck Nation] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: M. B. Drapier] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:21 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 71 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (31 yd return) [tackle: Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 6:16 | ||||
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | #4 Jahvid Best rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: US Marine Corps], fumbled , recovered by Jedi Master Plo Koon (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Carter LaMontagne] | Replay |
| 6:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to "Hardware" Hank Scorpio, hurried by Max Smacker, up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 23 | Aeryn Sun pass to US Navy over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Jack. Hammer (Spin)] (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 4:48 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:44 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 4:44 | ||||
| 4:44 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 69 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey] | Replay | ||
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Big Bad Joe pass to Bald. Bull, hurried by Howitzer McBoom, up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 32 | Big Bad Joe pitch to Gary GurrWits to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 31.5 | Big Bad Joe screen pass to Bald. Bull to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan (Spin)] (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Big Bad Joe pass to Monika Nagy over the middle [deflected by Nick Collin S] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 2:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Hans Hammer. up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Kash] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 44 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Saesee Tiin] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Deuce Montezuma] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 33.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Monika Nagy up the left side [deflected by Jedi Master Kit Fisto] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 33.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the right side [deflected by Sith Lord Darth Tyranus] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 33.5 | 50.5 yd field goal attempted by Saint Roch, made [FG] | Replay |
| Hudson Bay Horrors 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 73 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] (26 yd return) [tackle: Herb DoesABodyGood] | Replay | ||
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | The Slick Pink Taint rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 21 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to US Navy up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 28.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to "Hardware" Hank Scorpio, hurried by Cyrus Parker, over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Aeryn Sun pitch to The Slick Pink Taint to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: M. B. Drapier] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 39 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Lionel Sato] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:47 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 39 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Average Hokie] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 46 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Andrew Marvell] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 42.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed diving tackle: Andrew Marvell] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marcus_Vipsanius_ Agrippa] | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 11:54 | ||||
| 11:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [missed diving tackle: Redneck Nation][Big Hit forced fumble: Hairy Cockenballs], fumbled , recovered by Sledge. Hammer (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Yellow Lion~] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Big Bad Joe pitch to #4 Jahvid Best [missed diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul (Spin)] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Howitzer McBoom] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 39.5 | pete vick rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Big Bad Joe pass to Bald. Bull, hurried by Mushi Mushi, up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 9:49 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 49.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Tyranus] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker] | Replay |
| 8:51 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Agen Kolar] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 38.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Cassius Chærea over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: US Marine Corps] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Bald. Bull rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Howitzer McBoom] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 27.5 | Big Bad Joe pitch to Gary GurrWits [missed tackle: Jedi Master Kit Fisto (Spin)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Big Bad Joe bad pass to Hans Hammer., hurried by Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:26 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Big Bad Joe pitch to #4 Jahvid Best to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Howitzer McBoom] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 20.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Cassius Chærea up the left side [deflected by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:54 | 4th & 9 | OPP 20.5 | 37.5 yd field goal attempted by Saint Roch, made [FG] | Replay |
| Hudson Bay Horrors 5:50 | ||||
| 5:50 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 71 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: Herb DoesABodyGood] [missed tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] (27.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Parmenides of Elea] | Replay | ||
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pitch to Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 27.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington bad pass to Robert E Lee over the middle [deflected by ILove SweaterMeat] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:58 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 27.5 | Aeryn Sun sacked by AWESOM-O. (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 4:27 | ||||
| 4:27 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Monkey Style, 32 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell [missed diving tackle: Deuce Montezuma] (14 yd return) [tackle: Jedi Master Plo Koon] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Demetrious Colonoscopy sacked by Jedi Master Yoda (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:43 | 2nd & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Ray Sage, hurried by Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey, up the left side, thrown low, caught [TD] (44.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:35 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 3:35 | ||||
| 3:35 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [missed diving tackle: Cyrus Parker] [missed diving tackle: Redneck Nation] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Elijah Hawk] | Replay |
| 3:05 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Aeryn Sun sacked by Cyrus Parker (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 18 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington sacked by Cyrus Parker (Big Sack) (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 4th & 17 | OWN 13 | Punt by Monkey Style, 39 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (16 yd return) [tackle: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Monika Nagy over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Gregory House II up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Puvirnituq Musketeers | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Big Bad Joe pitch to #4 Jahvid Best [TD] up the middle (12 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:57 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 72 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin (23.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Lionel Sato] | Replay | ||
| 0:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington sacked by Cyrus Parker (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 14 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: AWESOM-O. ] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 14 | Defensive Timeout Called: Puvirnituq Musketeers | Replay |
| 0:05 | 3rd & 19 | OWN 12.5 | Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Elijah Hawk] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 62 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin (30 yd return) [tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, thrown low, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Andrew Marvell] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed tackle: Herb DoesABodyGood (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Kinich Ahau] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Andrew Marvell] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 46 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Corn Erback] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 42.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed diving tackle: Marcus_Vipsanius_ Agrippa (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cyrus Parker] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 4th & inches | OPP 41 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: AWESOM-O. ] | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 11:51 | ||||
| 11:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Gary GurrWits rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Plo Koon] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42 | Bald. Bull rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Bum Fighter] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Gregory House II, hurried by Jedi Master Yoda, up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi] | Replay |
| Hudson Bay Horrors 10:15 | ||||
| 10:15 | 4th & 4 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Tim Thorn Sex Therapist, 50 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 10:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2.5 | Aeryn Sun bad pass to The Slick Pink Taint, hurried by Sledge. Hammer, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 2.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton over the middle, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:01 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 2.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to "Hardware" Hank Scorpio over the middle [deflected by Murphy Sable] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 9:55 | ||||
| 9:55 | 4th & 10 | OWN 2.5 | Punt by Monkey Style, 49 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (21 yd return) [tackle: Gravy Ladle] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Bald. Bull rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bum Fighter] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 29 | #4 Jahvid Best rush to the right (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Bald. Bull rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:41 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 8:41 | ||||
| 8:41 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 78 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 8:41 | ||||
| 8:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush[forced fumble: Hairy Cockenballs], fumbled , recovered by Sledge. Hammer (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pitch to Bald. Bull to the right (12 yd gain) [tackle: Bull Kampman] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Gary GurrWits rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:54 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 7:54 | ||||
| 7:54 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 75 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin (28 yd return) [diving tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell] | Replay | ||
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant up the right side [deflected by ILove SweaterMeat] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 23 | Aeryn Sun pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side [deflected by Murphy Sable] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:38 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 23 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Parmenides of Elea] | Replay |
| 6:30 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Redneck Nation] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:25 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Aeryn Sun pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, hurried by Kinich Ahau, over the middle [deflected by Redneck Nation] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Punt by Monkey Style, 51 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | MoveEm orRunEmOver rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Agen Kolar] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Monika Nagy up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Agen Kolar] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 36 | Demetrious Colonoscopy bad pass to #4 Jahvid Best, hurried by Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:40 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 36 | Demetrious Colonoscopy bad pass to Ray Sage, hurried by Jedi Master Yoda, up the left side [deflected by Jedi Master Mace Windu] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 4th & 8 | OWN 36 | Punt by Tim Thorn Sex Therapist, 45 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin[forced fumble: Herb DoesABodyGood], fumbled , recovered by Steven McTowelee (0 yd return) [diving tackle: W Walker] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Bald. Bull rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Agen Kolar] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 25 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Cassius Chærea over the middle, caught [TD] (25 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:44 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 3:44 | ||||
| 3:44 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 72 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin (33.5 yd return) [tackle: Johnny Blanket] | Replay | ||
| 3:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Aeryn Sun sacked by Cyrus Parker (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 26 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jack. Hammer [deflected by Jack. Hammer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 2:36 | ||||
| 2:36 | 4th & 3 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Monkey Style, 35 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell [TD] (74 yd return) | Replay |
| 2:17 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 2:17 | ||||
| 2:17 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 74 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell][Monster Hit forced fumble: Lionel Sato], fumbled , recovered by I'm a Soldier Winslow (-0 yd return) [tackle: Saint Roch] | Replay | ||
| 2:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Aeryn Sun bad pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Jack. Hammer] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Aeryn Sun bad pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow, hurried by Average Hokie, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:58 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant up the right side, caught (30 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: M. B. Drapier] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Aeryn Sun pass to US Navy up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 33 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Jack. Hammer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:46 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 33 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint, hurried by Cyrus Parker, over the middle [deflected by Herb DoesABodyGood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 4th & 2 | OPP 33 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed diving tackle: Cyrus Parker (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: AWESOM-O. ] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Aeryn Sun pitch to Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker [missed tackle: M. B. Drapier] [missed diving tackle: Andrew Marvell (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jack. Hammer] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 6.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [missed diving tackle: Jack. Hammer] [missed diving tackle: Anthony Adams Thorn] up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 2.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [missed tackle: Jack. Hammer (Lower the Shoulder)] [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:57 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 13:57 | ||||
| 13:57 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 71 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (27 yd return) [tackle: Zero Suit Samus] | Replay | ||
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Big Bad Joe sacked by Howitzer McBoom (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 16.5 | OWN 20 | Big Bad Joe pass to Gregory House II up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Kash] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 24 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, thrown low, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Kit Fisto] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Bald. Bull rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 47.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kid Kash] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Big Bad Joe pass to #4 Jahvid Best up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Agen Kolar] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Cassius Chærea up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Saesee Tiin] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 14 | Bald. Bull rush [TD] up the middle (14 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:54 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 63 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: AWESOM-O. ] (26 yd return) [tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell] | Replay | ||
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Aeryn Sun pass to "Hardware" Hank Scorpio up the left side, thrown low, caught (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Cyrus Parker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 35 | Aeryn Sun pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Corn Erback] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Redneck Nation] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle [deflected by Andrew Marvell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:56 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 45 | Aeryn Sun pass to John "Quik" Crichton over the middle [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | 4th & 10 | OWN 45 | Punt by Monkey Style, 31 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Jedi Master Plo Koon] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | #4 Jahvid Best rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 44 | Bald. Bull rush [missed tackle: Kid Kash (Spin)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mushi Mushi] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 49 | #4 Jahvid Best rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Ray Sage, hurried by Howitzer McBoom, over the middle [deflected by Jedi Master Mace Windu] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Thales of Miletus up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Mushi Mushi [deflected by Mushi Mushi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:47 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Ray Sage over the middle, caught [deflected by Zero Suit Samus] (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Tyranus] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Bald. Bull rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 31.5 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Gary GurrWits up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zero Suit Samus] | Replay |
| 4:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Howitzer McBoom] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 23 | Big Bad Joe pitch to Gary GurrWits to the left (no gain) [tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 22.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Bald. Bull rush [missed tackle: US Marine Corps] [missed diving tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu (Spin)] up the middle (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Hudson Bay Horrors calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Gary GurrWits rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:51 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hudson Bay Horrors 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 75 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed diving tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Saint Roch (Spin)] (36.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Lionel Sato] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington bad pass to John "Quik" Crichton, hurried by Cyrus Parker, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle [deflected by Andrew Marvell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle [deflected by M. B. Drapier] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:30 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow, hurried by Andrew Marvell, over the middle, thrown low, caught (13 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32 | Hudson Bay Horrors calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side [deflected by M. B. Drapier] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side [deflected by Johnny Blanket] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 45 | Hudson Bay Horrors calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington bad pass to Ulysses S Grant, hurried by Average Hokie, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington sacked by Dean Big Boy Flem (Big Sack) (8.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 4th & 18.5 | OWN 47 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow, hurried by Average Hokie, over the middle [deflected by Lionel Sato] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Demetrious Colonoscopy rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |