Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Big Bad Joe pass to Thom Yeasayer up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Jedi Master Kit Fisto (Spin)] (55.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage, hurried by Bum Fighter, up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 14:20 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Embers 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 65 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] [missed tackle: Herb DoesABodyGood] [missed tackle: Elijah Hawk (Spin)] (46.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Marcus_Vipsanius_ Agrippa] | Replay | ||
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant up the right side [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington sacked by Andrew Marvell (2 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:37 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant, hurried by Herb DoesABodyGood, over the middle, caught [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Aeryn Sun pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle, caught [TD] (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:02 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 74 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (31.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Zero Suit Samus] | Replay | ||
| 12:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Bald. Bull rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: US Marine Corps] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 27.5 | Big Bad Joe screen pass to Monika Nagy to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Yoda] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 27 | Big Bad Joe sacked by Jedi Master Yoda (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by Tim Thorn Sex Therapist, 35 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin (9 yd return) [tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell] | Replay |
| Phoenix Embers 11:15 | ||||
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Robert E Lee over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: M. B. Drapier] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 44 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sledge. Hammer] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Average Hokie] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 35 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Parmenides of Elea] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 30.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to Ulysses S Grant over the middle, thrown low, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Aeryn Sun bad pass to John "Quik" Crichton, hurried by Average Hokie, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to US Navy, hurried by Dean Big Boy Flem, over the middle, caught [deflected by ILove SweaterMeat] (6 yd gain) [tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 18.5 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed tackle: Elijah Hawk] [missed diving tackle: Jack. Hammer (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sledge. Hammer] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | The Slick Pink Taint rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elijah Hawk] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 7 | Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker rush [missed diving tackle: Cyrus Parker (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Max Smacker (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Redneck Nation] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: M. B. Drapier] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:21 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 71 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (31 yd return) [tackle: Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey] | Replay | ||
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | #4 Jahvid Best rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: US Marine Corps], fumbled , recovered by Jedi Master Plo Koon (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Carter LaMontagne] | Replay |
| Phoenix Embers 6:10 | ||||
| 6:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to "Hardware" Hank Scorpio, hurried by Max Smacker, up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: ILove SweaterMeat] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 23 | Aeryn Sun pass to US Navy over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Jack. Hammer (Spin)] (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 4:48 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:44 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 4:44 | ||||
| 4:44 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 69 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Ron "Pre-mature" Jeremey] | Replay | ||
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Big Bad Joe pass to Bald. Bull, hurried by Howitzer McBoom, up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 32 | Big Bad Joe pitch to Gary GurrWits to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 31.5 | Big Bad Joe screen pass to Bald. Bull to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan (Spin)] (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Big Bad Joe pass to Monika Nagy over the middle [deflected by Nick Collin S] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 2:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Hans Hammer. up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Kash] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 44 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Saesee Tiin] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Deuce Montezuma] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 33.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Monika Nagy up the left side [deflected by Jedi Master Kit Fisto] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 33.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the right side [deflected by Sith Lord Darth Tyranus] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 33.5 | 50.5 yd field goal attempted by Saint Roch, made [FG] | Replay |
| Phoenix Embers 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 73 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] (26 yd return) [tackle: Herb DoesABodyGood] | Replay | ||
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | The Slick Pink Taint rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 21 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to US Navy up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |