Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Phoenix Embers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Aeryn Sun pitch to Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker [missed tackle: M. B. Drapier] [missed diving tackle: Andrew Marvell (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jack. Hammer] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 6.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [missed diving tackle: Jack. Hammer] [missed diving tackle: Anthony Adams Thorn] up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 2.5 | Liuetenant Dan Taylor rush [missed tackle: Jack. Hammer (Lower the Shoulder)] [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:57 | Extra point attempted by Rygel XVI, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 13:57 | ||||
| 13:57 | Kickoff by Rygel XVI, 71 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (27 yd return) [tackle: Zero Suit Samus] | Replay | ||
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Big Bad Joe sacked by Howitzer McBoom (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 16.5 | OWN 20 | Big Bad Joe pass to Gregory House II up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Kash] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 24 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, thrown low, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Kit Fisto] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Bald. Bull rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 47.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Ray Sage up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kid Kash] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Big Bad Joe pass to #4 Jahvid Best up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Agen Kolar] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Big Bad Joe pass to Cassius Chærea up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jedi Master Saesee Tiin] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 14 | Bald. Bull rush [TD] up the middle (14 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:54 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Embers 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 63 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed tackle: AWESOM-O. ] (26 yd return) [tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell] | Replay | ||
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Aeryn Sun pass to "Hardware" Hank Scorpio up the left side, thrown low, caught (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Cyrus Parker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 35 | Aeryn Sun pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Corn Erback] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Aeryn Sun pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle [deflected by Redneck Nation] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle [deflected by Andrew Marvell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:56 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 45 | Aeryn Sun pass to John "Quik" Crichton over the middle [deflected by Sam "From Louisville" Madison] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 4th & 10 | OWN 45 | Punt by Monkey Style, 31 yd, fielded by David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Jedi Master Plo Koon] | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 8:39 | ||||
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | #4 Jahvid Best rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 44 | Bald. Bull rush [missed tackle: Kid Kash (Spin)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mushi Mushi] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 49 | #4 Jahvid Best rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Ray Sage, hurried by Howitzer McBoom, over the middle [deflected by Jedi Master Mace Windu] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Thales of Miletus up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Mushi Mushi [deflected by Mushi Mushi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:47 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Ray Sage over the middle, caught [deflected by Zero Suit Samus] (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sith Lord Darth Tyranus] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Bald. Bull rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Sith Lord Darth Maul] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 31.5 | Demetrious Colonoscopy pass to Gary GurrWits up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zero Suit Samus] | Replay |
| 4:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Howitzer McBoom] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 23 | Big Bad Joe pitch to Gary GurrWits to the left (no gain) [tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 22.5 | #4 Jahvid Best rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Bald. Bull rush [missed tackle: US Marine Corps] [missed diving tackle: Jedi Master Mace Windu (Spin)] up the middle (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Collin S] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Hudson Bay Horrors calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Gary GurrWits rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:51 | Extra point attempted by Saint Roch, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Embers 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Saint Roch, 75 yd, fielded by Jedi Master Saesee Tiin [missed diving tackle: David "Soul Assassin" Terrell (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Saint Roch (Spin)] (36.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Lionel Sato] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington bad pass to John "Quik" Crichton, hurried by Cyrus Parker, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle [deflected by Andrew Marvell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to The Slick Pink Taint over the middle [deflected by M. B. Drapier] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:30 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow, hurried by Andrew Marvell, over the middle, thrown low, caught (13 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Redneck Nation] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32 | Hudson Bay Horrors calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side [deflected by M. B. Drapier] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side [deflected by Johnny Blanket] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 45 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Steven McTowelee] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 45 | Hudson Bay Horrors calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington bad pass to Ulysses S Grant, hurried by Average Hokie, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to John "Quik" Crichton up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington sacked by Dean Big Boy Flem (Big Sack) (8.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 4th & 18.5 | OWN 47 | Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington pass to I'm a Soldier Winslow, hurried by Average Hokie, over the middle [deflected by Lionel Sato] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Puvirnituq Musketeers 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Demetrious Colonoscopy rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |