Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 12:30 | The Dead | TD | Matt Moore pass to Tommy "$Bayou$" Jefferson up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Silent. Hunter (Spin)] [TD] (86 yd gain); Extra point attempted by John (JFK) Kennedy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:18 | Angola | TD | Duke _ rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Kyle Kicker, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 9:30 | The Dead | TD | William Henrey Harrison pass to Lyndon "Professo" Johnson up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by John (JFK) Kennedy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 14:50 | The Dead | FG | 43 yd field goal attempted by John (JFK) Kennedy, made [FG] | Replay |
| 7:52 | The Dead | TD | Harry S Truman rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:29 | The Dead | TD | Billy Goat Harrison rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by John (JFK) Kennedy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:51 | Angola | TD | William Henrey Harrison pass to Lyndon "Professo" Johnson up the right side intercepted by Harold ''Red'' Grange [TD] (49 yd return); Extra point attempted by Kyle Kicker, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Angola | The Dead | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 220 | 498.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 88 | 280 |
| Rushes | 41 | 48 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.1 | 5.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 132 | 218.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 9/18 | 9/25 |
| Yards/Pass | 7.3 | 8.7 |
| Times Sacked | 5 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 2 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 50.2 | 43.3 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 24:19 | 34:43 |
| Passing |
| Angola | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Bernie Brown | 32 | 4 | 9 | 72 | 44.4 | 8 | 5 | 4 | -22.5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Kakita | 27 | 5 | 9 | 60 | 55.6 | 6.7 | 2 | 1 | -6 | 0 | 0 |
| The Dead | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Matt Moore | 44 | 6 | 13 | 179 | 46.2 | 13.8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB William Henrey Harrison | 30 | 3 | 12 | 39.5 | 25 | 3.3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Rushing |
| Angola | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB GALL0PING GH0ST | 25 | 12 | 54.5 | 4.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB H E R O | 23 | 12 | 33 | 2.8 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Duke _ | 21 | 12 | 29 | 2.4 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Bernie Brown | 32 | 4 | -22.5 | -5.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Kakita | 27 | 1 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bronco Nagalstott | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Dead | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Harry S Truman | 24 | 20 | 96.5 | 4.8 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ferret Jones | 27 | 14 | 100 | 7.1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Billy Goat Harrison | 28 | 14 | 83.5 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB James "Madison" Hedgecock | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lead Bull | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Angola | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Pimpcane Johnson | 34 | 3 | 44.5 | 14.8 | 0.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Tunnel Rat_ | 45 | 2 | 27 | 13.5 | -3.8 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| WR Got By You | 23 | 2 | 20 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB H E R O | 23 | 1 | 25.5 | 25.5 | 16.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Cyclone Negro | 27 | 1 | 15 | 15 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daryl Richardson | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Freddie Mitchell's Illegitimate Love Child | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Nathan Stiff | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Dead | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR George H.W. Bush | 40 | 2 | 29.5 | 14.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Lyndon "Professo" Johnson | 43 | 2 | 37.5 | 18.8 | 0.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR *T. Woodrow Wilson* | 35 | 2 | 34 | 17 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Tommy "$Bayou$" Jefferson | 36 | 1 | 86 | 86 | 77.5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Uncle Abe Lincoln | 36 | 1 | 20 | 20 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB James "Madison" Hedgecock | 38 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE John Adams Sr. | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Rolando Pacemaker | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Angola | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Kyle Kicker | 0 | 3 | 0/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/2 | 2 | 2 |
| The Dead | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K John (JFK) Kennedy | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 3 | 4 |
| Punting |
| Angola | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Nigel Lovelace | 6 | 301 | 50.2 |
| The Dead | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P *Rutherford B. Hayes* | 4 | 173 | 43.3 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Angola | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Lonely Island | 5 | 162.5 | 32.5 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 13.5 | 0 |
| The Dead | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Spooger Nelson | 2 | 60 | 30 | 0 | 3 | 53 | 17.7 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Angola | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Plug1 Trugoy | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Grave_ Digger | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bill ''Romo'' Romanowski | 9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hard Knock | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Death Toou | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Dead | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Worthless Friggin DE | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Borg Designation 3 of 5 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Brute Bernard | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dwayne "Mountain Dew" Camacho | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Angola | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| G Marco Kramer | 51 | 2 |
| OT Hawkeye Pearce JR | 35 | 2 |
| OT Stone Dragon | 36 | 2 |
| C Sam Ward | 32 | 2 |
| TE Daryl Richardson | 31 | 1 |
| C Dexter Gurode 2.0 | 35 | 1 |
| FB Bronco Nagalstott | 27 | 1 |
| G Doug Ivie | 43 | 1 |
| OT Flozell Colombo | 38 | 0 |
| G Your Blindside Is Covered | 33 | 0 |
| OT H. W. Berger | 33 | 0 |
| G I Will Pancake U | 36 | 0 |
| The Dead | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| TE Rolando Pacemaker | 60 | 9 |
| OT Bill Loos | 34 | 8 |
| G Cambodian Joe | 38 | 5 |
| G Gerald " F-Train" Ford | 35 | 5 |
| OT Warren "Big Foot" Harding | 43 | 4 |
| C Teddy "Rough Rider" Roosevelt | 49 | 4 |
| G Brick Juice | 38 | 3 |
| G "Little Jemmy" Madison | 41 | 2 |
| C Stoic Tim | 39 | 2 |
| OT Dwight "Highway to D-Day" Eisenhower | 49 | 1 |
| FB Lead Bull | 37 | 1 |
| G Brute Bernard | 33 | 0 |
| OT John "His Accidency" Tyler | 45 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Angola | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Wreck Ndestroy | 48 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kid Kash | 30 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Storm Shadow_ | 51 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| CB Silent. Hunter | 25 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Cover Yer Booty | 36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Reggie Manuel | 35 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Grave_ Digger | 34 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Gimme Your Balls | 29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bull George | 45 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| LB Death Toou | 42 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Heywood Jublomey | 22 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 88 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chuck LaRock III | 33 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Big J Ratliff | 41 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB I.R. BMAN | 30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Harold ''Red'' Grange | 27 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 49 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Pickin Six | 24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Plug1 Trugoy | 49 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| LB Orange Crush | 45 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| FS Deezy Cotto | 38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT GRAVEY JACKSON | 38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Zuberi Gebhuza | 36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| LB Bill ''Romo'' Romanowski | 40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Hard Knock | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Brownie Oakland Jr | 46 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Nathan Stiff | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lonely Island | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Specific Gravity | 40 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Tri Axe | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Chuck LaRock 2.0 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| DE $traight Pimp $lappin' | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| The Dead | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB *Andrew Johnson* | 35 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Teddy "Big Stick" Roosevelt | 28 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Jim Polk | 33 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 11.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce | 33 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ulysses "Butcher" Grant | 25 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Worthless Friggin DE | 15 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Borg Designation 3 of 5 | 30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Champ' Bailey | 43 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Franklin "D-Train" Roosevelt | 26 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Michael Ends | 36 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5.5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Imp Ossible | 35 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB JQ Adams | 42 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hugh Riverfield | 21 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT James "Feeling Good" Monroe | 31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR George H.W. Bush | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Wasted and Wicked | 21 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Calvin Ice Coolidge | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Daniel Braid | 24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS James A Garfield | 45 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Brute Bernard | 33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Martin "Little Magician" Van Buren | 36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Benjamin "The Hammer" Harrison | 31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dwayne "Mountain Dew" Camacho | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tricky Dick Nixon | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ronald "the Gipper" Reagan | 35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Albert "Recount" Gore | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE *Millard Fillmore* | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Herbert "The Dam" Hoover | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Spooger Nelson | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS John Chimo | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |