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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 14:17 | Cagliari | FG | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Hit the Upright, made [FG] | Replay |
| 13:22 | The Black | TD | Logan Hawk pass to Danny Vermin over the middle, caught [TD] (41 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:52 | Cagliari | TD | Logan Hawk pass to Irwin Fletch Fletcher up the left side intercepted by Gideon Pontipeee [TD] (57 yd return); Extra point attempted by Hit the Upright, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:57 | The Black | FG | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [FG] | Replay |
| 7:53 | The Black | TD | Gunner McGuns pass to Hole-lata Talent up the right side, caught [TD] (47 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 13:28 | The Black | TD | Lethal Injection II rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:24 | Cagliari | TD | Dolemite Jenkins II rush [missed tackle: Feeling Lucky Punk (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Hit the Upright, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 9:29 | The Black | TD | Logan Hawk pitch to Deangelo "Dash" Williams [TD] up the middle (4 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:39 | The Black | TD | The Firm rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:18 | The Black | TD | Logan Hawk pass to Danny Vermin over the middle, caught [TD] (45 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 13:16 | The Black | TD | Logan Hawk pass to Satans Doom up the left side, caught [TD] [deflected by It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)] (46 yd gain); Extra point attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:19 | Cagliari | FG | 31 yd field goal attempted by Hit the Upright, made [FG] | Replay |
| 6:20 | Cagliari | TD | I throw like a girl pass to Helios the Greek Sun God up the right side, caught [TD] [deflected by NOTAGAINST MEYOUDON'T] (83 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Hit the Upright, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:54 | The Black | FG | 39 yd field goal attempted by E. Allen Poe, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:08 | Cagliari | TD | I throw like a girl pass to Josh Scobey up the right side, thrown low, caught [TD] (52 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Hit the Upright, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Cagliari | The Black | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 364.5 | 546 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 55.5 | 145 |
| Rushes | 32 | 42 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.7 | 3.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 309 | 401 |
| Completions/Attempts | 20/40 | 18/38 |
| Yards/Pass | 7.7 | 10.6 |
| Times Sacked | 4 | 5 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 3 |
| PUNTS | 9 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 47.2 | 42.3 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 25:25 | 33:38 |
| Passing |
| Cagliari | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB I throw like a girl | 72 | 20 | 40 | 309 | 50 | 7.7 | 11 | 4 | -22 | 0 | 2 |
| The Black | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Logan Hawk | 41 | 7 | 19 | 203 | 36.8 | 10.7 | 3 | 4 | -18.5 | 3 | 3 |
| QB Gunner McGuns | 40 | 11 | 19 | 198 | 57.9 | 10.4 | 3 | 1 | -3 | 0 | 1 |
| Rushing |
| Cagliari | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Joey Gladstone. | 20 | 15 | 29 | 1.9 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Crow T.. Robot | 19 | 9 | 47 | 5.2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dolemite Jenkins II | 23 | 4 | 1.5 | 0.4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB I throw like a girl | 72 | 4 | -22 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Fullback Panty | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Nicky Katsopolis | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Josh Scobey | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tom. Servo | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Black | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Lethal Injection II | 36 | 15 | 93.5 | 6.2 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Firm | 32 | 13 | 65.5 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Deangelo "Dash" Williams | 33 | 9 | 7.5 | 0.8 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Logan Hawk | 41 | 4 | -18.5 | -4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Gunner McGuns | 40 | 1 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Sadistic Beast | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Smash Findlay | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Cagliari | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Bottom's Up | 46 | 4 | 55 | 13.8 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Josh Scobey | 22 | 3 | 73.5 | 24.5 | 10.7 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Logan HeastEER | 36 | 3 | 20.5 | 6.8 | 0.2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Crow T.. Robot | 19 | 3 | 27 | 9 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Elijah Woods | 38 | 3 | 24 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR LORENZO NATURE BOY FITZGEARLD | 35 | 2 | 19 | 9.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Fullback Panty | 20 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Helios the Greek Sun God | 37 | 1 | 83 | 83 | 66.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Mike Nelson. | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE I'm in a tight Spot | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Quit looking at my Tight End | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Black | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Danny Vermin | 41 | 8 | 188 | 23.5 | 5.8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Satans Doom | 37 | 4 | 94 | 23.5 | 6.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Irwin Fletch Fletcher | 40 | 3 | 50 | 16.7 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Deangelo "Dash" Williams | 33 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hole-lata Talent | 40 | 1 | 47 | 47 | 29.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Danny Balis | 50 | 1 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Brent Jones | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Francis Russ | 76 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Cagliari | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Hit the Upright | 2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 4 | 4 |
| The Black | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K E. Allen Poe | 2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 7 | 7 |
| Punting |
| Cagliari | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Phil Jagielka | 9 | 425 | 47.2 |
| The Black | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Oxford Punt | 4 | 169 | 42.3 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Cagliari | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB SNAKE EYES | 9 | 217.5 | 24.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Black | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Deangelo "Dash" Williams | 3 | 102.5 | 34.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Clifton Sawyer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 109.5 | 18.3 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Cagliari | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Elijah Singletary | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Frankincense Pontipeee | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Sosuke. Aizen | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB SNAKE EYES | 22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| LB Ephraim Pontipeee | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GUNG HO | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Black | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Knockya Lightz Out | 14 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mr. Roger's Neighborhood | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Unstoppable Forcee | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mister Red | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Cagliari | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| G D.J. Tanner | 57 | 6 |
| FB Tom. Servo | 32 | 5 |
| G Very Offensive Guard | 28 | 2 |
| OT Very Offensive Tack le | 46 | 2 |
| TE Mike Nelson. | 35 | 1 |
| C Stuck in the Middle With You | 43 | 1 |
| G Stephanie Tanner | 57 | 1 |
| C Kimmy Gibler | 54 | 1 |
| OT Michelle Tanner | 46 | 1 |
| G Right Guard Anti-Perspirant | 41 | 0 |
| OT crushyour face | 39 | 0 |
| OT Le Tackle | 50 | 0 |
| The Black | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| TE Francis Russ | 76 | 4 |
| DE Congo Crippler | 44 | 3 |
| G R. Douglas Bradbury | 52 | 3 |
| G Will "Pro Bowl" Shields | 37 | 2 |
| OT Max Findlay III | 45 | 2 |
| C I DON'T SKATE | 57 | 2 |
| G Brock Dale | 41 | 1 |
| OT Max Findlay II | 40 | 1 |
| C Frederic O. Nash | 49 | 1 |
| G J. Albert Michener | 36 | 1 |
| OT Mark Columbus | 53 | 0 |
| OT The Pimp Hand | 41 | 0 |
| G Ernie McFarkleberry | 46 | 0 |
| OT C. LANE TACKLE | 40 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Cagliari | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Elijah Singletary | 51 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Caleb Pontipeee | 45 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB GUNG HO | 39 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) | 40 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Tastes Like Chicken | 44 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Walk the Line | 34 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE DUKE | 43 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jefferson Hamilton | 43 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Frankincense Pontipeee | 43 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Ephraim Pontipeee | 45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Rain Bo Warrior | 29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Sosuke. Aizen | 41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| FS Buck Futt | 54 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| DE MARC GAZTINEAU | 48 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Gideon Pontipeee | 45 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 57 | 1 | 0 |
| DT George 'P Funk' Clinton | 49 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Daniel Pontipeee | 38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Chad Kelsay | 39 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Benjamin Pontipeee | 36 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT ROADBLOCK | 52 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Tank Reese | 45 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Mirko Vidić | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS BARONESS | 55 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB SNAKE EYES | 22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pickled Peppers | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| K Hit the Upright | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sven the Berserk | 57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT My ass is Huge | 50 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Black | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Grogans Hero | 63 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Knockya Lightz Out | 36 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Work Boot | 53 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 5.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| DT Geno Atkins | 42 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mister Red | 31 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Rick Fury | 35 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Knott Thornton | 48 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Scott Evil | 43 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Clark Kent | 33 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB NOTAGAINST MEYOUDON'T | 44 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Firm | 32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Balding Bull | 52 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB T. Streckfus Persons | 45 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Congo Crippler | 44 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mr. Roger's Neighborhood | 40 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Paul "The Clash" Simonon | 21 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB The Alarm | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DT Unstoppable Forcee | 34 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Larry Doten | 35 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Fire Marshal Bill | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Feeling Lucky Punk | 51 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Jocko Dundee | 35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Mark Columbus | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Christian Peter | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Ser Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane | 48 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Captain Blood | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Droz Ingram | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Clifton Sawyer | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Sir Smackalot | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |