Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pitch to The Fast Guy to the right (22 yd gain) [tackle: The Infamous Street Hustler] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | The Fast Guy rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jojo Snork Jr] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 40 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Great Oden's Raven over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Infamous Street Hustler] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Deon Anderson. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: The White Rabbit] | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 12:34 | ||||
| 12:34 | 4th & 3 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 41 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed tackle: Tonga Kid] (16.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Brandon Harrison_#27] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 32.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Junior's Sea Turtle over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tonga Kid] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 35.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Damion Johnson to the left (no gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 10:30 | ||||
| 10:30 | 4th & 1 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Punting is so Easy, 51 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (18.5 yd return) [tackle: "Big" "Rig"] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | I Run From the Cops rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mrs Seabottom] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 34.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Deon Anderson. up the left side [deflected by The Infamous Street Hustler] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:34 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 34.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops bad pass to Great Oden's Raven up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 9:29 | ||||
| 9:29 | 4th & 8 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 44 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] (13 yd return) [tackle: Admiral Yamamoto] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 8:52 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36 | Dimmy Finster Jr. rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tackling. Machine.] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 41 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Junior's Sea Turtle over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: 6 Men in the Tub Swatting Balls] | Replay |
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 7:42 | ||||
| 7:42 | 4th & 1 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Punting is so Easy, 47 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (15 yd return) [tackle: Gary Andersson] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | I Run From the Cops rush [missed tackle: Willie Wetworth] to the right (54 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eric Clarke] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Deon Anderson. rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: K.T. Slayer] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 23 | Deon Anderson. rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Snork Eater Eater] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 23.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops screen pass to The Fast Guy to the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:56 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 23.5 | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by Frank Ferry, made [FG] | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 5:52 | ||||
| 5:52 | Kickoff by Frank Ferry, 62 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon (27 yd return) [diving tackle: Admiral Yamamoto] | Replay | ||
| 5:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Smallstar Seaworthy up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Woodson_#24] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 44.5 | Dimmy Finster III rush [missed diving tackle: Sweet Leroy] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tackling. Machine.] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster III to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Woodson_#24] | Replay |
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 4:07 | ||||
| 4:07 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 46.5 | Damion Johnson rush [missed tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Stuffing the TE][forced fumble: Tackling. Machine.], fumbled , recovered by Sweet Leroy (-0 yd return) [tackle: Mrs Seaworthy] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Ultimate Warrior II rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jojo Snork Jr] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 50 | Chris "Backhand" Brown rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Matilda Snork] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 50 | Ultimate Warrior II rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Weed] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 4th & 2 | OPP 48 | Chris "Backhand" Brown rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Samantha Waters] | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster III to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ryan Gillum] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster III to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Tackling. Machine.] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 31.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Brandon Harrison_#27] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 29.5 | Damion Johnson rush [missed tackle: Ryan Gillum (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (29.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:00 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Fast Guy rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: "Big" "Rig"] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | The Fast Guy rush [missed tackle: "Big" "Rig" (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Eric Clarke (Spin)] to the right (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Shellby] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pitch to The Fast Guy to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eric Clarke] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 36 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Great Oden's Raven up the right side [deflected by Angus McSquid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:07 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 36 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson over the middle [deflected by Jason Silver] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 13:03 | ||||
| 13:03 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 51 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed tackle: Tonga Kid] (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Brandon Harrison_#27] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Damion Johnson rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tackling. Machine.] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 34 | Riff Raff. pitch to Dimmy Finster III [missed diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] to the right (31 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ryan Gillum] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Damion Johnson rush to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Isaiah Bell] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 29 | Dimmy Finster Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: James Longstreet. (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (29 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:07 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| 11:07 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 79 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor[forced fumble: Mrs Buckfish], fumbled , recovered by Jojo Snork Jr (0 yd return) [tackle: I'm the "X" Factor] | Replay | ||
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Damion Johnson rush to the right (12 yd gain) [tackle: Isaiah Bell] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Dimmy Finster III rush [TD] up the middle (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:16 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 10:16 | ||||
| 10:16 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | I Run From the Cops rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: "Big" "Rig"] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Great Oden's Raven over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: K.T. Slayer] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | The Fast Guy rush [missed diving tackle: Eric Clarke (Spin)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mrs Seabottom] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 44 | Ultimate Warrior II rush [missed diving tackle: Big Weed] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: "Big" "Rig"] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 48.5 | Ultimate Warrior II rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big Weed] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 4th & inches | OWN 49 | Deon Anderson. rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Weed] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pitch to The Fast Guy up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: The White Rabbit] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 48.5 | Deon Anderson. rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Snork Eater Jr] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 48 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops sacked by Samantha Waters (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 5:00 | ||||
| 5:00 | 4th & 18 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 59.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Riff Raff. pitch to Damion Johnson [missed tackle: Tackling. Machine.] [missed diving tackle: Bradley Fletcher (Spin)] to the right (42 yd gain) [diving tackle: 6 Men in the Tub Swatting Balls] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Riff Raff. pass to Rip Van Snorkel Jr over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Admiral Yamamoto] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 34 | Dimmy Finster III rush [missed diving tackle: James Longstreet.] to the right (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ernie Sims_#50] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Riff Raff. pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 15 | Riff Raff. pass to Rip Van Snorkel Jr over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Ernie Sims_#50] | Replay |
| 2:12 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Riff Raff. pass to Smallstar Seaworthy up the right side [deflected by Terence Jenkins.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:08 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Riff Raff. pass to Rip Van Snorkel Jr over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:04 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 2:04 | ||||
| 2:04 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Deon Anderson. rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: K.T. Slayer] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops sacked by Samantha Waters (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Moose Jaw Roughriders | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 15 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops bad screen pass to The Fast Guy to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gary Andersson] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 15 | Defensive Timeout Called: Moose Jaw Roughriders | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 1:45 | ||||
| 1:45 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 57 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed diving tackle: Tonga Kid] (23 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Stuffing the TE] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Riff Raff. pass to Rip Van Snorkel Jr over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ernie Sims_#50] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Moose Jaw Roughriders | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 44 | Riff Raff. sacked by Sweet Leroy (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:59 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 49 | Riff Raff. spikes ball | Replay |
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by Punting is so Easy, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | Ultimate Warrior II rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Big Weed] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 6 | Ultimate Warrior II rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Samantha Waters] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Frank Ferry, 73 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed diving tackle: James Longstreet. (Spin)] (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Breen Parry] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Riff Raff. pitch to Damion Johnson to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Woodson_#24] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 24 | Dimmy Finster Jr. rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Roger Gillum] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Smallstar Seaworthy up the right side [deflected by 6 Men in the Tub Swatting Balls] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 13:48 | ||||
| 13:48 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Punting is so Easy, 58 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (15 yd return) [diving tackle: Mrs Buckfish] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops sacked by Jojo Snork Jr (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 26 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pitch to The Fast Guy to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Polly Fish] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson, hurried by Matilda Snork, over the middle [deflected by Matilda Snork] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 12:45 | ||||
| 12:45 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 53 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed tackle: Admiral Yamamoto] (21 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Stuffing the TE] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster III [missed diving tackle: Kack Frosch] to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Tackling. Machine.] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 2nd & inches | OWN 46.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: 6 Men in the Tub Swatting Balls] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Damion Johnson rush [missed tackle: Tackling. Machine.] to the right (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Admiral Yamamoto] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Dimmy Finster Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: Terence Jenkins. (Spin)] [missed tackle: Brandon Harrison_#27] to the right (16.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars screen pass to Bo Dasious to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson_#24] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 22.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to The Harbinger of Death over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | IWantMy TwoDollars screen pass to Bo Dasious to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Dimmy Finster III rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:03 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 76 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (24 yd return) [tackle: Daffney Gillfin Jr.] | Replay | ||
| 8:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson, hurried by lil Weed, over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: MCHammerSays YouCantNerfThis] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 27.5 | Ultimate Warrior II rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Snork Eater Eater] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson up the left side, caught [TD] (71 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:57 | Extra point attempted by Frank Ferry, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 6:57 | ||||
| 6:57 | Kickoff by Frank Ferry, 67 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Sacking Sacks] [missed tackle: Tonga Kid] (34.5 yd return) [tackle: Shaun Hampton] | Replay | ||
| 6:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars screen pass to Casey Kelp Jr to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Kack Frosch (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Isaiah Bell (Spin)] [TD] (62.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:41 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 6:41 | ||||
| 6:41 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 73 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (25 yd return) [diving tackle: Mrs Buckfish] | Replay | ||
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to The Fast Guy up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mrs Seabottom] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 30.5 | The Fast Guy rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Infamous Street Hustler] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to The Fast Guy up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Eric Clarke (Spin)] (12 yd gain) [tackle: Mrs Seabottom] | Replay |
| 4:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops sacked by Jojo Snork Jr (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:26 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 41.5 | [forced fumble: Samantha Waters], fumbled , recovered by 6 Men in a Rub I can't roll a 29 (0 yd return) [tackle: Snork Eater Jr] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 3rd & 22 | OWN 34.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops bad pass to Great Oden's Raven, hurried by The White Rabbit, up the right side [deflected by Swag Surfin'] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 3:46 | ||||
| 3:46 | 4th & 22 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 54 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon, out of bounds (1 yd return) | Replay |
| 3:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Bo Dasious up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Terence Jenkins.] [TD] (87.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:28 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 3:28 | ||||
| 3:28 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 73 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Mrs Buckfish] | Replay | ||
| 3:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson over the middle [deflected by Jason Silver] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to 6 Men in a Tub Blub Blub, hurried by Samantha Waters, up the left side [deflected by Samantha Waters] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 3:13 | ||||
| 3:13 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 24 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Chris "Backhand" Brown, hurried by Snork Eater Eater, over the middle intercepted by MCHammerSays YouCantNerfThis [TD] (41 yd return) | Replay |
| 3:01 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 66 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Mrs Buckfish] | Replay | ||
| 2:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Martavious Odoms_#9, hurried by lil Weed, over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Infamous Street Hustler] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 35 | The Fast Guy rush up the middle (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Samantha Waters] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 31 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: K.T. Slayer] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops bad pass to Kenny Jackson, hurried by The White Rabbit, over the middle, thrown low [deflected by The Infamous Street Hustler] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pitch to Chris "Backhand" Brown to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: "Big" "Rig"] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 46.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops sacked by Snork Eater Eater (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 0:04 | ||||
| 0:04 | 4th & 12 | OWN 41 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 43 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon (9 yd return) [tackle: James Longstreet.] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Rip Van Snorkel Jr over the middle [deflected by Kack Frosch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to The Harbinger of Death over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | IWantMy TwoDollars screen pass to Casey Kelp Jr to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Sh ~ Long] [missed tackle: Terence Jenkins.] (9 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 48 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster Jr. to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Brandon Harrison_#27] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Damion Johnson rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ryan Gillum] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 41 | Dimmy Finster Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Sacking Sacks (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tackling. Machine.] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 37.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Dimmy Finster III to the left (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tonga Kid] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to The Harbinger of Death over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Admiral Yamamoto] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Riff Raff. pitch to Damion Johnson to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Dimmy Finster III rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ryan Gillum] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Damion Johnson rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:58 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 9:58 | ||||
| 9:58 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 76 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (22.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mrs Buckfish] | Replay | ||
| 9:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Martavious Odoms_#9, hurried by Samantha Waters, over the middle [deflected by Daffney Gillfin Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: K.T. Slayer] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Martavious Odoms_#9 over the middle [deflected by Mrs Seabottom] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Ronde Balboa rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Silver] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 36 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson over the middle [deflected by The Infamous Street Hustler] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 9:05 | ||||
| 9:05 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 56 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon (22.5 yd return) [tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Sacking Sacks] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Riff Raff. pitch to Damion Johnson [missed tackle: Bradley Fletcher (Spin)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sh ~ Long] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Dimmy Finster III rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: BilI Walton] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 35 | IWantMy TwoDollars screen pass to Kris Owen to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sh ~ Long] | Replay |
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 7:02 | ||||
| 7:02 | 4th & 2 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Punting is so Easy, 50 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Gary Andersson] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops screen pass to Martavious Odoms_#9 to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Mr Shellby] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pitch to Chris "Backhand" Brown to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Gary Andersson] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Chris "Backhand" Brown rush [missed tackle: MCHammerSays YouCantNerfThis] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Samantha Waters] | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 6:02 | ||||
| 6:02 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Joel "Superjew" Goldstein, 38 yd, fielded by DeShaun Cleavon [missed diving tackle: James Longstreet. (Spin)] [missed tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Playing Center Field] [missed diving tackle: 6 Men in a Tub Sacking Sacks] (15 yd return) [tackle: Tonga Kid] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Damion Johnson rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Isaiah Bell] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Rip Van Snorkel Jr over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brandon Harrison_#27] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | IWantMy TwoDollars pitch to Damion Johnson to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kack Frosch] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 24.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Smallstar Seaworthy up the right side [deflected by James Longstreet.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 24.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Wolf Fish over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ryan Gillum] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Smallstar Seaworthy over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: James Longstreet.] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Dimmy Finster III rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: Terence Jenkins.] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Nebraska Maniac Gorillas calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & G | OPP 9 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to The Harbinger of Death, hurried by Bradley Fletcher, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Ryan Gillum (Spin)] (9 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:53 | Extra point attempted by Herbert Cadbury, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Nebraska Maniac Gorillas 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | Kickoff by Herbert Cadbury, 72 yd, fielded by I'm the "X" Factor (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Mrs Buckfish] | Replay | ||
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops bad pass to Kenny Jackson, hurried by The Abominable Snowman, over the middle [deflected by Willie Wetworth] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Kenny Jackson up the left side [deflected by The Abominable Snowman] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Greg Mathews_#13 up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eric Clarke] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Nebraska Maniac Gorillas calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:34 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 27 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Greg Mathews_#13 up the right side, caught [deflected by MCHammerSays YouCantNerfThis] (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: MCHammerSays YouCantNerfThis] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 27 | Nebraska Maniac Gorillas calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Chris "Backhand" Brown up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Infamous Street Hustler] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 43.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to 6 Men in a Tub Blub Blub up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eric Clarke] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops bad pass to Martavious Odoms_#9 up the left side [deflected by MCHammerSays YouCantNerfThis] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Martavious Odoms_#9 up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Wetworth] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 43.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops pass to Great Oden's Raven over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Polly Fish [deflected by Polly Fish] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:30 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 43.5 | I Throw Rocks at the Cops sacked by Samantha Waters (7 yd loss) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Moose Jaw Roughriders 0:25 | ||||
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | IWantMy TwoDollars pass to Casey Kelp Jr over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ryan Gillum] | Replay |