Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 51 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus [TD] (81.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 14:48 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Bena Cows 14:48 | ||||
| 14:48 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 63 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (25 yd return) [tackle: HHWC LB1] | Replay | ||
| 14:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster over the middle [deflected by Philipp Lahm HHWC] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | TJ Hooker bad pass to Willy Catchit up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:35 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Mark Angel] (13 yd gain) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Charlie Cutblock rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HHWC DT1] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Charlie Cutblock, hurried by Darren Spicer, over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:17 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster over the middle [deflected by LYING ELA RAICH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:12 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Scotty Shanks, 41 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Warren Weak III] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 13:05 | ||||
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Jumpdaroute] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 19 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the right side [deflected by Bucky BumpNrun] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 19 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bucky BumpNrun] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 21 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 29 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (fair catch) | Replay |
| Bena Cows 11:49 | ||||
| 11:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 40.5 | Homerun Hits rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH Wife Defender] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Charlie Cutblock rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 36 | TJ Hooker bad pass to Willy Dropit up the left side [deflected by LYING ELA RAICH] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 36 | TJ Hooker pass to Paulie Hunt over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster, hurried by Oliver Kahn HHWC, over the middle [deflected by Kenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:15 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 19 | Charlie Cutblock rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Darren Spicer] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 17 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | TJ Hooker pass to Travon Crump up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:50 | Extra point attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 7:50 | ||||
| 7:50 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 52 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Oscar Offsides] | Replay | ||
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | HHWC QB rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Middlethird] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 41 | Boozy Patton sacked by Hank Hurries (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:27 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 39 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by Mike Middlethird] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:24 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Bena Cows 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit, hurried by HH Wife Defender, over the middle [deflected by Tyler Miles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 9 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend, hurried by HH Wife Defender, up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Clay Rollins [deflected by Clay Rollins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side [deflected by Norman Kitchen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Peter Venkman rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: HHWC DT1] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 33 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 38.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: HHWC CB1] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Homerun Hits rush [missed tackle: Diabolico Coupè (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 35.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Travon Crump up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & inches | OPP 32 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the left side [deflected by Tyler Miles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:28 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Charlie Cutblock over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Catchem] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 22 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the left side [deflected by LYING ELA RAICH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:52 | 4th & 5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 51 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (19 yd return) [tackle: Barry Blitzkrieg] | Replay | ||
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Peyton Redd rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Strong Jr] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Boozy Patton sacked by Hank Hurries (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 39.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Larry Latehit] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 4th & 6 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 36 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (4.5 yd return) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay |
| Bena Cows 14:16 | ||||
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 32 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Peter Venkman rush [missed tackle: Harris Scruggs] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 43 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend over the middle [deflected by Clay Rollins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 43 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HHWC CB1] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster, hurried by Darren Spicer, over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 39 | TJ Hooker pass to Clay Bautista up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harris Scruggs] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | TJ Hooker screen pass to Willy Dropit to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Charlie Cutblock rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: HHWC DT1] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 3rd & G | OPP 2.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:15 | Extra point attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 51 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ike illegalcontacter] | Replay | ||
| 8:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the left side, caught [TD] (61.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:03 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Bena Cows 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 58 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot [missed tackle: Willie Catchem] (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay | ||
| 7:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit, hurried by HH Wife Defender, up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 36.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend over the middle [deflected by Philipp Lahm HHWC] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the right side, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: Harris Scruggs] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Peter Venkman rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: HH Wife Defender] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 27.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 21 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend over the middle [deflected by Harris Scruggs] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:37 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 21 | 38 yd field goal attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 4:33 | ||||
| 4:33 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 46 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus [missed diving tackle: Winston Zeddemore] (24 yd return) [tackle: Barry Blitzkrieg] | Replay | ||
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Boozy Patton pass to Peyton Redd over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Willy Cover] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 45.5 | HHWC QB rush [missed tackle: Calvin Confidencecrusher] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oscar Offsides] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | HHWC QB pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Strong Jr] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 39.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Middlethird] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 37.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick, hurried by Mike Middlethird, up the left side [deflected by Jerry Jumpdaroute] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:05 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, missed | Replay |
| Bena Cows 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Peter Venkman rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH Wife Defender] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 40 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Tyler Miles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 40 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: HHWC CB1] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Scotty Shanks, 48 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:39 | ||||
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Peyton Redd to the left (no gain) [tackle: Oscar Offsides] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 6.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Larry Latehit [deflected by Larry Latehit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Bena Cows 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 66 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (26 yd return) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Charlie Cutblock rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 33 | Charlie Cutblock rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 37 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Mark Angel] (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Clay Bautista over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Charlie Cutblock rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jayson Myles] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 26.5 | False start penalty committed by Paul Pulls | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 31.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 28 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit, hurried by Darren Spicer, over the middle [deflected by Philipp Lahm HHWC] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 4th & 8 | OPP 28 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Homerun Hits rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 14 | TJ Hooker screen pass to Charlie Cutblock to the left side, caught (5 yd loss) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 19.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Travon Crump up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: HHWC CB1] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 10 | 27 yd field goal attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [FG] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:42 | ||||
| 8:42 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 44 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Darrel Disruption] | Replay | ||
| 8:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | HHWC QB rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pauly Personalfoul] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 41 | HHWC QB pitch to Rusty Pierce to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrel Disruption] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 40.5 | HHWC QB rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Hank Hurries] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Rusty Pierce up the left side [deflected by Warren Weak III] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:58 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Metal Massacre rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Harry Hunglikehorse] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Romeo Snow, hurried by Hank Hurries, up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Warren Weak III [deflected by Warren Weak III] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:27 | 4th & 10 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, missed | Replay |
| Bena Cows 6:22 | ||||
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Paulie Hunt, hurried by HH Wife Defender, up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | TJ Hooker pass to Clay Bautista over the middle, caught [TD] (52 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:41 | Extra point attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:41 | ||||
| 5:41 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 55 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Ben Dover] | Replay | ||
| 5:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Boozy Patton pitch to Rusty Pierce to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Bubba Buttmonkey] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 37 | False start penalty committed by FuMan Chu OT | Replay |
| 5:12 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 32 | Peyton Redd rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harry Hunglikehorse] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 35 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Jack Torrance up the right side [deflected by Jerry Jumpdaroute] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:32 | 4th & 14 | OWN 35 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 41 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| Bena Cows 4:24 | ||||
| 4:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Pelvic Thruster up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Charlie Cutblock up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover] | Replay |
| 3:41 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 36.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: HHWC CB1] (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | TJ Hooker pass to Paulie Hunt up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side [deflected by LYING ELA RAICH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39 | TJ Hooker pass to Clay Bautista up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 36.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Homerun Hits rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elliot Hess] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 25 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the right side [deflected by Diabolico Coupè] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 25 | TJ Hooker bad pass to Travon Crump over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 25 | 42 yd field goal attempted by Winston Zeddemore, missed | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Boozy Patton pitch to Deion Ponce to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bucky BumpNrun] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 26.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Peyton Redd to the left (no gain) [tackle: Bucky BumpNrun] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 26.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining over the middle [deflected by Peter Passinterferer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:13 | 4th & 9 | OWN 26.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 34 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (fair catch) | Replay |
| Bena Cows 14:07 | ||||
| 14:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | TJ Hooker bad pass to Willy Dropit, hurried by Rudy Eastman, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Peter Venkman rush to the right (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 49 | Homerun Hits rush [missed diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] [missed diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: LYING ELA] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Chuck Chipdaend up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Travon Crump up the left side, caught (20.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 11:36 | Extra point attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 49 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bucky BumpNrun] | Replay | ||
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Peyton Redd, hurried by Hank Hurries, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Romeo Snow up the left side intercepted by Jerry Jumpdaroute (0 yd return) [tackle: Romeo Snow] | Replay |
| Bena Cows 11:25 | ||||
| 11:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 10:55 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 48.5 | Peter Venkman rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 50 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the left side, caught [TD] (50 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:21 | Extra point attempted by Winston Zeddemore, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 10:21 | ||||
| 10:21 | Kickoff by Winston Zeddemore, 50 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (27.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ben Dover] | Replay | ||
| 10:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Boozy Patton pitch to Deion Ponce to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ike illegalcontacter] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 48 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Barry Blitzkrieg] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 45.5 | HHWC QB rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bubba Buttmonkey] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 4th & 2 | OPP 45 | Metal Massacre rush [missed tackle: Scotty Spearing] up the middle (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Weak III] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Boozy Patton pitch to Peyton Redd to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Dover] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 32 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side [deflected by Bucky BumpNrun] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:29 | 4th & 8 | OPP 32 | 49 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Bena Cows 7:24 | ||||
| 7:24 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 60 yd, fielded by Mark Muffsalot (21 yd return) [diving tackle: LYING ELA] | Replay | ||
| 7:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 38 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit over the middle [deflected by Ashin Kusher IV] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:49 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 38 | TJ Hooker pass to Paulie Hunt over the middle [deflected by Clay Rollins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:44 | 4th & 3 | OWN 38 | Punt by Scotty Shanks, 40 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (8 yd return) [diving tackle: Warren Weak III] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 6:37 | ||||
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Passinterferer] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 36.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Rusty Pierce to the left (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hugh Janus] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the left side [deflected by Willy Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bubba Buttmonkey] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 46.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance, hurried by Warren Weak III, over the middle [deflected by Mike Middlethird] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:04 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Bena Cows 4:58 | ||||
| 4:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | Peter Venkman rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 12 | TJ Hooker bad pass to Charlie Cutblock, hurried by Jacob Gilbert, up the right side [deflected by Wilhemus Mynderse] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:01 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 12 | TJ Hooker pass to Paulie Hunt over the middle [deflected by Diabolico Coupè] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:56 | 4th & 9 | OWN 12 | Punt by Scotty Shanks, 59 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (13.5 yd return) [tackle: Barry Blitzkrieg] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:47 | ||||
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Jumpdaroute] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 49.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Peyton Redd over the middle [deflected by Larry Latehit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 49.5 | HHWC QB rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Middlethird] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Peyton Redd over the middle [deflected by Larry Latehit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:58 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Deion Ponce to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Weak III] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 44.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by Ike illegalcontacter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:35 | 4th & 9 | OPP 44.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Scotty Spearing] | Replay |
| Bena Cows 2:30 | ||||
| 2:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the left side, caught (21.5 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Homerun Hits rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Dropit up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: HHWC CB1] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Charlie Cutblock rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HHWC LB1] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 24 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 24 | TJ Hooker pass to Willy Catchit up the left side intercepted by Diabolico Coupè (0 yd return) [tackle: Willy Catchit] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 1:45 | ||||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce, hurried by Egon Spengler, over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17 | Boozy Patton pass to Romeo Snow up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bucky BumpNrun] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 26.5 | Boozy Patton spikes ball | Replay |
| 1:27 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 26.5 | Metal Massacre rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Middlethird] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Boozy Patton spikes ball | Replay |
| 1:16 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | HHWC QB pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrel Disruption] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 35.5 | Boozy Patton spikes ball | Replay |
| 1:04 | 4th & 6 | OWN 35.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Peyton Redd over the middle intercepted by Jerry Jumpdaroute (0 yd return) [tackle: Peyton Redd] | Replay |
| Bena Cows 0:59 | ||||
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | TJ Hooker pass to Travon Crump up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | TJ Hooker pass to Clay Bautista up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |