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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 9:47 | Cobden | FG | 44 yd field goal attempted by Sven Glockner, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3:43 | Black Hand | FG | 47.5 yd field goal attempted by Kick my Butt, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Cobden | TD | Mack Freeman Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (no gain); Extra point attempted by Sven Glockner, made [XP] | Replay |
| 12:30 | Black Hand | TD | Las Vegas RB4 rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:43 | Black Hand | TD | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 10:52 | Black Hand | TD | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Francisco Ford (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (16 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:21 | Black Hand | TD | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 13:21 | Black Hand | FG | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Kick my Butt, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Black Hand | Cobden | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 435.5 | 200 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 298.5 | 88 |
| Rushes | 54 | 31 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.5 | 2.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 137 | 112 |
| Completions/Attempts | 13/18 | 18/31 |
| Yards/Pass | 7.6 | 3.6 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 2 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 4 | 6 |
| Yards per Punt | 39.5 | 44.7 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 1 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 35:36 | 24:24 |
| Passing |
| Black Hand | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Alpha Omega |
34 | 4 | 7 | 47 | 57.1 | 6.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
45 | 9 | 11 | 90 | 81.8 | 8.2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Retired Player |
37 | 9 | 17 | 60 | 52.9 | 3.5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Oct. O.'s Arm |
26 | 9 | 14 | 52 | 64.3 | 3.7 | 6 | 2 | -11 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Black Hand | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Yes I'm This Good Jr. |
28 | 21 | 121 | 5.8 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
29 | 17 | 97.5 | 5.7 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
25 | 13 | 68.5 | 5.3 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Retired Player |
45 | 2 | -2 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
32 | 1 | 13.5 | 13.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Alpha Omega |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Retired Player |
25 | 16 | 48 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Timmy DaDaDaDa |
32 | 9 | 38 | 4.2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Oct. O.'s Arm |
26 | 2 | -11 | -5.5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mack Freeman Jr. |
26 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Juicy Johnny |
17 | 2 | 11 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Retired Player |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Black Hand | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Retired Player |
29 | 7 | 4 | 34 | 8.5 | 10.4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Retired Player |
25 | 4 | 4 | 83 | 20.8 | 25.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| WR All Good Throws 0 |
36 | 4 | 3 | 19.5 | 6.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
32 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 5.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Yes I'm This Good Jr. |
28 | 1 | 1 | -1.5 | -1.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jack BeStrong |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Wilt The Stilt!! |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Pizza Guy |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Henri Arceneau |
48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gamma Rays |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Timmy DaDaDaDa |
32 | 9 | 6 | 23.5 | 3.9 | 8.2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Juicy Johnny |
17 | 4 | 3 | 16.5 | 5.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ryan Burton |
36 | 4 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
43 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 6 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
29 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 5.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jeremy TE Shockey |
36 | 2 | 2 | 23 | 11.5 | 3.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Miles Strausser |
25 | 2 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gwon Catching |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay Strausser |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
36 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Black Hand | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Kick my Butt |
2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Sven Glockner |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting |
| Black Hand | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Steal Toad Kleets |
4 | 158 | 39.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy |
6 | 268 | 44.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Black Hand | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Retired Player |
3 | 48 | 16 | 0 | 4 | 35.5 | 8.9 | 0 |
| Cobden | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Forrest Gump |
7 | 218 | 31.1 | 0 | 3 | 35.5 | 11.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Black Hand | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Retired Player |
38 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
38 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
42 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jack's Maroon |
38 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Centah Field |
45 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jack BeStrong |
34 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
37 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Simeon Boucher |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Pizza Guy |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Jay Strausser |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Andre Strausser |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mack Freeman Jr. |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ryan Burton |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Kendall Suad |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Brent Benedict. |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Bizarro BloodE |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jim "Hall of Fame" Otto |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Black Hand | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Retired Player |
56 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Claude Cloutier |
20 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB bE@st m0d3 |
51 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
39 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tobin Heath |
28 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
24 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hulk Smash U |
36 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DE Sierra Kusterbeck |
35 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Kevin 'Sack' Greene |
29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
54 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Nicholas Porter |
46 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Front andCenter |
31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
41 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
33 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
30 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Vasher Jammer Ross |
41 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Chris Falls |
38 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Champs Ghost |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
25 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tate 221 |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Malcolm Porter |
24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Acapulco Zombie |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dr. Morgan |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Snowy Whiting |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Retired Player |
36 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FS Michael Burton |
37 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Frank Assballs |
41 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player |
40 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Francisco Ford |
40 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
42 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Corner Stone Jnr |
34 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT PT's. " Big Foot " DT |
63 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Kitagawa Keiko |
52 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
48 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
34 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player |
47 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 |
| CB Brooklyn Stampede |
36 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE D Day |
27 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Charlie Sheen's Tigerblood |
35 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Albedo Piazzola |
31 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Otis Campbell Jr |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
51 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Demarcus Where?? |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| CB Shannon Bauer |
28 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Medicated Pete |
39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Miles Strausser |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Juicy Johnny |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Bubba Blue |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| WR Gwon Catching |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
27 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Forrest Gump |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Ernest T Bass Jr |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jeremy TE Shockey |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Jethro Bodine Jr |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Flounder Dorfman Jr |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Captain Planet |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Black Hand | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Retired Player |
17 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Chris Falls |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Retired Player |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Nicholas Porter |
20 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE D Day |
20 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Otis Campbell Jr |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Bubba Blue |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |