Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Cobden Muskrats 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 65 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (32 yd return) [diving tackle: Super F'ing Strong] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | False start penalty committed by Johnny Cage | Replay |
| 14:56 | 1st & 15 | OWN 32.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush [missed diving tackle: Mike Lynn Bokker] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kevin 'Sack' Greene] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | Moore Pheus pass to C. Jason Witten, hurried by Sierra Kusterbeck, over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Hulk Smash U] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Juicy Johnny up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Goran Vidic] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Front andCenter] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 40 | Moore Pheus screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tobin Heath] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 37 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Chris Falls] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Learning Disability] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Vasher Jammer Ross] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jared "Steer Wrestler" Allen] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 26 | Rusty Nail rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Aubrie Da'Bear] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by Sven Glockner, made [FG] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 9:43 | ||||
| 9:43 | Kickoff by Sven Glockner, 52 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: D Day ] | Replay | ||
| 9:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | False start penalty committed by G Billy Walsh | Replay |
| 9:41 | 1st & 15 | OWN 26.5 | QB Vincent Chase screen pass to Bo "Wild Boar" Jackson to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 28.5 | Alpha Omega pass to Jack CanCatch up the left side [deflected by Star scream] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:01 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 28.5 | QB Vincent Chase screen pass to Las Vegas RB4 to the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 4th & 13 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Steal Toad Kleets, 51 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (9.5 yd return) [tackle: La Plaga] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Aubrie Da'Bear] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32 | Juicy Johnny rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sierra Kusterbeck] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 34 | Moore Pheus pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa, hurried by Front andCenter, up the left side [deflected by Vasher Jammer Ross] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:38 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 53 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold, out of bounds (0.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 7:32 | ||||
| 7:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed tackle: Brooklyn Stampede (Spin)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Francisco Ford] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 22 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Knock Wurst] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed tackle: Francisco Ford] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 35.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Knock Wurst (Spin)] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. [missed diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] [missed diving tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] to the right (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Francisco Ford] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | QB Vincent Chase screen pass to Las Vegas RB4 to the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:17 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | QB Vincent Chase pass to Jack CanCatch up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Corner Stone Jnr] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 30.5 | Alpha Omega screen pass to Bo "Wild Boar" Jackson to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:43 | 4th & 4 | OPP 30.5 | 47.5 yd field goal attempted by Kick my Butt, made [FG] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 3:39 | ||||
| 3:39 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 55 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (51.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ghaastly _] | Replay | ||
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Rusty Nail rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gilberto De Piento] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 30.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Nicholas Porter] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 24.5 | Rusty Nail rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Goran Vidic] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malcolm Porter] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 15 | Juicy Johnny rush [missed tackle: Vasher Jammer Ross (Spin)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Lynn Bokker] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Rusty Nail rush to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tobin Heath] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Mack Freeman Jr. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Acapulco Zombie] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & G | OPP 0 | Mack Freeman Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 14:57 | Extra point attempted by Sven Glockner, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 14:57 | ||||
| 14:57 | Kickoff by Sven Glockner, 60 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (17 yd return) [tackle: D Day ] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Alpha Omega pitch to Las Vegas RB4 to the left (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | QB Vincent Chase screen pass to HB Johnny Drama, hurried by Demarcus Where??, to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Star scream (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Desia Dunn (Spin)] (43 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lorne Bell] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | QB Vincent Chase pass to Jack CanCatch up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 8 | Las Vegas RB4 rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lorne Bell] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:26 | Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 12:26 | ||||
| 12:26 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 60 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Chris Falls] | Replay | ||
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Rusty Nail rush [missed tackle: Gilberto De Piento] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hulk Smash U] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 35 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Val's Work Out Buddy] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 34.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the left side [deflected by Tobin Heath] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:09 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 41 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Otis Campbell Jr] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 11:01 | ||||
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | QB Vincent Chase pass to Las Vegas RB4 up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 39 | HB Johnny Drama rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 42 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | QB Vincent Chase screen pass to HB Johnny Drama to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Corner Stone Jnr (Spin)] [missed tackle: Albedo Piazzola] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lorne Bell] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | QB Vincent Chase pass to Jack CanCatch up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Desia Dunn] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 31.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Lorne Bell] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Albedo Piazzola] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 23 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: James Michael Scully] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 20.5 | Alpha Omega screen pass to Las Vegas RB4 to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] (17.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:39 | Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 5:39 | ||||
| 5:39 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 64 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Super F'ing Strong] | Replay | ||
| 5:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Lynn Bokker] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | Moore Pheus pitch to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chris Falls] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 42 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Goran Vidic] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Val's Work Out Buddy] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Tobin Heath] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 47 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Learning Disability] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 43.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Juicy Johnny, hurried by Sierra Kusterbeck, up the left side [deflected by Mike Lynn Bokker] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:09 | 4th & 5 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 31 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 3:05 | ||||
| 3:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 15 | Alpha Omega screen pass to Yes I'm This Good Jr. to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Medicated Pete] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 14 | QB Vincent Chase pass to Las Vegas RB4 up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Knock Wurst] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by Steal Toad Kleets, 40 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Goran Vidic] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 1:49 | ||||
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Sierra Kusterbeck] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 35.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 35.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Jeremy TE Shockey over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super F'ing Strong] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Offensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vasher Jammer Ross] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 13.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton, hurried by Malcolm Porter, up the left side intercepted by Tate 221 (0 yd return) [tackle: Miles Strausser] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: Neil B. Formy] [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer] [missed tackle: Francisco Ford] up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kitagawa Keiko] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sven Glockner, 42 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bubba Blue ] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Knock Wurst] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase (Spin)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Francisco Ford] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 48 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shannon Bauer] | Replay |
| 13:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 35.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed tackle: Knock Wurst (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 32.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demarcus Where??] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Desia Dunn] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 20 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Francisco Ford (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (16 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:46 | Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 49 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Nicholas Porter] (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Ghaastly _] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Old Dirty Bastage] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Rusty Nail to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:04 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Sierra Kusterbeck (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:38 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 58 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: D Day ] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 9:29 | ||||
| 9:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 25.5 | Alpha Omega screen pass to Las Vegas RB4 to the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: James Michael Scully] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 40.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Lorne Bell (Spin)] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Alpha Omega pitch to Las Vegas RB4 [missed tackle: Francisco Ford] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 43 | HB Johnny Drama rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Knock Wurst] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 41.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Suge Knight] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 36.5 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. [missed diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] [missed diving tackle: Albedo Piazzola] to the right (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corner Stone Jnr] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Alpha Omega pitch to Las Vegas RB4 to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 23 | Alpha Omega screen pass to HB Johnny Drama to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Frank Assballs (Spin)] [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer (Spin)] [missed tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:17 | Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 3:17 | ||||
| 3:17 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 57 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (34 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Super F'ing Strong] | Replay | ||
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush up the middle (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Learning Disability] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 45 | Moore Pheus screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nicholas Porter] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush[forced fumble: Mike Lynn Bokker], fumbled , recovered by Acapulco Zombie (-0 yd return) [tackle: Juicy Johnny] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. [missed tackle: James Michael Scully] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kitagawa Keiko] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 37 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Francisco Ford] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Bo "Wild Boar" Jackson rush to the left (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Suge Knight] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 38 | Las Vegas RB4 rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 35.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Lorne Bell] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 4th & 2 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Kick my Butt, made [FG] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 13:16 | ||||
| 13:16 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 68 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Nicholas Porter] | Replay | ||
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Jared "Steer Wrestler" Allen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 30.5 | Moore Pheus screen pass to Samuel Hurd to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 32 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Chris Dinnis up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 40 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tate 221] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Gwon Catching, hurried by Old Dirty Bastage, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Jay Strausser over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:32 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:27 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Jeremy TE Shockey, hurried by Sierra Kusterbeck, over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Kevin 'Sack' Greene] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 10:23 | ||||
| 10:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: Butt Hammerer (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: Francisco Ford] [missed tackle: Shannon Bauer] [missed diving tackle: Neil B. Formy] up the middle (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kitagawa Keiko] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Las Vegas RB4 rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Suge Knight] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 40 | HB Johnny Drama rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Albedo Piazzola] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 38 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 36 | Punt by Steal Toad Kleets, 34 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 8:12 | ||||
| 8:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2 | Rusty Nail rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gilberto De Piento] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 6.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Old Dirty Bastage] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 8 | Moore Pheus screen pass to Juicy Johnny to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Learning Disability] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 8.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 42 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (8.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 6:06 | ||||
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: Albedo Piazzola] [missed tackle: Francisco Ford] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: James Michael Scully] | Replay |
| 5:25 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 36 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Alpha Omega pitch to HB Johnny Drama[forced fumble: Corner Stone Jnr], fumbled , recovered by Butt Hammerer (0 yd return) [tackle: Bo "Wild Boar" Jackson] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 4:30 | ||||
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Ryan Burton up the right side [deflected by Ghaastly _] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28 | Moore Pheus pass to Miles Strausser up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Champs Ghost] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 33.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Front andCenter] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 4th & 4 | OWN 34 | Moore Pheus pass to Samuel Hurd up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Vasher Jammer Ross] (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super F'ing Strong] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton, hurried by Malcolm Porter, up the right side [deflected by La Plaga] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Chris Dinnis, hurried by Dr. Morgan, over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Average Joe Schmoe] | Replay |
| 3:05 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 47.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Samuel Hurd over the middle [deflected by Champs Ghost] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:01 | 4th & 7 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 43 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 2:56 | ||||
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kitagawa Keiko] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 13.5 | QB Vincent Chase screen pass to HB Johnny Drama to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Corner Stone Jnr] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & inches | OWN 19.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Defensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Alpha Omega bad screen pass to Las Vegas RB4, hurried by Demarcus Where??, to the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 23 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Neil B. Formy] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 26.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 26.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed diving tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] [missed tackle: Lorne Bell] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Desia Dunn] | Replay |
| 1:43 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 30.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:43 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by Steal Toad Kleets, 33 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: WR Ari Gold] (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Gilberto De Piento] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Chris Dinnis, hurried by Dr. Morgan, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm bad pass to Miles Strausser, hurried by Front andCenter, up the right side [deflected by Champs Ghost] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Kevin 'Sack' Greene] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 41.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton, hurried by Dr. Morgan, over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Hulk Smash U] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 0:58 | ||||
| 0:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | QB Vincent Chase rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 46.5 | QB Vincent Chase rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |