Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sven Glockner, 42 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bubba Blue ] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Knock Wurst] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase (Spin)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Francisco Ford] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 48 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shannon Bauer] | Replay |
| 13:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 35.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed tackle: Knock Wurst (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 32.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demarcus Where??] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Desia Dunn] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 20 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frank Assballs] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Francisco Ford (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (16 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:46 | Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 49 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Nicholas Porter] (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Ghaastly _] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Old Dirty Bastage] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Rusty Nail to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:04 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Sierra Kusterbeck (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:38 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 58 yd, fielded by WR Ari Gold (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: D Day ] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 9:29 | ||||
| 9:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 25.5 | Alpha Omega screen pass to Las Vegas RB4 to the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: James Michael Scully] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 40.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush [missed diving tackle: Lorne Bell (Spin)] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Alpha Omega pitch to Las Vegas RB4 [missed tackle: Francisco Ford] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 43 | HB Johnny Drama rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Knock Wurst] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 41.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [missed tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Suge Knight] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | HB Johnny Drama rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 36.5 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. [missed diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] [missed diving tackle: Albedo Piazzola] to the right (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corner Stone Jnr] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Alpha Omega pitch to Las Vegas RB4 to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 23 | Alpha Omega screen pass to HB Johnny Drama to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Frank Assballs (Spin)] [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer (Spin)] [missed tackle: Brooklyn Stampede] (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vinnie Aquaman Chase] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Yes I'm This Good Jr. rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:17 | Extra point attempted by Kick my Butt, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 3:17 | ||||
| 3:17 | Kickoff by Kick my Butt, 57 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (34 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Super F'ing Strong] | Replay | ||
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush up the middle (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Learning Disability] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 45 | Moore Pheus screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nicholas Porter] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush[forced fumble: Mike Lynn Bokker], fumbled , recovered by Acapulco Zombie (-0 yd return) [tackle: Juicy Johnny] | Replay |
| Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | QB Vincent Chase pitch to Yes I'm This Good Jr. [missed tackle: James Michael Scully] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kitagawa Keiko] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 37 | Las Vegas RB4 rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Francisco Ford] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Bo "Wild Boar" Jackson rush to the left (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Michael Burton] | Replay |