Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 0:52 | Hawaii | TD | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [TD] up the middle (no gain); Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | Hawaii | FG | 24 yd field goal attempted by Elton John , made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 11:50 | Hawaii | TD | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert [missed diving tackle: Pat The Bat] [missed diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot (Spin)] [TD] to the right (40.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:59 | K.C. | TD | Derek McConnelI pitch to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky [missed tackle: Klabo Klimo] [TD] to the right (68 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Peaches Houlihan , made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:42 | Hawaii | TD | Buck Swope rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 14:21 | Hawaii | TD | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:00 | Hawaii | TD | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: sweet SS] [missed tackle: one for the giraffe and] [missed diving tackle: Pat The Bat] [TD] up the middle (37.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:29 | Hawaii | TD | The Strategy Expert rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:00 | Hawaii | TD | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli, up the left side intercepted by Alleviating Wilson's Legs [TD] (49 yd return); Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| K.C. | Hawaii | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 131 | 533 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 99 | 502.5 |
| Rushes | 26 | 71 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.8 | 7.1 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 32 | 30.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 5/17 | 8/15 |
| Yards/Pass | 1.9 | 2 |
| Times Sacked | 5 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 9 | 3 |
| Yards per Punt | 45.4 | 50 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 16:35 | 43:25 |
| Passing |
| K.C. | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Matthäus Hetzenauer |
19 | 1 | 9 | 8.5 | 11.1 | 0.9 | 7 | 3 | -15.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Derek McConnelI |
26 | 4 | 8 | 23.5 | 50 | 2.9 | 2 | 2 | -9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Hawaii | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB dot balls |
74 | 5 | 12 | 13.5 | 41.7 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Chiaotzu Kamikaze |
29 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 100 | 5.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| K.C. | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB D League Hback |
15 | 15 | 41 | 2.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky |
11 | 6 | 83 | 13.8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Matthäus Hetzenauer |
19 | 3 | -15.5 | -5.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Derek McConnelI |
26 | 2 | -9.5 | -4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aaron Mcfadden II |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ramble On |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Party Foul |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Hawaii | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Adrian "Fire" Peterson |
30 | 29 | 159 | 5.5 | 3 | 11 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Strategy Expert |
31 | 19 | 119.5 | 6.3 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Buck Swope |
29 | 10 | 89.5 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Colin Powell |
55 | 6 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Chiaotzu Kamikaze |
29 | 5 | 92 | 18.4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB dot balls |
74 | 2 | 18.5 | 9.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lead The Way |
65 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| K.C. | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Playmakers is bad for the NFL |
27 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Dyrell Roberts |
25 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR * Possessed * |
24 | 3 | 2 | 9.5 | 4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aaron Mcfadden II |
18 | 2 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lee "Sixmillion" Majors |
21 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tight Mo Posse |
33 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE receiving TE |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR No. 3 |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Hawaii | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB The Strategy Expert |
31 | 5 | 5 | 19.5 | 3.9 | 8.7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Cliff Branch II |
21 | 4 | 1 | 6.5 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Buck Swope |
29 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 12.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lead The Way |
65 | 2 | 1 | -3.5 | -3.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Cris Carter |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Justin Scott-Wesley |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Martavis Bryant |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE 6th Line man |
78 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Catch It Dog |
51 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR AJ Green. |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Je'Ron Stokes |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| K.C. | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Peaches Houlihan |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 127 | 63.5 |
| Hawaii | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Elton John |
1 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 0/0 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 483 | 60.4 |
| Punting |
| K.C. | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P The Coffin Maker |
9 | 409 | 45.4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| Hawaii | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P William Thatcher |
3 | 150 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| K.C. | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Ramble On |
8 | 157.5 | 19.7 | 0 | 3 | 44 | 14.7 | 0 |
| Hawaii | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Jamal Walker |
2 | 39.5 | 19.8 | 0 | 8 | 94 | 11.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| K.C. | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Party Foul |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT FatSlow andrunk |
15 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Disa Mauler |
29 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| G LeBron Wang |
28 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Iceman 16 Banned |
19 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Al Gore |
24 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| OT Baum Bart |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| HB Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky |
11 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| C Omega Dot |
21 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| G Beefcake Wang |
29 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| C Alpha Dot |
23 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| G backup right guard |
13 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Hawaii | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C Kurt Longjohn |
52 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| G Chest Rockwell |
52 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guard Curtis™ |
46 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Kamala |
45 | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Brock Landers |
51 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE 6th Line man |
78 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Thomas Ricketts |
50 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Kenarious Gates |
45 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lead The Way |
65 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Eddie Adams |
56 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Rollergirl |
68 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Clovis Franks |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Catch It Dog |
51 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Monster Mayo II |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Becky Barnett |
59 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| K.C. | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Pat The Bat |
56 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| FS FS freak |
45 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB 0.5 ALGs imo |
54 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FS Erick Arc Elliot |
70 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Big Chooch |
54 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| SS Pickin' Passes Like Noses |
50 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Mr Incrediblle |
65 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| DT Ihra Kasa |
57 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| SS sweet SS |
42 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| DE Ray Drew |
53 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| CB Reward Point Bastard Child |
29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB zone CB psyche |
30 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
| DE Brak _ |
49 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| DE The Honey Badger |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves! |
31 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DE Winston Peeler |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Mr. Agile |
41 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
| HB Ramble On |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB something invisible |
33 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB one for the giraffe and |
31 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DE FF % X a million |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB POWER PACK PACK |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Darrick Thomas |
42 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| DT NT replacementdude |
50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| HB D League Hback |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Brian Weinberg |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Big Biggs |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tight Mo Posse |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Aaron Kampman |
38 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| HB Aaron Mcfadden II |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Flippin Corner |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Jackhammer Jill |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Pancake Fodder |
46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 41 | 0 |
| Hawaii | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Clovis Franks |
33 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Bill Yearby |
40 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| CB Jamal Walker |
18 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Monster Mayo II |
26 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Lawrence Erradict |
21 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Jared "Mullet" Allen |
29 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 14.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Michael "Pro Bowl" Strahan |
28 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Big Oil |
17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Robin Longbow |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS 0 Shiala |
29 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli |
23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Desiree Pusey |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jazmine Dubois™ |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gangstalicious ™ |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dirty Sanchez |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dan Hudspith |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS John Erradict |
38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Klabo Klimo |
17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Larry English |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rusty Trombone |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Willy Campbell |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
| DT Rick Washington |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Alleviating Wilson's Legs |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 49 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Jaco Pastorius |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ed Wuncler III™ |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Nagato Yuki |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Antonie Winfield |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Darius Winston #21 |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| K.C. | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Winston Peeler |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Honey Badger |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ramble On |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Pickin' Passes Like Noses |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Brian Weinberg |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE FF % X a million |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Hawaii | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Jamal Walker |
18 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jazmine Dubois™ |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Robin Longbow |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Klabo Klimo |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Michael "Pro Bowl" Strahan |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dan Hudspith |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rusty Trombone |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |