Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Hawaii Bulls 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 68 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Buck Swope rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ihra Kasa] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 24.5 | Colin Powell rush to the right (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Buck Swope rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Drew] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Colin Powell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | dot balls pass to Cliff Branch II up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 12:42 | ||||
| 12:42 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by William Thatcher, 49 yd, fielded by Ramble On (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Rusty Trombone] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Derek McConnelI sacked by Jared "Mullet" Allen (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:00 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 22 | D League Hback rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bill Yearby] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 22.5 | Matthäus Hetzenauer sacked by Bill Yearby (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 10:49 | ||||
| 10:49 | 4th & 21 | OWN 16 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 47 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Winston Peeler] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 48 | Buck Swope rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | dot balls screen pass to Lead The Way to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Pat The Bat [deflected by Pat The Bat] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Colin Powell rush [missed diving tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves!] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 41 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] [missed tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves! (Stiff Arm)] to the right (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: POWER PACK PACK] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 27.5 | dot balls pass to Cris Carter up the right side [deflected by something invisible] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 27.5 | dot balls pass to Cliff Branch II up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 7:26 | ||||
| 7:26 | 4th & 6 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Elton John , missed | Replay |
| 7:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Bill Yearby] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 32 | Derek McConnelI pass to Tight Mo Posse up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Mayo II] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | D League Hback rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Larry English] | Replay |
| 5:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to * Possessed *, hurried by Jared "Mullet" Allen, up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Robin Longbow] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 48.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Clovis Franks] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Aaron Mcfadden II over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Mayo II] | Replay |
| 3:41 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 34.5 | Matthäus Hetzenauer sacked by Jared "Mullet" Allen (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:12 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Derek McConnelI sacked by Jared "Mullet" Allen (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 2:39 | ||||
| 2:39 | 4th & 11 | OPP 44 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 40 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Buck Swope rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ihra Kasa] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 6 | dot balls rush to the left (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 2 | Buck Swope rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: something invisible] | Replay |
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 0:47 | ||||
| 0:47 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 6 | Punt by William Thatcher, 60 yd, fielded by Ramble On (16 yd return) [tackle: Klabo Klimo] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Clovis Franks] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47.5 | Matthäus Hetzenauer bad pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Willy Campbell, up the right side [deflected by . Shiala] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 47.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Dyrell Roberts up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: . Shiala] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Hawaii Bulls 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 40 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker, out of bounds (3 yd return) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 11 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 13 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves!] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 27 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Drew] | Replay |
| 12:25 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 29 | The Strategy Expert rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 11:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brak _] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34.5 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 37.5 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush [missed tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves!] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 10:00 | ||||
| 10:00 | 4th & 5 | OWN 37 | Punt by William Thatcher, 41 yd, fielded by Ramble On (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli] | Replay |
| 9:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | D League Hback rush to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: . Shiala] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 42 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clovis Franks] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Tight Mo Posse, hurried by Willy Campbell, up the right side [deflected by Gangstalicious ™] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Matthäus Hetzenauer bad pass to Dyrell Roberts, hurried by Willy Campbell, up the right side [deflected by Dan Hudspith] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 8:25 | ||||
| 8:25 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 41 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (12 yd return) [tackle: The Honey Badger] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Pat The Bat] (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 25 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush to the left (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 48 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: FS freak] [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 5:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Colin Powell rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush to the left (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 21 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: NT replacementdude] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 19.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | dot balls screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 14 | dot balls pitch to Buck Swope [missed tackle: Pat The Bat (Spin)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 8 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Darrick Thomas (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] [missed diving tackle: something invisible] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr. Agile] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | The Strategy Expert rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Drew] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & G | OPP 0 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 0:49 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 0:49 | ||||
| 0:49 | Kickoff by Elton John , 45 yd, fielded by Ramble On (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Jazmine Dubois™] | Replay | ||
| Hawaii Bulls 0:47 | ||||
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | D League Hback rush[forced fumble: Michael "Pro Bowl" Strahan], fumbled , recovered by Lawrence Erradict (3 yd return) [tackle: D League Hback] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: zone CB psyche] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ihra Kasa] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hawaii Bulls | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31 | The Strategy Expert rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Brak _] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 30 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hawaii Bulls | Replay |
| 0:30 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 30 | dot balls pitch to Buck Swope to the left (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hawaii Bulls | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Pat The Bat] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 7 | 24 yd field goal attempted by Elton John , made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Elton John , 69 yd, fielded by Ramble On (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Jamal Walker] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Derek McConnelI pass to * Possessed * up the left side, thrown low, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: John Erradict] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | False start penalty committed by FatSlow andrunk | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 21.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bill Yearby] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 23 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Big Oil, up the left side [deflected by Alleviating Wilson's Legs] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 13:24 | ||||
| 13:24 | 4th & 9 | OWN 23 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 57 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Ramble On] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | dot balls pass to Justin Scott-Wesley up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:10 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | dot balls rush to the left (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Reward Point Bastard Child] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | dot balls screen pass to Lead The Way to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Darrick Thomas] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 40.5 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert [missed diving tackle: Pat The Bat] [missed diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot (Spin)] [TD] to the right (40.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:39 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 11:39 | ||||
| 11:39 | Kickoff by Elton John , 63 yd, fielded by Ramble On (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Dan Hudspith] | Replay | ||
| 11:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | D League Hback rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gangstalicious ™] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32 | Derek McConnelI pitch to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky [missed tackle: Klabo Klimo] [TD] to the right (68 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:45 | Extra point attempted by Peaches Houlihan , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hawaii Bulls 10:45 | ||||
| 10:45 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 59 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Ramble On] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Colin Powell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 30 | Colin Powell rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 35 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Darrick Thomas (Lower the Shoulder)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | dot balls screen pass to Buck Swope to the right side [deflected by 0.5 ALGs imo] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39.5 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 46 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush to the left (38.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | The Strategy Expert rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 12 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: Big Chooch (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 9.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: one for the giraffe and] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Buck Swope rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:39 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 5:39 | ||||
| 5:39 | Kickoff by Elton John , 69 yd, fielded by Ramble On (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli] | Replay | ||
| 5:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | D League Hback rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lawrence Erradict] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Mayo II] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 33 | D League Hback rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dirty Sanchez ] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Matthäus Hetzenauer sacked by Michael "Pro Bowl" Strahan (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 32.5 | D League Hback rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Big Oil] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 34 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL up the left side [deflected by John Erradict] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 2:43 | ||||
| 2:43 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 35 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Winston Peeler] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 44.5 | dot balls pass to Cliff Branch II up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:59 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 44.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: Darrick Thomas] [missed tackle: one for the giraffe and (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves!] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 48 | dot balls pitch to Buck Swope [missed diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot (Spin)] to the right (41 yd gain) [diving tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 0:04 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:18 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 14:18 | ||||
| 14:18 | Kickoff by Elton John , 60 yd, fielded by Ramble On (25 yd return) [tackle: Jamal Walker] | Replay | ||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence Erradict] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 39.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Big Oil] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 41.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Aaron Mcfadden II up the right side [deflected by Jaco Pastorius] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 13:06 | ||||
| 13:06 | 4th & 4 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 48 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: The Honey Badger] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | dot balls pass to Cliff Branch II up the right side, thrown low, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Reward Point Bastard Child] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 30.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Aaron Kampman] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 3rd & inches | OWN 34 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the left (15 yd gain) [tackle: Reward Point Bastard Child] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | dot balls screen pass to Buck Swope to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Pat The Bat (Spin)] (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 37.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: sweet SS] [missed tackle: one for the giraffe and] [missed diving tackle: Pat The Bat] [TD] up the middle (37.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:50 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , missed | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 9:50 | ||||
| 9:50 | Kickoff by Elton John , 63 yd, fielded by Ramble On (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Robin Longbow] | Replay | ||
| 9:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to * Possessed *, hurried by Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli, up the left side [deflected by John Erradict] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willy Campbell] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 25.5 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Jared "Mullet" Allen, up the left side [deflected by John Erradict] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 9:13 | ||||
| 9:13 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 55 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Brian Weinberg] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | dot balls screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 42 | Buck Swope rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the right (10 yd gain) [tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 38 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush to the left (23.5 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 5:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ihra Kasa] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 12 | The Strategy Expert rush [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr. Agile] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 7 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Pat The Bat (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | The Strategy Expert rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:25 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | Kickoff by Elton John , 55 yd, fielded by Ramble On (17 yd return) [tackle: Michael "Pro Bowl" Strahan] | Replay | ||
| 2:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Clovis Franks] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 34 | Derek McConnelI pitch to D League Hback to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Desiree Pusey] | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 33 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli, up the left side intercepted by Alleviating Wilson's Legs [TD] (49 yd return) | Replay |
| 1:47 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| K.C. PLAYMAKERS 1:47 | ||||
| 1:47 | Kickoff by Elton John , 59 yd, fielded by Ramble On (17 yd return) [tackle: Jamal Walker] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors up the right side [deflected by Robin Longbow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence Erradict] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 31 | Derek McConnelI pass to Dyrell Roberts, hurried by Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli, up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 1:20 | ||||
| 1:20 | 4th & 7 | OWN 31 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 46 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FF % X a million] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Big Chooch (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brak _] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 43 | Defensive Timeout Called: K.C. PLAYMAKERS | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 43 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 47 | Defensive Timeout Called: K.C. PLAYMAKERS | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 47 | The Strategy Expert rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Defensive Timeout Called: K.C. PLAYMAKERS | Replay |
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ray Drew] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |