Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| KC PLAYMAKERS 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 40 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker, out of bounds (3 yd return) | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 14:54 | ||||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 11 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 13 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves!] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | The Strategy Expert rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 27 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Drew] | Replay |
| 12:25 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 29 | The Strategy Expert rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 11:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brak _] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34.5 | dot balls pitch to The Strategy Expert to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 37.5 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush [missed tackle: Snuggie® The Blanket With Sleeves!] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 4th & 5 | OWN 37 | Punt by William Thatcher, 41 yd, fielded by Ramble On (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Andy "Pro Bowl" Robustelli] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 9:52 | ||||
| 9:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | D League Hback rush to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: . Shiala] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 42 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clovis Franks] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Matthäus Hetzenauer pass to Tight Mo Posse, hurried by Willy Campbell, up the right side [deflected by Gangstalicious ™] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Matthäus Hetzenauer bad pass to Dyrell Roberts, hurried by Willy Campbell, up the right side [deflected by Dan Hudspith] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:25 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 41 yd, fielded by Jamal Walker (12 yd return) [tackle: The Honey Badger] | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Pat The Bat] (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 25 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush to the left (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 48 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: FS freak] [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 5:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Colin Powell rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze rush to the left (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Chiaotzu Kamikaze screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Big Chooch] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 21 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: NT replacementdude] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 19.5 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Incrediblle] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | dot balls screen pass to The Strategy Expert to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 14 | dot balls pitch to Buck Swope [missed tackle: Pat The Bat (Spin)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 8 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Darrick Thomas (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] [missed diving tackle: something invisible] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr. Agile] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | The Strategy Expert rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Drew] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & G | OPP 0 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 0:49 | Extra point attempted by Elton John , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| KC PLAYMAKERS 0:49 | ||||
| 0:49 | Kickoff by Elton John , 45 yd, fielded by Ramble On (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Jazmine Dubois™] | Replay | ||
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | D League Hback rush[forced fumble: Michael "Pro Bowl" Strahan], fumbled , recovered by Lawrence Erradict (3 yd return) [tackle: D League Hback] | Replay |
| Hawaii Bulls 0:38 | ||||
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: zone CB psyche] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ihra Kasa] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hawaii Bulls | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31 | The Strategy Expert rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Brak _] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 30 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hawaii Bulls | Replay |
| 0:30 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 30 | dot balls pitch to Buck Swope to the left (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hawaii Bulls | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Adrian "Fire" Peterson rush [missed tackle: Pat The Bat] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS freak] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 7 | 24 yd field goal attempted by Elton John , made [FG] | Replay |