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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 8:27 | The | FG | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by dont kick a dogg, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5:24 | The | TD | Socrates ~ pass to Blaze (Loon) Elite, hurried by Jeff Slakker, up the left side, caught [TD] (80 yd gain); Extra point attempted by dont kick a dogg, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:51 | Tradewest | FG | 32 yd field goal attempted by Boots McToad, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:29 | Tradewest | FG | 47.5 yd field goal attempted by Boots McToad, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Tradewest | TD | Kickoff by dont kick a dogg, 57 yd, fielded by Tea Gaggins [missed diving tackle: ~Sir Isaac Newton] [TD] (87.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by Boots McToad, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:07 | Tradewest | FG | 36.5 yd field goal attempted by Boots McToad, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:58 | The | FG | 54 yd field goal attempted by dont kick a dogg, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 7:47 | The | FG | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by dont kick a dogg, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3:56 | The | TD | Dez Staley rush [missed diving tackle: Benjamin J. Rectanus (Spin)] [TD] to the right (13.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by dont kick a dogg, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Tradewest | The | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 189.5 | 239.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 108.5 | 31 |
| Rushes | 28 | 46 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.9 | 0.7 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 81 | 208.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 18/46 | 13/31 |
| Yards/Pass | 1.8 | 6.7 |
| Times Sacked | 6 | 8 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 12 | 11 |
| Yards per Punt | 35.5 | 38.6 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 2 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 1 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 26:56 | 33:04 |
| Passing |
| Tradewest | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Dark Queen |
39 | 11 | 23 | 41 | 47.8 | 1.8 | 1 | 2 | -9.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Zitz Ziegler |
39 | 7 | 23 | 40 | 30.4 | 1.7 | 5 | 4 | -16.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Socrates ~ |
43 | 10 | 18 | 170.5 | 55.6 | 9.5 | 4 | 4 | -21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Paul McDonald |
40 | 3 | 13 | 38 | 23.1 | 2.9 | 2 | 4 | -18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Tradewest | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Rash Shar |
25 | 11 | 116 | 10.5 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gilad E Hater |
24 | 10 | 16.5 | 1.7 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Zitz Ziegler |
39 | 4 | -16.5 | -4.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dark Queen |
39 | 2 | -9.5 | -4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Dozer Cruiser |
18 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jonas Score |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Blitzball Wakka |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| FB William Nicholson |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Dez Staley |
42 | 17 | 39 | 2.3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Iran U. Over |
22 | 11 | 26.5 | 2.4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Juke Box ~ |
26 | 7 | 2.5 | 0.4 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Socrates ~ |
43 | 4 | -21 | -5.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Paul McDonald |
40 | 4 | -18 | -4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Brodie .Bruce |
38 | 3 | 2 | 0.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Dan Auerbach |
52 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Tradewest | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Blitzball Wakka |
33 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | -8.5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Lt. Kara Thrace |
37 | 9 | 5 | 26.5 | 5.3 | 0.4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jonas Score |
32 | 8 | 4 | 26.5 | 6.6 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lightning Farron |
27 | 5 | 4 | 17 | 4.3 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Turtle Power |
38 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Gilad E Hater |
24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Princess Ashe |
32 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Rash Shar |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mighty Mite |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Pimple Pie |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Blaccs on Demand Blocking |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Dan Auerbach |
52 | 7 | 4 | 39.5 | 9.9 | 4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Juke Box ~ |
26 | 6 | 3 | 40 | 13.3 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Elias "Panty Troll" Grover |
36 | 5 | 3 | 29.5 | 9.8 | 0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Philip J. Fry |
22 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dez Staley |
42 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Blaze (Loon) Elite |
25 | 2 | 1 | 80 | 80 | 60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Easy Everett |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Haleys Comet |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sour Patch Kid |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chum Locknut |
32 | 1 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Missile (Loon) Silo |
53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rusty Snatch |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Tradewest | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Boots McToad |
3 | 3 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 293 | 58.6 |
| The | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K dont kick a dogg |
3 | 3 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 1/1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 380 | 63.3 |
| Punting |
| Tradewest | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Punting Bra |
12 | 426 | 35.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| The | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Mikhael Scifres |
11 | 425 | 38.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Tradewest | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tea Gaggins |
6 | 205.5 | 34.3 | 1 | 6 | 75 | 12.5 | 0 |
| The | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Patrick Carney |
4 | 75 | 18.8 | 0 | 10 | 119 | 11.9 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Tradewest | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Robo Prometheus |
39 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Tonberry Master |
41 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| TE Blaccs on Demand Blocking |
16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Toad Man |
43 | 3 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
| G Black Chocobo |
41 | 3 | 18 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Monster Bomb |
40 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| G Mr Moogle |
45 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Red Chocobo |
44 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| FB William Nicholson |
25 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mighty Mite |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Oerba Yun Fang* |
55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Blind Syde |
43 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| C Stax O'Phat |
49 | 0 | 27 | 0 | 0 |
| C Great Marlboro |
47 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT wrathlt dogg |
50 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| G Proposition Joe |
60 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Ron Rock Your Ass Doggy Style |
50 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| TE Missile (Loon) Silo |
53 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| G Left Rafiki |
51 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Charles Brown |
62 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| G Righter Rafiki |
56 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Easy Everett |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Brodie .Bruce |
38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Lefty Rafiki |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Right Rafiki |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C MONTY BIGGINS |
38 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| C Major Disaster |
73 | 0 | 14 | 1 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Tradewest | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB General Slaughter |
45 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Yulak "Gru" Kazo |
43 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT George Slakker |
38 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| CB Ryu Hayabusa |
33 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Martyr Machine |
42 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Steve Slakker |
47 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 33 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| LB Stan Da Ram |
45 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Oerba Dia VaniIle |
55 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Pimp Trooper |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB punk ass 2 |
62 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| CB Sky Pirate Penelo |
64 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| DT Big Blag |
38 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| FS T.G. Cidolfas Orlandu |
55 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Benjamin J. Rectanus |
39 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| DE Oliver Clozoff |
57 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 |
| CB Leo McGarry 2 |
46 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Glenn Frog |
68 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Snow ViIIiers |
42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Pimple Pie |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Strong Arm |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| SS Speedy Spike |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Dark Queen |
39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Oerba Yun Fang* |
55 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS John Rectanus |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DT Sazh Katzroy* |
40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| FS B Dawk |
48 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Jeff Slakker |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| DT Domo Kun |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| DE Bengal Trooper |
39 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 |
| C Great Marlboro |
47 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Rash Shar |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tea Gaggins |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Dag Nasty II |
43 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| FS Mark Karrier II |
55 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kill (Loon) Zone |
45 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| LB Plato ~ |
30 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Taz Mania II |
50 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| LB Cord Erbacksack |
35 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Trevor Lang III |
40 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Ronnald Lott |
54 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Achilles ~ |
33 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| SS The White Ninja |
40 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hawk Hawkins jr |
53 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT John Juanda |
37 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 41 |
| CB Green Horn |
42 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| LB Miharu Mikuni |
48 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Brother Darkness |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Nietzsche ~ |
46 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Cannibalist Samson |
44 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Syncerus Caffer |
49 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| CB Patrick Carney |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lock Down |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| TE Missile (Loon) Silo |
53 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Eric Bryan |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT ~Sir Isaac Newton |
31 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| HB Dez Staley |
42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Joey Willis |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DT Wrathy McWratherson |
42 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 |
| DE Da Edge Jr. |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| WR Sour Patch Kid |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Wrath of Khan |
21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| LB Tarzan Jones III |
31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Tradewest | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB General Slaughter |
22 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Martyr Machine |
23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Steve Slakker |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pimp Trooper |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Snow ViIIiers |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Yulak "Gru" Kazo |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stan Da Ram |
23 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leo McGarry 2 |
24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Benjamin J. Rectanus |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS B Dawk |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Plato ~ |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Taz Mania II |
17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Cord Erbacksack |
11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Miharu Mikuni |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Patrick Carney |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| TE Missile (Loon) Silo |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Mark Karrier II |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Achilles ~ |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |