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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:30 | Watha | TD | Randall Cunningham, Jr. rush [TD] to the left (44.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 11:13 | Tanzania | TD | Sith Lord Darth Vader pitch to Johnny "Jam" Jones [missed tackle: Al Franken] [missed tackle: Slap'em PigSkin] [missed diving tackle: Man O'War (Lower the Shoulder)] [TD] to the left (74.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Kicking Your Balls, made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:58 | Watha | TD | Kickoff by Kicking Your Balls, 69 yd, fielded by SloMo JoeMo [TD] (99 yd return); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:49 | Watha | TD | Haddonfield Massacre pass to Pico Viejo up the left side, thrown low, caught (15 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:47 | Watha | TD | Haddonfield Massacre screen pass to Thing One! to the right side, caught [TD] (27 yd gain); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:40 | Tanzania | TD | Kickoff by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, 56 yd, fielded by Glyn Milburn [TD] (87 yd return); Extra point attempted by Kicking Your Balls, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 11:37 | Watha | TD | Haddonfield Massacre pass to Tiernan Kelly over the middle, caught [TD] (16.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:37 | Watha | FG | 18.5 yd field goal attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2:04 | Watha | TD | Punt by Phillip Barnette, 42 yd, fielded by SloMo JoeMo [missed diving tackle: Moses Carmichael] [TD] (50.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 4:05 | Watha | TD | Randall Cunningham, Jr. rush [TD] to the left (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:18 | Tanzania | FG | 46 yd field goal attempted by Kicking Your Balls, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 14:26 | Tanzania | TD | Haddonfield Massacre pass to Duta Jackson III up the right side intercepted by Leon "I'll Take That" Hall [TD] (54 yd return); Extra point attempted by Kicking Your Balls, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:03 | Watha | TD | Randall Cunningham, Jr. rush [TD] to the right (26 yd gain); Extra point attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:10 | Watha | FG | 28.5 yd field goal attempted by MITHterious Stalker Outside My House, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Watha | Tanzania | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 448.5 | 228.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 231.5 | 118.5 |
| Rushes | 43 | 28 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.4 | 4.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 217 | 110 |
| Completions/Attempts | 24/36 | 11/41 |
| Yards/Pass | 6 | 2.7 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 2 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 7 | 12 |
| Yards per Punt | 46.9 | 47.5 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 1 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 36:23 | 23:37 |
| Passing |
| Watha | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Haddonfield Massacre |
52 | 15 | 26 | 135 | 57.7 | 5.2 | 1 | 1 | -3.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| QB Randall Cunningham, Jr. |
37 | 9 | 10 | 82 | 90 | 8.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanzania | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Professor Abronsius |
46 | 11 | 41 | 110 | 26.8 | 2.7 | 10 | 2 | -8.5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Sith Lord Darth Vader |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Watha | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Tiger Tiger Woods |
24 | 16 | 105.5 | 6.6 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Randall Cunningham, Jr. |
37 | 8 | 76 | 9.5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Duta Jackson III |
30 | 6 | 19.5 | 3.3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bruiser Peterson |
35 | 6 | 19 | 3.2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mack Strongest |
16 | 4 | 5 | 1.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Siete Fuentes |
38 | 2 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Haddonfield Massacre |
52 | 1 | -3.5 | -3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanzania | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Demon FlyinByYa |
41 | 10 | -1 | -0.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Alvin Pearman |
34 | 6 | 15 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Sith Lord Darth Vader |
28 | 5 | 6.5 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Johnny "Jam" Jones |
20 | 4 | 106.5 | 26.6 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Professor Abronsius |
46 | 2 | -8.5 | -4.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Primetime Anklebreaker |
59 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Nisi Hunt |
44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB D.D. Willson |
41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Watha | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Bruiser Peterson |
35 | 7 | 6 | 39.5 | 6.6 | 8.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Duta Jackson III |
30 | 6 | 3 | 48.5 | 16.2 | 20.2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sugar Hands Johnson |
40 | 5 | 4 | 22 | 5.5 | 0.1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Thing One! |
27 | 4 | 2 | 36.5 | 18.3 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Pico Viejo |
39 | 4 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tiernan Kelly |
40 | 3 | 2 | 33.5 | 16.8 | 0.3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Siete Fuentes |
38 | 3 | 3 | -3.5 | -1.2 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR WR1 Wolverine |
24 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 12 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE B Rodg |
46 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 12 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Thing Two |
38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Mr. TE |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanzania | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR E Freezy de Vreezy |
50 | 18 | 1 | 16.5 | 16.5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR RunRunAsFastAsUCan UCantCatchMeImTheGingerBredMan |
55 | 7 | 2 | 26.5 | 13.3 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Johnny, Drama |
50 | 6 | 2 | 16 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Primetime Anklebreaker |
59 | 3 | 3 | 31.5 | 10.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Demon FlyinByYa |
41 | 3 | 2 | 12.5 | 6.3 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Alvin Pearman |
34 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Giovanni McKinney CPU |
5 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jeff Cottam |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Tyrell Herron CPU |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Watha | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K MITHterious Stalker Outside My House |
2 | 2 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanzania | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Kicking Your Balls |
1 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting |
| Watha | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Bill Hubert |
7 | 328 | 46.9 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| Tanzania | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Phillip Barnette |
12 | 570 | 47.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Watha | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB SloMo JoeMo |
5 | 226 | 45.2 | 1 | 11 | 254.5 | 23.1 | 1 |
| Tanzania | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Glyn Milburn |
11 | 261 | 23.7 | 1 | 1 | 18.5 | 18.5 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Watha | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Mr. TE |
33 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Big Super Ugly |
58 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Alexander Chandler |
49 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Emporer Nimrod |
50 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| G G Spot |
61 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Captain Cavemaaaan |
47 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Rosanne Arnold |
49 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT T Spot |
56 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| G Duta Jackson V |
35 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| TE B Rodg |
46 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Siete Fuentes |
38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Master Frylock |
56 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| C ST SuperStar |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sir Bedivere |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C C Spot |
58 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanzania | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Rudy Klarer |
58 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Professor Abronsius |
46 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Alan Freed |
51 | 1 | 24 | 1 | 0 |
| C Richie Gandy |
59 | 0 | 17 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Moe James |
58 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Primetime Facebreaker |
52 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 0 |
| G Nildo Sneaker |
47 | 0 | 14 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Antone Davis |
63 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| C Wayne Kilpatrick CPU |
43 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| G Tim Eaton |
52 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Watha | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Shutdown Touchdown II |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Doug Masters |
46 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Animal |
35 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Norbba Vladquist |
49 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 4.5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| FS Special Teams Miser |
61 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Alan C. Page |
42 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| CB TheShow Stoppa II |
48 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Linker Verteidigungsende |
21 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Blood Hound Dog |
50 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Cumbre Vieja |
41 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dennis Kucinich |
45 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 |
| CB Zinedine Kilbane |
29 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| CB Debo Brown |
34 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT POOPER DOG |
39 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31 |
| SS Chris Falls |
38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Man O'War |
31 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Patrick Willis |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sir Bedivere |
50 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jackie Blades |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Al Franken |
41 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Slap'em PigSkin |
54 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| FS Boomerang Seamount |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB SloMo JoeMo |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Col. Bill Kilgore |
48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DE Big Bopper Jr. |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Vladquist Norbbadophalous |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Big Jammer Jones |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Tanzania | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Afrocephus Barnes |
29 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bradley Morrison CPU |
39 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Hydrocephus Barnes |
63 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Punch Buggy |
56 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| FS Matt Corser |
47 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| SS Jump Start |
39 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| SS Jeron Johnson 0 |
44 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| LB Richard I Coeur de Lion |
48 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB John "Hannibal" Smith |
47 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| CB Speedy Flight |
55 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| CB Leon "I'll Take That" Hall |
59 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 54 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| LB Neil Anblomi |
49 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 |
| DT Darwin Walker |
59 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 |
| DT Anthony Otero CPU |
56 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| CB Mr. Ius |
62 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DE CUTTY CORNERS |
47 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 |
| TE Jeff Cottam |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Kicking Your Balls |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR E Freezy de Vreezy |
50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sam Avery CPU |
24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Glyn Milburn |
35 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Speedmo Magee |
54 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Danger Doom |
39 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| DE Tygra ~ |
52 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 |
| FS Tommy Morin CPU |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Moses Carmichael CPU |
19 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Tery Bull |
57 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
| DE Will Overstreet |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Watha | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Special Teams Miser |
50 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Linker Verteidigungsende |
12 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Blood Hound Dog |
50 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sir Bedivere |
50 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanzania | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Afrocephus Barnes |
14 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Punch Buggy |
18 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bradley Morrison CPU |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Kicking Your Balls |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sam Avery CPU |
19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Glyn Milburn |
30 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| LB John "Hannibal" Smith |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Speedy Flight |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Neil Anblomi |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Anthony Otero CPU |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |