Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| GODSTORIA !!! 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Justin Kicks, 51 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer [missed diving tackle: E. King Gill] (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Christopher Colombus] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Harry Wallus, hurried by Big Fat SOB, to the right side, caught, knocked loose by Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke [deflected by Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Omega Wolf to the right side [deflected by Jeffrey Dahmer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:51 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Harry Wallus up the right side [deflected by Chester Cheesie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:47 | 4th & 10 | OWN 36 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 46 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (6 yd return) [tackle: Disa ST] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 14:40 | ||||
| 14:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Charlie Gigot pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side, caught [TD] (76 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:29 | Extra point attempted by Justin Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| GODSTORIA !!! 14:29 | ||||
| 14:29 | Kickoff by Justin Kicks, 72 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chad Jones] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Chad Jones] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 17 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Harry Wallus, hurried by General Larry Platt, over the middle, caught (25.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffrey Dahmer] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to The Big V to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 45.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Joe Haden] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 42.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate over the middle [deflected by Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 58 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 11:15 | ||||
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed tackle: Terrence Cody] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush [missed diving tackle: Alec Walls (Spin)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed tackle: Terrence Cody] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 39.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Terrence Cody] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Percy 'Perseus' Jackson (Spin)], out of bounds (11 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Al. Fresco] | Replay |
| 7:20 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 23.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Al. Fresco] | Replay |
| 6:54 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 19.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hans ] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Charlie Gigot pass to John Wayne Gacy up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Epic Ardium] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Lefty Maginnis rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Terrence Cody] | Replay |
| 5:23 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:20 | Extra point attempted by Justin Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| GODSTORIA !!! 5:20 | ||||
| 5:20 | Kickoff by Justin Kicks, 70 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka, hurried by Ed Gein, up the right side [deflected by Trevon Jennings] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:16 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V [missed tackle: Joe Haden] to the right (38.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sack Man] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Jack's Cold Sweat] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 33.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate, hurried by General Larry Platt, up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joe Haden] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 25 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V [missed diving tackle: Jeffrey Dahmer (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay |
| 2:12 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 16.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Rip Winkles up the left side [deflected by Joe Haden] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:06 | 4th & 4 | OPP 16.5 | 33.5 yd field goal attempted by Mason Crosby, made [FG] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 2:02 | ||||
| 2:02 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 65 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (22 yd return) [tackle: Hyper Extensible] | Replay | ||
| 1:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side [deflected by The Purple People Eater] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Purple People Eater] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 24 | Charlie Gigot pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah, hurried by Corey Wootton, up the left side [deflected by Nigerian "419" Scam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 24 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 45 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (3 yd return) [tackle: The Archangel Uriel] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 1:01 | ||||
| 1:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39.5 | Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ed Gein] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 40 | The Big V rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: General Larry Platt] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 3 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 34 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (fair catch) | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 14:54 | ||||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Alec Walls] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 27.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pitch to "Fast" Felix Jones to the right (26.5 yd gain) [tackle: Foot Soldier@] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Charlie Gigot pass to Richard In-Hand up the right side, thrown low, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bonny Lass] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 42.5 | Charlie Gigot screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Percy 'Perseus' Jackson], out of bounds (15 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life sacked by Dexter Manley (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 16.5 | OPP 34 | Charlie Gigot pass to Noel Divine up the left side [deflected by Its Me] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:31 | 3rd & 16.5 | OPP 34 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Noel Divine up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush[forced fumble: Michelangelo @], fumbled , recovered by Al. Dente (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Soul "Legend" Eatah] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 11:41 | ||||
| 11:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V [missed diving tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] to the right (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Chad Jones] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 33 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Rip Winkles up the left side [deflected by On Golden Blonde] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 45 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (fair catch) | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 9:47 | ||||
| 9:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to John Wayne Gacy up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Baxter Stockman@] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 21 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side, caught (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dante's Virgil] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 46 | John Wayne Gacy rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 48 | Lefty Maginnis rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Terrence Cody] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 48 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side, thrown low, caught, knocked loose by Al. Fresco [deflected by Al. Fresco] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:26 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Matt 'The Champ' Papara over the middle [deflected by Its Me] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:21 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 46 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad pass to Craven Morehead, hurried by The Purple People Eater, up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Epic Ardium] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:17 | 4th & 10 | OPP 46 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 6:12 | ||||
| 6:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 6.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffrey Dahmer] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 11 | The Big V rush [missed tackle: Coffee Madness (Power Through)] to the right (no gain) [tackle: Trevon Jennings] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 4th & 3 | OWN 11 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 48 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (fair catch) | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 4:20 | ||||
| 4:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Charlie Gigot pitch to "Fast" Felix Jones to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans ] | Replay |
| 3:46 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 48.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed tackle: Alec Walls] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Homey the Clown] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 40.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush to the right (29 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Noel Divine up the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 12 | Charlie Gigot sacked by The Purple People Eater (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:52 | 3rd & 15.5 | OPP 17 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Wiesbaden Wieners | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 5 | 22 yd field goal attempted by Justin Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 65 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Hans ] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Matt 'The Champ' Papara up the right side [deflected by Al. Dente] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught, out of bounds (7.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 32 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] [missed tackle: Cardiac Arrest (Power Through)] up the middle (11 yd gain) [tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 49 | Lefty Maginnis rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Alec Walls (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Homey the Clown] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45 | Charlie Gigot screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Purple People Eater] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush[forced fumble: Homey the Clown], fumbled , recovered by Rajesh Koothrappali (0 yd return) [tackle: Dexter Manley] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side [deflected by KoKo da Killer Clown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 33 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pitch to "Fast" Felix Jones to the right (0.5 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Al. Dente] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 14.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:37 | Extra point attempted by Justin Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| GODSTORIA !!! 9:37 | ||||
| 9:37 | Kickoff by Justin Kicks, 61 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay | ||
| 9:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Sheldon Cooper] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Omega Wolf, hurried by General Larry Platt, up the right side [deflected by Jeffrey Dahmer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 4th & 10 | OWN 29 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 52 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus[forced fumble: Disa ST], fumbled , recovered by Hyper Extensible (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Steve Davies] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub [missed diving tackle: Ed Gein] to the right (25 yd gain) [tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 7:27 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V [missed tackle: On Golden Blonde (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffrey Dahmer] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | The Big V rush [missed diving tackle: The Painmaker] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alex Okaforce] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 3rd & G | OPP 0 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: The Archangel Uriel] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 4th & G | OPP 2 | The Big V rush to the right (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1 | Lefty Maginnis rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 4.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Homey the Clown (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 7.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Richard In-Hand up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 7.5 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 53 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (9.5 yd return) [tackle: E. King Gill] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 4:28 | ||||
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the right (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to The Big V to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Trap Door] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 29 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chad Jones] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 30 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Omega Wolf up the left side [deflected by The Painmaker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:36 | 4th & 8 | OPP 30 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Trevon Jennings] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Dante's Virgil] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 28.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 31 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad pass to Sam Shakker, hurried by Percy 'Perseus' Jackson, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 4th & 11 | OWN 31 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 44 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 1:08 | ||||
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to The Big V to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | False start penalty committed by Dominic Moore | Replay |
| 0:32 | 1st & 15 | OWN 35 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Omega Wolf to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Ed Gein] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 37 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Painmaker] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 4th & 6 | OWN 44 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 52 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Disa ST] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 13:31 | ||||
| 13:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Its Me] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dexter Manley] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 13 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Matt 'The Champ' Papara over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:14 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 13 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 45 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer [missed tackle: The Archangel Uriel] (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 12:06 | ||||
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka, hurried by Ed Gein, to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Chad Jones] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 47.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Rusty Jesus to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 22 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Omega Wolf to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Trap Door] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 21.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren sacked by Sack Man (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 4th & 12 | OPP 26.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the right side [deflected by On Golden Blonde] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 8:36 | ||||
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Percy 'Perseus' Jackson] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 26 | Charlie Gigot pass to Richard In-Hand over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:54 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 26 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side [deflected by Nigerian "419" Scam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:50 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 26 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 50 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 7:42 | ||||
| 7:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay |
| 7:06 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 35 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V [missed tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 39.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka, hurried by Coffee Madness, over the middle [deflected by The Archangel Uriel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:34 | 4th & 7 | OWN 39.5 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 52 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Hyper Extensible] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 6:27 | ||||
| 6:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Charlie Gigot screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 17.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 4:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Purple People Eater] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 40.5 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alec Walls] | Replay |
| 2:48 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Homey the Clown] [missed diving tackle: Dante's Virgil] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48 | Defensive Timeout Called: East St Louis Tire Fires | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Foot Soldier@] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Defensive Timeout Called: East St Louis Tire Fires | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Alec Walls] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dexter Manley] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 37 | Defensive Timeout Called: East St Louis Tire Fires | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 37 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush [missed diving tackle: Terrence Cody] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 33.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Purple People Eater] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 4th & 5 | OPP 33 | 50 yd field goal attempted by Justin Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 0:07 | ||||
| 0:07 | Kickoff by Justin Kicks, 58 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Christopher Colombus] | Replay | ||
| 0:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay |