Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Wiesbaden Wieners 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 65 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Hans ] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Matt 'The Champ' Papara up the right side [deflected by Al. Dente] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught, out of bounds (7.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 32 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] [missed tackle: Cardiac Arrest (Power Through)] up the middle (11 yd gain) [tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48 | "Fast" Felix Jones rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 49 | Lefty Maginnis rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Alec Walls (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Homey the Clown] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45 | Charlie Gigot screen pass to John Wayne Gacy to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Purple People Eater] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush[forced fumble: Homey the Clown], fumbled , recovered by Rajesh Koothrappali (0 yd return) [tackle: Dexter Manley] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side [deflected by KoKo da Killer Clown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 33 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pitch to "Fast" Felix Jones to the right (0.5 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Al. Dente] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 14.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:37 | Extra point attempted by Justin Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| GODSTORIA !!! 9:37 | ||||
| 9:37 | Kickoff by Justin Kicks, 61 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] | Replay | ||
| 9:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Sheldon Cooper] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Omega Wolf, hurried by General Larry Platt, up the right side [deflected by Jeffrey Dahmer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 4th & 10 | OWN 29 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 52 yd, fielded by Christopher Colombus[forced fumble: Disa ST], fumbled , recovered by Hyper Extensible (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Steve Davies] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub [missed diving tackle: Ed Gein] to the right (25 yd gain) [tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 7:27 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to The Big V [missed tackle: On Golden Blonde (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffrey Dahmer] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | The Big V rush [missed diving tackle: The Painmaker] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alex Okaforce] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 3rd & G | OPP 0 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: The Archangel Uriel] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 4th & G | OPP 2 | The Big V rush to the right (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1 | Lefty Maginnis rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 4.5 | Lefty Maginnis rush [missed diving tackle: Homey the Clown (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 7.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Richard In-Hand up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 7.5 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 53 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (9.5 yd return) [tackle: E. King Gill] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 4:28 | ||||
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub to the right (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to The Big V to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Trap Door] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 29 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chad Jones] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 30 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Omega Wolf up the left side [deflected by The Painmaker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:36 | 4th & 8 | OPP 30 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Trevon Jennings] | Replay |
| Wiesbaden Wieners 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Noel Divine to the left side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Dante's Virgil] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 28.5 | Charlie Gigot pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 31 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad pass to Sam Shakker, hurried by Percy 'Perseus' Jackson, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 4th & 11 | OWN 31 | Punt by Shane Lechler, 44 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| GODSTORIA !!! 1:08 | ||||
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to The Big V to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Dennis "BTK" Rader] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nasty Corner] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | False start penalty committed by Dominic Moore | Replay |
| 0:32 | 1st & 15 | OWN 35 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Omega Wolf to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ron "3 Time All-American" Pritchard] | Replay |