| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Lincoln Navigators | 14 | 21 | 14 | 24 | 0 | 73 | Final |
| New San Curitiba Blue LUEzards on a Plane | 7 | 10 | 7 | 21 | 0 | 45 |
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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 8:20 | New San Curitiba | TD | Dirty Mo Posse Jr rush [TD] up the middle (16.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:12 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. pass to Usain Bolt, hurried by Pants , up the right side, caught [TD] (8 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:03 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. screen pass to Usain Bolt to the left side, caught [TD] (25.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 12:31 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. pass to Usain Bolt, hurried by Mario Rafiki, up the left side, caught [TD] (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:48 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. pass to Usain Bolt up the right side, caught [TD] (6 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:00 | New San Curitiba | TD | Sonny Sixkiller pass to This cheese is delicious, hurried by Sudden Shock, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:45 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. screen pass to Lawrence Phillips to the left side, caught [TD] (30 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:14 | New San Curitiba | FG | 46 yd field goal attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 12:48 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. screen pass to Fredricksen Russell to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Konstantin Pobedonostsev] [TD] (46 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:11 | New San Curitiba | TD | Sonny Sixkiller pass to This cheese is delicious up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:47 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. pass to Usain Bolt up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 12:30 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. screen pass to Usain Bolt to the right side, caught [TD] (17 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 11:51 | New San Curitiba | TD | Sonny Sixkiller pass to Barrell Roll up the left side, thrown low, caught [missed tackle: Soap Bomb] [TD] (75.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:32 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. pass to Fredricksen Russell over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Atomic Punch (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Tom "Thumbs" Blues (Spin)] [missed tackle: "Crazy" Fingers Blues (Spin)] [missed tackle: Runs With Scissors (Spin)] [missed tackle: Why didn't you tell me this cheese was so good? (Spin)] [TD] (50.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:47 | Lincoln | TD | Buster Crouch Jr. pass to Usain Bolt over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:23 | New San Curitiba | TD | Sonny Sixkiller pass to This cheese is delicious up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:50 | Lincoln | FG | 32.5 yd field goal attempted by Robotron: 2084, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:04 | New San Curitiba | TD | Sonny Sixkiller pass to This cheese is delicious up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Olaf's Legacy, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Lincoln | New San Curitiba | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 632 | 521 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 185.5 | -44 |
| Rushes | 25 | 17 |
| Yards/Rush | 7.4 | -2.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 446.5 | 565 |
| Completions/Attempts | 34/47 | 42/65 |
| Yards/Pass | 9.5 | 8.7 |
| Times Sacked | 3 | 14 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 3 | 5 |
| Yards per Punt | 46.3 | 39.4 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 3 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 2 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 32:58 | 27:02 |
| Passing |
| Lincoln | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Buster Crouch Jr. |
72 | 34 | 47 | 446.5 | 72.3 | 9.5 | 7 | 3 | -17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
| New San Curitiba | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Sonny Sixkiller |
84 | 42 | 65 | 565 | 64.6 | 8.7 | 12 | 14 | -66.5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
| Rushing |
| Lincoln | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Catwoman V2 |
19 | 14 | 149 | 10.6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lawrence Phillips |
23 | 6 | 52 | 8.7 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Buster Crouch Jr. |
72 | 3 | -17 | -5.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Maurice Clarett |
6 | 2 | 1.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB "Finger Wag" Morgalis |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tucki "The Sabre" Tucky |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Usain Bolt |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Roger Craig |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New San Curitiba | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Sonny Sixkiller |
84 | 14 | -69.5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Dirty Mo Posse Jr |
29 | 3 | 25.5 | 8.5 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mobey Jones |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alroy Allstop |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Elusive Swede |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bob "Tangled Up In" Blues |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cannonball |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| Receiving |
| Lincoln | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Usain Bolt |
33 | 12 | 12 | 110 | 9.2 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Lawrence Phillips |
23 | 11 | 7 | 68.5 | 9.8 | 13.9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kobe Bryant |
27 | 5 | 3 | 43 | 14.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Joey Ditka Jr |
43 | 5 | 3 | 49 | 16.3 | 0.2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Andre Manson Jr. |
37 | 4 | 2 | 24.5 | 12.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fredricksen Russell |
20 | 3 | 3 | 109.5 | 36.5 | 33.3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Raymond The Ray III |
24 | 3 | 1 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Swift Swizzle |
54 | 2 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Crash Lightning |
21 | 2 | 2 | 13.5 | 6.8 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE (HULK) (SWINGBLOCK) |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New San Curitiba | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE This cheese is delicious |
32 | 16 | 10 | 117.5 | 11.8 | 0.1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Fastas Molasses |
40 | 14 | 11 | 184.5 | 16.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mobey Jones |
20 | 11 | 9 | 53 | 5.9 | 9.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Vyacheslav Molotov |
35 | 6 | 2 | 44 | 22 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barrell Roll |
52 | 5 | 2 | 101 | 50.5 | 25.8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alroy Allstop |
36 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 0.5 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Elusive Swede |
31 | 3 | 2 | 23.5 | 11.8 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dirty Mo Posse Jr |
29 | 3 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 12.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Donald Schwarzenegger |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mule Time 2 |
53 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Q-Tip |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dana Brinson |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Lincoln | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Robotron: 2,084 |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 10 | 10 | 12 | 5 | 834 | 69.5 |
| New San Curitiba | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Olaf's Legacy |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 469 | 67 |
| Punting |
| Lincoln | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Mat McBriar |
3 | 139 | 46.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| New San Curitiba | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Jesse Kosch |
5 | 197 | 39.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Lincoln | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Roger Craig |
6 | 160 | 26.7 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| New San Curitiba | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cannonball |
5 | 108.5 | 21.7 | 0 | 2 | 19.5 | 9.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Lincoln | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE (HULK) (SWINGBLOCK) |
50 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Vinny Appice |
55 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tucki "The Sabre" Tucky |
50 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Callie Wallie Kapp |
52 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| G El Coloso |
52 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Pork Chop |
47 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Jean Jaurès |
44 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| G Will Smash Jr. |
33 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| C Hrafnagaldr Óðins |
45 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ollie The OT |
66 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| G Ulrich Von Lichenstein |
57 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
| C Jeff "Skunk" Baxter |
48 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 |
| New San Curitiba | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Amedeo Theman |
39 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| OT Dinky Gigglesprinkles |
69 | 1 | 43 | 3 | 2 |
| G Posdnuos |
68 | 1 | 18 | 1 | 1 |
| TE Q-Tip |
23 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Horatio "Bertha" Blues |
44 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| FB Bob "Tangled Up In" Blues |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Stinky Burgerfanny |
73 | 1 | 19 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Super Dubs |
42 | 0 | 22 | 1 | 4 |
| OT Big "Railroad" Blues |
66 | 0 | 24 | 1 | 2 |
| OT Sir Arthur Guinness |
43 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Elusive Swede |
31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| G Cumming Through |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Brent "Jam" Blues |
44 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| G Franklin "The Monster" Stein |
66 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Lincoln | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Monte Coleman |
51 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| CB Soap Bomb |
56 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sudden Shock |
68 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 34.5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50 |
| LB Ricardo "Khan" Montalbán |
46 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Fast Black Abraham Lincoln |
61 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Beckett BlitzdaQB |
36 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Dino Empowerment |
52 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 51 |
| CB Jonathan Trinh |
46 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mr. Blonde © |
67 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Roman Trinh |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| DE Tommy The Titan III |
29 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Star Struck Russell |
51 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Itchy «fight» |
27 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Wes Consin |
69 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Detlef Schrempf |
56 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT the 4 real deal NT |
24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| FS Soda _Popinski |
35 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Player Piano |
30 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 |
| FS The Madvillain |
71 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Heraldo Pwnzor II |
27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Maja Thurup |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Shooter The Whale II |
41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 |
| CB New York Brooks |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS El Toro Herido |
27 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Shooting Bricks Russell |
26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31 |
| CB Jason Trinh |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Mister Biggs |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| New San Curitiba | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Longrod Von Hugendong |
48 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Alex Langley |
40 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB "Stagger" Lee Blues |
42 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS Tom "Thumbs" Blues |
45 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Runs With Scissors |
50 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| FS Jet Stevens |
35 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB "Crazy" Fingers Blues |
43 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Alfonzo Kman |
46 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| DT Jordan "Tombstone" Blues |
31 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| FS "Diamond" Dupree Blues |
37 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| SS Narimiya Hiroki |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Why didn't you tell me this cheese was so good? |
55 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DE Too SeXy, For You |
43 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| FS Patty Hurst |
19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB "Remember Me" Shot |
27 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Fastas Molasses |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Gitmo Sax |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 |
| SS Blinky The Ghost |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Sir Arthur Guinness |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Atomic Punch |
45 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Orlando "Walkin" Blues |
48 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| G Cumming Through |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Leroy Jankins Esq |
30 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB "Viola" Lee Blues |
42 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| CB Konstantin Pobedonostsev |
42 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Harvey "U.S." Blues |
53 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| DE Pants |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| HB Mobey Jones |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Conrad "Candyman" Blues |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 |
| DE Mario Rafiki |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 |
| DT Rusty Bender |
32 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Special Teams |
| Lincoln | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Roman Trinh |
19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fast Black Abraham Lincoln |
22 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ricardo "Khan" Montalbán |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Itchy «fight» |
27 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Tommy The Titan III |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New San Curitiba | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Patty Hurst |
19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB "Remember Me" Shot |
27 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Blinky The Ghost |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Cumming Through |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB "Crazy" Fingers Blues |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Sir Arthur Guinness |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB "Stagger" Lee Blues |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cannonball |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 2 |