Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Algoma Arena Rockers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 59 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > [missed diving tackle: Tweedledum (Spin)] (17 yd return) [tackle: I Am Coming For You] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 31.5 | Noah Gunner screen pass to Red "Bulldozer" to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: He - Man] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 36 | Red "Bulldozer" rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Defecates on Quarterbacks] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 13:21 | ||||
| 13:21 | 4th & 2 | OWN 36 | Punt by Punt This III, 55 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed tackle: Opponent Assassin] (21 yd return) [tackle: D J Williams] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lewis Vilma] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 30 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: Raw as Hell (Spin)] [missed tackle: Corner of the Universe] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Imhearto Pissuoff] | Replay |
| 12:05 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 31 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Endall Be All (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 11:33 | ||||
| 11:33 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 25 | Punt by God ®, 42 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > [missed diving tackle: Mikey Mack Jr. (Spin)] (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Louie Duck ] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Woosh Pow rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Defecates on Quarterbacks] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 42 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart [missed tackle: I Am Coming For You (Spin)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Louie Duck ] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 46 | Noah Gunner pass to John Carew Carew He's Bigger Than Me 'n You up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Beckett Locksemdown] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Governor Wetworth III] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 47.5 | Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Carne Asada] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | Noah Gunner pass to $$ Bennett up the left side [deflected by Vagina ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 8:17 | ||||
| 8:17 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Punt This III, 44 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 8:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Safe Tee, Jr.] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Martez Holliday [deflected by Martez Holliday] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Lavorick Epps (Spin)] (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lynx canadensis] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lavorick Epps] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 40.5 | Cecil Harvey screen pass to Baby Bush to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Martez Holliday] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 44.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: \/on Miller] [missed tackle: Lena Genster] to the left (50 yd gain) [diving tackle: Whowannabe MahBitch] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore [TD] to the right (5.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:19 | Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Algoma Arena Rockers 5:19 | ||||
| 5:19 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 72 yd, fielded by Return To Sender >, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | False start penalty committed by DJ Arum | Replay |
| 5:19 | 1st & 15 | OWN 15 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart [missed diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr (Spin)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Nameless] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 18 | Noah Gunner pass to CC 47 over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Ofstone] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart up the right side [deflected by Kendall Anthony] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 4:21 | ||||
| 4:21 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by Punt This III, 42 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (10 yd return) [tackle: Don Prima] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Long Legged QB rush to the right (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Intimidator] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blitz Creeg] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 33.5 | Agent: Fumbledore rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Raw as Hell] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 31.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Mikel Msingwa] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Agent: Fumbledore rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Raw as Hell] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side [deflected by Red Intimidator] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Safe Tee, Jr. [deflected by Safe Tee, Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:16 | 4th & 10 | OPP 25.5 | 42.5 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 1:12 | ||||
| 1:12 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 61 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > [missed tackle: Tweedledum ] (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Governor Wetworth III] | Replay | ||
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart [missed diving tackle: He - Man] [missed diving tackle: Kendall Anthony (Spin)] to the left (43 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Nameless] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Noah Gunner pass to John Carew Carew He's Bigger Than Me 'n You, hurried by Governor Wetworth III, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Case] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 20 | Zedd Puncher II rush [missed diving tackle: Pedro "the Brickwall" Silva (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Anthony] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 17.5 | Red "Bulldozer" rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 4th & inches | OPP 15 | Woosh Pow rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: lil' Frank Stallone] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Zedd Puncher II rush [missed tackle: Jackson Stewart] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: He - Man] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 8 | Zedd Puncher II rush [missed diving tackle: Pedro "the Brickwall" Silva] [missed diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: You Have Been Denied! (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: Tweedledum ] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Tony Peters II] | Replay |
| 11:56 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Red "Bulldozer" rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:53 | Extra point attempted by Red 'Automatic', made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 11:53 | ||||
| 11:53 | Kickoff by Red 'Automatic', 74 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (21.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Opponent Assassin] | Replay | ||
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Baby Bush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Safe Tee, Jr.] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Martez Holliday [deflected by Martez Holliday] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 11:18 | ||||
| 11:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side intercepted by Lavorick Epps (-1 yd return) [tackle: Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Noah Gunner pass to $$ Bennett, hurried by Tweedledee , over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Anthony] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 28.5 | Red "Bulldozer" rush [missed tackle: Tony Peters II] [missed diving tackle: Scott Case] to the right (26 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Nameless] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart [missed tackle: Hans Ofstone (Spin)] [missed tackle: Gil Grand Jr (Spin)] [TD] to the right (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:51 | Extra point attempted by Red 'Automatic', made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 9:51 | ||||
| 9:51 | Kickoff by Red 'Automatic', 70 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (24.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Amare Tuck II] | Replay | ||
| 9:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: End of the Universe] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side [deflected by Martez Holliday] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Blitz Creeg (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 8:44 | ||||
| 8:44 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by God ®, 44 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: lil' Frank Stallone] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Carne Asada] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 44 | Noah Gunner pass to $$ Bennett over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Case] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 49.5 | Noah Gunner pass to Kat Jones over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Don't Throw My Way] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Zedd Puncher II rush [missed tackle: Gil Grand Jr (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: He - Man] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 42.5 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Don't Throw My Way] [TD] (42.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:36 | Extra point attempted by Red 'Automatic', made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 6:36 | ||||
| 6:36 | Kickoff by Red 'Automatic', 64 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed tackle: Blitz Creeg] (17.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Amare Tuck II] | Replay | ||
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Agent: Fumbledore rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Safe Tee, Jr.] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 31 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Baby Bush to the right (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lewis Vilma] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Amare Tuck II [deflected by Amare Tuck II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 5:30 | ||||
| 5:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Cecil Harvey bad pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side intercepted by Opponent Assassin [TD] (54 yd return) | Replay |
| 5:20 | Extra point attempted by Red 'Automatic', made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 5:20 | ||||
| 5:20 | Kickoff by Red 'Automatic', 64 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (17 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Amare Tuck II] | Replay | ||
| 5:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Safe Tee, Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 32 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush up the right side [deflected by Safe Tee, Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 32 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Whowannabe MahBitch] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore [missed diving tackle: Safe Tee, Jr. (Stiff Arm)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lewis Vilma] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 44 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti [missed tackle: \/on Miller (Spin)] to the right (5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Martez Holliday] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Agent: Fumbledore rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: \/on Miller] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 38.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush up the left side [deflected by Mikel Msingwa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:22 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 38.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jim Nasium, hurried by Raw as Hell, over the middle [deflected by Lynx canadensis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 2:17 | ||||
| 2:17 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 38.5 | Punt by God ®, 25 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart rush [missed diving tackle: Governor Wetworth III] [missed diving tackle: The Nameless (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Anthony] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 17 | Noah Gunner pass to Kat Jones up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 17 | Noah Gunner pass to DeAndre Hopkins aka. Nuke up the right side [deflected by Chocks Away] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 4th & 7 | OWN 17 | Punt by Punt This III, 49 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed diving tackle: Blitz Creeg] (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Don Prima] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mikel Msingwa] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jim Nasium over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lewis Vilma] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Slack Jawed Yokels | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Red Intimidator [deflected by Red Intimidator] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Cecil Harvey screen pass to Baby Bush to the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Lena Genster] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Offensive Timeout Called: Slack Jawed Yokels | Replay |
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jim Nasium, hurried by End of the Universe, over the middle [deflected by Rashad Kong] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jim Nasium, hurried by Imhearto Pissuoff, over the middle [deflected by Rashad Kong] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 33 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jim Nasium, hurried by Endall Be All, up the left side [deflected by Lynx canadensis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 4th & 10 | OPP 33 | 50 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 0:40 | ||||
| 0:40 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Streak" Stewart over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Ofstone] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Streak" Stewart up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | Noah Gunner pass to DeAndre Hopkins aka. Nuke over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: I Am Coming For You] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Red 'Automatic', 71 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed diving tackle: Amare Tuck II] (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Blitz Creeg] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Agent: Fumbledore rush [missed diving tackle: Imhearto Pissuoff (Spin)] to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lewis Vilma] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 20.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti to the right (29.5 yd gain) [tackle: Whowannabe MahBitch] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Agent: Fumbledore rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Raw as Hell] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 49 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open!, hurried by Rashaad Clay, up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Don Prima] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Endall Be All] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 12.5 | OPP 42 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Martez Holliday] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: End of the Universe] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 30 | Cecil Harvey pass to TE Tom V2 over the middle [deflected by Lena Genster] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 30 | Cecil Harvey pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen up the left side [deflected by Lavorick Epps] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:36 | 4th & 11 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 72 yd, fielded by Return To Sender >, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noah Gunner pitch to Red "Bulldozer" to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Kendall Anthony] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 18 | Noah Gunner pass to DeAndre Hopkins aka. Nuke up the right side, diving catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:45 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 18 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart, hurried by Tweedledum , up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: lil' Frank Stallone] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 9:16 | ||||
| 9:16 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Punt This III, 64 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (17 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Opponent Assassin] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the right (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Safe Tee, Jr.] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 29.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Lewis Vilma] | Replay |
| 7:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Imhearto Pissuoff (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:32 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 30 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open!, hurried by Rashaad Clay, up the right side [deflected by Martez Holliday] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:27 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 30 | Cecil Harvey pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Whowannabe MahBitch] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 4th & 2 | OWN 42.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: Joesph Kaufman] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: \/on Miller] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the right (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Opponent Assassin] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 46 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side [deflected by Lena Genster] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:41 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 46 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jim Nasium up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rashad Kong] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Agent: Fumbledore rush [missed tackle: Lavorick Epps (Spin)] to the left (13 yd gain) [tackle: D J Williams] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti to the right (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Martez Holliday] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 25 | Agent: Fumbledore rush [missed diving tackle: Imhearto Pissuoff (Spin)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Corner of the Universe] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 20.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen up the left side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Lynx canadensis] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:58 | Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Algoma Arena Rockers 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 72 yd, fielded by Return To Sender >, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Don't Throw My Way] | Replay |
| 2:23 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | Red "Bulldozer" rush [missed tackle: Governor Wetworth III] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Ofstone] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Noah Gunner pass to Kat Jones up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Don't Throw My Way] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 1:24 | ||||
| 1:24 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Punt This III, 44 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (10 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Opponent Assassin] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Lavorick Epps] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 44.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Baby Bush over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Corner of the Universe] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Endall Be All] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 2nd & 12 | OPP 48 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open!, hurried by Imhearto Pissuoff, up the right side [deflected by Martez Holliday] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 48 | Cecil Harvey bad pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen, hurried by Holmes Onwukaife, up the left side [deflected by Whowannabe MahBitch] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 14:26 | ||||
| 14:26 | 4th & 12 | OPP 48 | Punt by God ®, 40 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > [missed tackle: I Am Coming For You (Spin)] (9.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: He - Man] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Red "Bulldozer" rush [missed tackle: Governor Wetworth III (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: I Am Coming For You] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 20.5 | Woosh Pow rush [missed diving tackle: Big Ben Bullock (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 13:16 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 24 | Zedd Puncher II rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Anthony] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 12:37 | ||||
| 12:37 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 26 | Punt by Punt This III, 43 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Don Prima] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Safe Tee, Jr.] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 46 | Cecil Harvey screen pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Corner of the Universe (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: \/on Miller] [TD] (54 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:50 | Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Algoma Arena Rockers 11:50 | ||||
| 11:50 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 47 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Governor Wetworth III] | Replay | ||
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Zedd Puncher II rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 42.5 | Noah Gunner pass to John Carew Carew He's Bigger Than Me 'n You, hurried by Big Ben Bullock, up the right side [deflected by The Nameless] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:09 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 42.5 | Noah Gunner pass to John Carew Carew He's Bigger Than Me 'n You, hurried by Tweedledum , up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Don't Throw My Way] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Red "Bulldozer" rush [missed diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chocks Away] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 41 | Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart rush [missed tackle: You Have Been Denied!] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kendall Anthony] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Red "Bulldozer" rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Carne Asada] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 27 | Zedd Puncher II rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I Am Coming For You] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Noah Gunner pitch to Stu "The Scottish Sensation" Stewart [missed diving tackle: The Nameless (Spin)] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: He - Man] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 15.5 | Zedd Puncher II rush [missed tackle: He - Man (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Gil Grand Jr] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: lil' Frank Stallone] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | Woosh Pow rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Pedro "the Brickwall" Silva] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 7 | Woosh Pow rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jackson Stewart] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 5 | Noah Gunner pass to Woosh Pow up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 0.5 | 17.5 yd field goal attempted by Red 'Automatic', made [FG] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 5:31 | ||||
| 5:31 | Kickoff by Red 'Automatic', 48 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed diving tackle: Endall Be All] [missed diving tackle: Holmes Onwukaife] (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Red 'Automatic'] | Replay | ||
| 5:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Cecil Harvey pass to BIake Griffin over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Whowannabe MahBitch] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Cecil Harvey screen pass to Body Slammer to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lena Genster] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 34.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen up the left side [deflected by Whowannabe MahBitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:01 | 4th & 6 | OPP 34.5 | 51.5 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 3:57 | ||||
| 3:57 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 73 yd, fielded by Return To Sender >, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 3:57 | ||||
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noah Gunner pass to $$ Bennett over the middle intercepted by The Nameless (7 yd return) [diving tackle: $$ Bennett] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Cecil Harvey pitch to Agent: Fumbledore [missed tackle: Corner of the Universe (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Martez Holliday] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 21 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side [deflected by Martez Holliday] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:56 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 21 | Cecil Harvey pass to Charlie "Dope Fiend" Sheen, hurried by Holmes Onwukaife, over the middle [deflected by Whowannabe MahBitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 21 | 38 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Algoma Arena Rockers 2:47 | ||||
| 2:47 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 56 yd, fielded by Return To Sender > [missed diving tackle: Jackson Stewart (Spin)] (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Governor Wetworth III] | Replay | ||
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Streak" Stewart over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: You Have Been Denied!] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Noah Gunner pass to Woosh Pow up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Scott Case] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 41.5 | Noah Gunner pass to John Carew Carew He's Bigger Than Me 'n You up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 41.5 | Noah Gunner pass to Woosh Pow up the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 41 | Noah Gunner pass to DeAndre Hopkins aka. Nuke up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Mikey Mack Jr.] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Offensive Timeout Called: Algoma Arena Rockers | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Streak" Stewart up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Case] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Offensive Timeout Called: Algoma Arena Rockers | Replay |
| 1:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Noah Gunner pass to John Carew Carew He's Bigger Than Me 'n You up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22 | Noah Gunner pass to DeAndre Hopkins aka. Nuke up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Mikey Mack Jr. [deflected by Mikey Mack Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 22 | Noah Gunner pass to DeAndre Hopkins aka. Nuke up the right side, thrown low, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: You Have Been Denied!] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 4th & 4 | OPP 16 | Noah Gunner pass to Stu "The Scottish Streak" Stewart over the middle [deflected by Don't Throw My Way] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 0:55 | ||||
| 0:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Cecil Harvey rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 15 | Defensive Timeout Called: Algoma Arena Rockers | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 15 | Cecil Harvey rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 14 | Cecil Harvey rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |