Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Arnprior Muskrats 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Saint Louis, 67 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (19 yd return) [tackle: Look Ma, I'm a Pro!] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Cannons Callaway pitch to April May to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: DaMarcus Smith] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 27.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to Bubbles Aguilar up the right side, thrown low, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Enter Seption] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 31.5 | April May rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darkness Cruiser] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | April May rush [missed diving tackle: _"Mean" Joe Greene_] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Stork] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | Cannons Callaway pitch to April May to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DaMarcus Smith] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 39 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to MATT #26 SUHEY to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Darkness Cruiser] | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 11:51 | ||||
| 11:51 | 4th & 8 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 56 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 11:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8.5 | Stefan Flyrock pitch to Beep! Beep! to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 16.5 | JaEmmitt Smith rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Son Goku] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 13 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Mick L. Obe up the right side [deflected by George Strausser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 10:27 | ||||
| 10:27 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 13 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 49 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (fair catch) | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Cannons Callaway sacked by Igor Olshlansky (Big Sack) (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:41 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 32 | Cannons Callaway sacked by Igor Olshlansky (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:59 | 3rd & 21.5 | OWN 26 | Cannons Callaway pass to Bubbles Aguilar up the right side, caught [missed tackle: JaJammer Smith (Spin)] [TD] (74 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:49 | Extra point attempted by Otto Metick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Victoria Teabaggers 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | Kickoff by Otto Metick, 72 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr., 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Stefan Flyrock pitch to JaEmmitt Smith to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 8:24 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Beep! Beep! rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Candi Cane] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Hammerhead Jr Cruiser rush [missed tackle: Timur the Mongol (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Bob Probert Jr] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | JaEmmitt Smith rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bodyguard Ulic] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | JaEmmitt Smith rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jake Wynn] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Beep! Beep! up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Harold Hardrada [deflected by Harold Hardrada] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 6:11 | ||||
| 6:11 | 4th & 5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 44 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (7.5 yd return) [tackle: JaJammer Smith] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Cannons Callaway pitch to Nathan Levy [missed diving tackle: Enter Seption] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Igor Olshlansky] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 28.5 | Cannons Callaway pitch to Nathan Levy to the right (no gain) [tackle: The Stork] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 28.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to Hi, I'm Cooter, hurried by Igor Olshlansky, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Darkness Cruiser [deflected by Darkness Cruiser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 4:54 | ||||
| 4:54 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 51 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. (15 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bob Probert Jr] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Noob Qb pass to Mick L. Obe up the right side [deflected by Bodyguard Egan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | Noob Qb screen pass to Beep! Beep! to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Candi Cane] (16.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Marci Mauls] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Noob Qb pitch to JaEmmitt Smith to the left (11 yd gain) [tackle: The Tornado...] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Beep! Beep! rush [missed diving tackle: Bodyguard Ulic] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harold Hardrada] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 35.5 | Noob Qb pass to J Leftfoot Jr., hurried by Timur the Mongol, over the middle [deflected by Susie Stix] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:31 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 35.5 | Stefan Flyrock sacked by Son Goku (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 2:02 | ||||
| 2:02 | 4th & 12.5 | OPP 40.5 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 35 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | Kamikaze Squirrel rush [missed diving tackle: _"Mean" Joe Greene_] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Enter Seption] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 6.5 | Kamikaze Squirrel rush [missed tackle: Alexander Kemp] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SShut DDown] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 12 | April May rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: _"Mean" Joe Greene_] | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | 4th & 1 | OWN 14 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 49 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. (fair catch) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Stefan Flyrock screen pass to JaEmmitt Smith to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Mick L. Obe over the middle [deflected by The Tornado...] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:53 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Beep! Beep! up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Harold Hardrada [deflected by Harold Hardrada] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 14:48 | ||||
| 14:48 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 32 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (fair catch) | Replay |
| 14:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to Nathan Levy up the right side, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Enter Ception Jr] | Replay |
| 14:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to MATT #26 SUHEY to the left side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Bone you N Coverage] | Replay |
| 13:30 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 46.5 | Cannons Callaway pitch to Nathan Levy to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Igor Olshlansky] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 44.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to April May over the middle [deflected by Jaay Rich] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 12:52 | ||||
| 12:52 | 4th & 16 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 43 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Noob Qb pass to JaEmmitt Smith up the left side [deflected by Harold Hardrada] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Noob Qb screen pass to JaEmmitt Smith to the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Marci Mauls] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 20 | Beep! Beep! rush [missed tackle: Regina Recks (Spin)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bodyguard Egan] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 41 yd, fielded by Burrito Face[forced fumble: Darkness Cruiser], fumbled , recovered by DaMarcus Smith (0 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bubba Blue ] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by Helga Hugg | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & 5 | OPP 41.5 | Noob Qb pitch to JaEmmitt Smith [missed tackle: Candi Cane (Spin)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Crud Bonemeal] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 38 | Beep! Beep! rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Son Goku] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 39.5 | Beep! Beep! rush [missed diving tackle: Regina Recks (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bodyguard Ulic] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Noob Qb pass to JaEmmitt Smith, hurried by Jay Sonnier, up the left side [deflected by Bob Probert Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Lightning Jr Cruiser over the middle [deflected by John "The Blackout" Henderson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to J Leftfoot Jr. over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Tornado...] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Noob Qb sacked by Bob Probert Jr (Big Sack) (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:05 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 29 | Noob Qb pass to JaNovacek Smith up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: John "The Blackout" Henderson] | Replay |
| 7:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Beep! Beep! rush [missed diving tackle: Bodyguard Ulic (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Harold Hardrada] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 8 | JaEmmitt Smith rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Candi Cane] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 5.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Beep! Beep! up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harold Hardrada] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 4th & 3 | OPP 3.5 | 20.5 yd field goal attempted by Saint Louis, made [FG] | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 5:38 | ||||
| 5:38 | Kickoff by Saint Louis, 63 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Dr FeelGood] | Replay | ||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Nathan Levy rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaay Rich] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 30.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to MATT #26 SUHEY over the middle [deflected by Quentin "#2 overall" Coryatt] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:03 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 30.5 | April May rush [missed tackle: DaMarcus Smith (Spin)] to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darkness Cruiser] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to MATT #26 SUHEY to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Generic Blackmon] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 47 | Cannons Callaway pitch to Nathan Levy to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Igor Olshlansky] | Replay |
| 3:38 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 47 | April May rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dr FeelGood] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Nathan Levy rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Tyra Banks] | Replay |
| 2:48 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 49 | Cannons Callaway pass to Joyce Chen over the middle, caught, knocked loose by _"Mean" Joe Greene_ [deflected by _"Mean" Joe Greene_] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:44 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 49 | Cannons Callaway pass to Hey ImOPEN, hurried by Igor Olshlansky, up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Enter Ception Jr [deflected by Enter Ception Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 2:38 | ||||
| 2:38 | 4th & 9 | OPP 49 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 45 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Noob Qb rush up the middle (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Son Goku] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 1 | JaEmmitt Smith rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harold Hardrada] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to JJ Rich over the middle [deflected by Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 4th & 9 | OWN 5 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 45 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (fair catch) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to Chest Rockwell to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bone you N Coverage] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 49 | Cannons Callaway pass to MATT #26 SUHEY up the left side [deflected by The Stork] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 49 | Cannons Callaway pass to Hey ImOPEN up the left side [deflected by Enter Ception Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 0:58 | ||||
| 0:58 | 4th & 9 | OPP 49 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 45 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. [missed tackle: John "The Blackout" Henderson] (17 yd return) [diving tackle: Regina Recks] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Noob Qb screen pass to J Leftfoot Jr. to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Tornado...] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 22 | Stefan Flyrock pass to JaNovacek Smith up the right side, thrown low, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dell "Chase" Brandstone] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Otto Metick, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noob Qb pass to J Leftfoot Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott [deflected by The Tornado...] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Stefan Flyrock screen pass to JaEmmitt Smith to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Candi Cane] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Stefan Flyrock bad pass to Mick L. Obe up the right side, jumping catch attempt [deflected by The Tornado...] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 14:19 | ||||
| 14:19 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 38 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (fair catch) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | April May rush [missed tackle: JaMaryland Smith (Spin)] [missed tackle: Quentin "#2 overall" Coryatt] up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyra Banks] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 38 | Nathan Levy rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: _"Mean" Joe Greene_] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 37.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to Hey ImOPEN over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Enter Ception Jr [deflected by Enter Ception Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 13:16 | ||||
| 13:16 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 57 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. (20 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bubba Blue ] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Noob Qb pitch to Beep! Beep! to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Sasha Stix] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 23.5 | Noob Qb screen pass to JaEmmitt Smith to the right side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: Regina Recks] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 16.5 | OWN 19.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Mick L. Obe up the right side, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: George Strausser] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Noob Qb pass to JaEmmitt Smith up the left side, caught [deflected by Harold Hardrada] (15 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Harold Hardrada] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Stefan Flyrock pitch to Beep! Beep! to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Dell "Chase" Brandstone] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 48.5 | Noob Qb pass to Lightning Jr Cruiser over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dell "Chase" Brandstone] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to JJ Rich over the middle [deflected by John "The Blackout" Henderson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Noob Qb pass to Mick L. Obe over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wanda Whip] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Beep! Beep! rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Timur the Mongol] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 11 | Stefan Flyrock pitch to JaEmmitt Smith to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jay Sonnier] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Hammerhead Jr Cruiser rush [missed diving tackle: Timur the Mongol] [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:43 | Extra point attempted by Saint Louis, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Arnprior Muskrats 7:43 | ||||
| 7:43 | Kickoff by Saint Louis, 75 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Look Ma, I'm a Pro!] | Replay | ||
| 7:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to Joyce Chen, hurried by Lurkin to Murkin u, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Enter Seption] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 20.5 | Kamikaze Squirrel rush [missed diving tackle: Man Crusher II] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jaay Rich] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 22.5 | April May rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Destroyer Cruiser] | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 6:11 | ||||
| 6:11 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 60 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. [missed diving tackle: Bubba Blue ][Monster Hit forced fumble: Bob Probert Jr], fumbled , recovered by Blocky The FB (-0.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Regina Recks] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Stefan Flyrock pitch to Beep! Beep! to the left (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sasha Stix] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Noob Qb pitch to JaEmmitt Smith [missed tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott (Spin)] to the left (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Susie Stix] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Stefan Flyrock sacked by Helga Hugg (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 46.5 | Noob Qb screen pass to JaEmmitt Smith to the left side [deflected by Crud Bonemeal] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:21 | 3rd & 14 | OPP 46.5 | Stefan Flyrock sacked by Hannah Hugg (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 3:39 | ||||
| 3:39 | 4th & 20 | OWN 47 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 34 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (fair catch) | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Kamikaze Squirrel rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Alexander Kemp] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 20 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to April May to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Bone you N Coverage] (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quik Dot] | Replay |
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Cannons Callaway pitch to Kamikaze Squirrel to the right (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Man Crusher II] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 36 | Cannons Callaway pass to Joyce Chen up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Jaay Rich] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | MATT #26 SUHEY rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Quentin "#2 overall" Coryatt] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 44 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to Nathan Levy to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Generic Blackmon] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 47.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to Hey ImOPEN, hurried by Igor Olshlansky, up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: Enter Ception Jr] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Cannons Callaway pitch to April May to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Jaay Rich] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 12 | OPP 24 | Cannons Callaway pass to Hey ImOPEN up the right side [deflected by Sneaky Cruiser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 24 | Cannons Callaway sacked by Straight Filthy (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:48 | 4th & 17.5 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Otto Metick, made [FG] | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 13:44 | ||||
| 13:44 | Kickoff by Otto Metick, 71 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr., 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noob Qb screen pass to Beep! Beep! to the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Susie Stix] | Replay |
| 13:02 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | JaEmmitt Smith rush to the left (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Candi Cane] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Noob Qb pitch to Beep! Beep! to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48.5 | Noob Qb pass to Mick L. Obe over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Susie Stix] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | False start penalty committed by Colossus Cruiser | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 15 | OPP 43 | Beep! Beep! rush to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 35 | Noob Qb pass to J Leftfoot Jr., hurried by Bodyguard Egan, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Patrick *Chung* [deflected by Patrick *Chung*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:50 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 35 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Mick L. Obe up the right side [deflected by George Strausser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:46 | 4th & 7 | OPP 35 | 52 yd field goal attempted by Saint Louis, made [FG] | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 10:42 | ||||
| 10:42 | Kickoff by Saint Louis, 76 yd, fielded by Burrito Face [missed diving tackle: Funky Monkey Jr.] (81.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bone you N Coverage] | Replay | ||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | April May rush [missed tackle: Quik Dot (Spin)] [missed tackle: Generic Blackmon] to the left (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quentin "#2 overall" Coryatt] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to April May to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Enter Ception Jr] [TD] (7.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:52 | Extra point attempted by Otto Metick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Victoria Teabaggers 9:52 | ||||
| 9:52 | Kickoff by Otto Metick, 56 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. (16 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Regina Recks] | Replay | ||
| 9:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Noob Qb pitch to Beep! Beep! to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 33.5 | Noob Qb pitch to JaEmmitt Smith to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Candi Cane] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & inches | OWN 39.5 | Hammerhead Jr Cruiser rush [missed diving tackle: Timur the Mongol] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Beep! Beep! rush to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 48 | Hammerhead Jr Cruiser rush up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Patrick *Chung*] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Noob Qb pitch to JaEmmitt Smith to the right (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Beep! Beep! rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Strausser] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 6.5 | JaEmmitt Smith rush [missed tackle: Dell "Chase" Brandstone (Spin)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jay Sonnier] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Noob Qb pitch to Beep! Beep! to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jay Sonnier] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Hammerhead Jr Cruiser rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:35 | Extra point attempted by Saint Louis, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Arnprior Muskrats 4:35 | ||||
| 4:35 | Kickoff by Saint Louis, 70 yd, fielded by Burrito Face (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Look Ma, I'm a Pro!] | Replay | ||
| 4:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | April May rush [missed tackle: Straight Filthy (Spin)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: SShut DDown] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 21 | Nathan Levy rush [missed diving tackle: Mother Jones (Spin)] [missed tackle: Destroyer Cruiser (Spin)] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: JaMaryland Smith] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 25 | Cannons Callaway pass to Chest Rockwell over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Enter Ception Jr] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to Nathan Levy to the left side, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: The Stork] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 29 | Cannons Callaway pass to Joyce Chen up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Enter Seption] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Cannons Callaway pass to May West up the left side, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: DaMarcus Smith] | Replay |
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Cannons Callaway spikes ball | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to April May to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Jaay Rich (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [tackle: Generic Blackmon] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 28 | Offensive Timeout Called: Arnprior Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:30 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 28 | Cannons Callaway pass to Bubbles Aguilar up the right side [deflected by JaJammer Smith] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:27 | 4th & 4 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Otto Metick, made [FG] | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 1:23 | ||||
| 1:23 | Kickoff by Otto Metick, 74 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr., 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Noob Qb pass to Fear Incarnate up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Susie Stix] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Stefan Flyrock pass to Lightning Jr Cruiser over the middle, caught [deflected by Sasha Stix] (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harold Hardrada] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Victoria Teabaggers | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Noob Qb pass to J Leftfoot Jr., hurried by Hannah Hugg, over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Tornado...] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Victoria Teabaggers | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Stefan Flyrock screen pass to Fear Incarnate to the right side [deflected by Sasha Stix] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Stefan Flyrock screen pass to Beep! Beep! to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie "The Irish Reaper" Lott] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 44.5 | Stefan Flyrock pass to J Leftfoot Jr. up the left side [deflected by The Tornado...] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Arnprior Muskrats 0:44 | ||||
| 0:44 | 4th & 6 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Eva Mendes!, 37 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | Cannons Callaway pass to Chest Rockwell over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quik Dot] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 11 | Cannons Callaway screen pass to April May to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Jaay Rich] | Replay |
| 0:17 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 8.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Arnprior Muskrats | Replay |
| 0:17 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 8.5 | Cannons Callaway pass to May West up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Stork] | Replay |
| Victoria Teabaggers 0:03 | ||||
| 0:03 | 4th & 1 | OWN 17 | Punt by Calvin "Slick" Stanhope, 49 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. [missed diving tackle: Bubba Blue ] (27 yd return) [tackle: Bob Probert Jr] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Otto Metick, 70 yd, fielded by Funky Monkey Jr. [missed diving tackle: Bubba Blue ] [TD] (100 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 14:48 | Extra point attempted by Saint Louis, made [XP] | Replay | ||