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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:51 | Sparta | TD | THE Colt McCoy pitch to Levi Blackard (1785-1850) [missed tackle: Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me] [TD] to the right (70 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Butt Head, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:09 | Sparta | FG | 17.5 yd field goal attempted by Butt Head, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5:57 | The | FG | 58 yd field goal attempted by ~Captain Feathersword~, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4:07 | The | TD | Punt by I'm Not Jesus, 50 yd, fielded by Captain Apollo [missed diving tackle: Elmer "Footsteps" Fudd (Spin)] [TD] (77 yd return); Extra point attempted by ~Captain Feathersword~, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 14:57 | Sparta | FG | 41.5 yd field goal attempted by Butt Head, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:25 | Sparta | FG | 51 yd field goal attempted by Butt Head, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:21 | The | TD | Kickoff by Butt Head, 58 yd, fielded by Captain Apollo [missed diving tackle: Random New Guy (Spin)] [TD] (88.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by ~Captain Feathersword~, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Sparta | TD | Kickoff by ~Captain Feathersword~, 58 yd, fielded by my punt returner [TD] (88 yd return); Extra point attempted by Butt Head, made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:03 | Sparta | FG | 29 yd field goal attempted by Butt Head, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 12:29 | Sparta | FG | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by Butt Head, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| The | Sparta | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 101 | 404.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 8.5 | 227.5 |
| Rushes | 24 | 45 |
| Yards/Rush | 0.4 | 5.1 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 92.5 | 177 |
| Completions/Attempts | 15/37 | 16/29 |
| Yards/Pass | 2.5 | 6.1 |
| Times Sacked | 5 | 4 |
| Times Intercepted | 2 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 12 | 7 |
| Yards per Punt | 49.8 | 48.3 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 3 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 1 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 24:35 | 35:25 |
| Passing |
| The | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Dark Knight |
65 | 15 | 37 | 92.5 | 40.5 | 2.5 | 3 | 5 | -24 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Sparta | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB THE Colt McCoy |
74 | 16 | 29 | 177 | 55.2 | 6.1 | 2 | 4 | -15 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Zoe Saldana |
35 | 12 | 20 | 1.7 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Elizabeth Banks |
26 | 6 | 8 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dark Knight |
65 | 5 | -24 | -4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Howard Griffith Jr. |
28 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Captain Apollo |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tackle These |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sparta | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB John Dods (Jamestown 1607) |
43 | 16 | 40.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Levi Blackard (1785-1850) |
41 | 13 | 162.5 | 12.5 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Barry LR Sanderz |
36 | 11 | 40.5 | 3.7 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB THE Colt McCoy |
74 | 5 | -16 | -3.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Big Ass not as Fat Guy |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Johnny Quid |
36 | 9 | 3 | 26.5 | 8.8 | 0.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Zoe Saldana |
35 | 8 | 7 | 62.5 | 8.9 | 4.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Elizabeth Banks |
26 | 8 | 2 | -6 | -3 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR DALLASS STARR |
35 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jens “Lil' Evil” Pulver |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Cecil Turtle |
22 | 2 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR bree29 "The Fox" |
38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Howard Griffith Jr. |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hannibal Lecter |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Armin "Hammer" Hoda |
57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sparta | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Super Sonic |
48 | 8 | 4 | 37.5 | 9.4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Don Gately |
57 | 7 | 2 | 45 | 22.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hit - n - Run |
40 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jeffrey Leonard |
45 | 4 | 4 | 48 | 12 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Levi Blackard (1785-1850) |
41 | 3 | 3 | 25.5 | 8.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Barry LR Sanderz |
36 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 13.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Howard Johnson |
39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Frampton Comes Alive! |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Johnny D. Phipps |
46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tracy Caulkins |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K ~Captain Feathersword~ |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 271 | 67.8 |
| Sparta | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Butt Head |
5 | 7 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 1/3 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 562 | 70.3 |
| Punting |
| The | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Husky Grizzles |
12 | 597 | 49.8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Sparta | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P I'm Not Jesus |
7 | 338 | 48.3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Captain Apollo |
6 | 213.5 | 35.6 | 1 | 3 | 96 | 32 | 1 |
| Sparta | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB my punt returner |
3 | 136 | 45.3 | 1 | 10 | 166 | 16.6 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Armin "Hammer" Hoda |
57 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| TE Hannibal Lecter |
25 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Shirley Manson |
37 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
| G Talon "The Shiv" Sapperstein |
54 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 0 |
| G Randy Wheeler |
21 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
| G Father "The Executioner" Zeus |
58 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| C Dimpus Burger Guy |
19 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Casino La Fantastique Sally |
32 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Drew "The Compass" Sky |
43 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| C Tareton "True Tongue" Bonanno |
41 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| C Johnny Bonnel |
27 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Thandie Newton |
35 | 0 | 15 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Fiona Apple |
45 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 0 |
| Sparta | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Super "Duper" Punk |
56 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Jasper Newton Daniel |
48 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Man In The Box |
29 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Mauler Incarnate |
52 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Rip Dinngy |
31 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Lou Lou |
35 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Rico Swave"s |
44 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Frampton Comes Alive! |
31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tracy Caulkins |
32 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Lou Sifer |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Tommy Lasorda |
66 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Valpo Velvet |
49 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Justin McCrackin |
39 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| C Random New Guy |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Big Ass Fat Guy |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| The | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Tyrone Scott Braxton |
42 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Daniel Bullocks |
53 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Teh Spartan |
55 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Nail Biter |
37 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 6 |
| DT Ziggi Hood |
48 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
| FS Stephen Dennis Atwater |
52 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Danieal_ Manning |
41 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dexter Holland |
28 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Severly_Broken Nose |
33 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| CB P-nut_ Tillman |
34 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| CB One Two |
46 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB - James Laurinaitis - |
51 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me |
46 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Gigantic Ken Griffey Jr. |
43 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| LB Random "Spit In Your Face" Beast |
55 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| FB Howard Griffith Jr. |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Johnny Slapaho |
47 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE License & Registration |
36 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| DT Slinky Malinky |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| CB N8than Vasher |
37 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE - Jimmy Neutron - |
31 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eric Cartmenez |
37 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| DE Neil 90 Smith |
48 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 |
| FS Marcus_ Griffin |
39 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Allen Aldridge |
48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Leopold "Butters" Stotch |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| LB - Barrett Ruud - |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Sparta | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Fletch F. Fletch |
55 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Janet Evans |
61 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Candy Finnegan |
30 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lea Loveless |
34 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Owamagbe Odighizuwa |
45 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 5.5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| CB Mary T. Meagher |
45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Rick Steves |
47 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB L. L. Blackard (1967 - Present) |
36 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Tonga Hanagaue |
25 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 |
| LB Deez Guyz |
31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Fred Blevins (1893-1973) |
36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Chief Wahoo |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| DT Hordak © |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| LB Rick Blade |
33 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Elmer "Footsteps" Fudd |
22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB John Dods (Jamestown 1607) |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bull Shannon |
20 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| DE Brian * Orakpo |
37 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27 |
| CB Clifford Jessie Blackard (1908-1981) |
42 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DE Youratz Brazinzki |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Vince Jet III |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Skippy Handleman |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| TE Johnny D. Phipps |
46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chief Wahunsenacawh Powhatan (1545-1618) |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Mt. Blackard |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 |
| OT Valpo Velvet |
49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Arthur Lange |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| C Random New Guy |
43 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB my punt returner |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Camptown Races |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Dexter Holland |
11 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Nail Biter |
6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Stephen Dennis Atwater |
23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eric Cartmenez |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB P-nut_ Tillman |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE License & Registration |
8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE - Jimmy Neutron - |
31 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sparta | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Rick Blade |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Elmer "Footsteps" Fudd |
15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Johnny D. Phipps |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Youratz Brazinzki |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Candy Finnegan |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Skippy Handleman |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Deez Guyz |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB my punt returner |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 1 |