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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 3:40 | Kraków | FG | 28 yd field goal attempted by Flippin Foot, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:42 | Kraków | TD | Punt by Russell Erxleben, 52 yd, fielded by The King Of Spain [missed diving tackle: Gorilla Your A Desperado Jr. (Spin)] [missed tackle: Salander Blomkvist] [TD] (69 yd return); Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 11:09 | Uganda | TD | Dictionary of Funny pass to Bill Cosby up the left side intercepted by Rennie (UGA) Curran [missed diving tackle: Bill Cosby] [missed diving tackle: Catchin First Downs] [TD] (92 yd return); Extra point attempted by Kickem Luke, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:16 | Kraków | TD | Pierre "PT" Thomas rush [missed tackle: KitKat Jr. (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Rennie (UGA) Curran (Spin)] to the right (30 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 9:26 | Kraków | FG | 19 yd field goal attempted by Flippin Foot, made [FG] | Replay |
| 6:40 | Kraków | TD | Stevie Wonder rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:46 | Kraków | TD | Stevie Wonder rush [missed tackle: # 5 Franz Beckenbauer (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (31 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 8:31 | Uganda | FG | 47 yd field goal attempted by Kickem Luke, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2:24 | Kraków | TD | Pierre "PT" Thomas rush [TD] up the middle (6 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Uganda | Kraków | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 44.5 | 383 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 29.5 | 331.5 |
| Rushes | 41 | 49 |
| Yards/Rush | 0.7 | 6.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 15 | 51.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 9/20 | 8/22 |
| Yards/Pass | 0.8 | 2.3 |
| Times Sacked | 5 | 2 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 2 |
| PUNTS | 16 | 8 |
| Yards per Punt | 45.1 | 44.6 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 27:14 | 32:46 |
| Passing |
| Uganda | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Vince "Mad Dog" Coll |
34 | 9 | 19 | 15 | 47.4 | 0.8 | 4 | 4 | -23 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Captain Comeback Staubach |
28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Stretch Armstrong |
49 | 3 | 15 | 14 | 20 | 0.9 | 4 | 1 | -4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Dictionary of Funny |
29 | 5 | 7 | 37.5 | 71.4 | 5.4 | 0 | 1 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Uganda | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Captain Comeback Staubach |
28 | 10 | -1.5 | -0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Grape Ape Sasquatch Jr. |
22 | 10 | 15 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Speedy Mc Catch |
10 | 9 | 23.5 | 2.6 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gabriel Omar Batistuta |
10 | 8 | 15.5 | 1.9 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Vince "Mad Dog" Coll |
34 | 4 | -23 | -5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alstott Hoover |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Joe Q Fullback |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Stevie Wonder |
22 | 20 | 146 | 7.3 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pierre "PT" Thomas |
22 | 20 | 163 | 8.2 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Gold Rushing |
33 | 4 | 28.5 | 7.1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bill Cosby |
26 | 3 | 4.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dictionary of Funny |
29 | 1 | -6.5 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Stretch Armstrong |
49 | 1 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alexis Bwenge |
47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Crazy Cat Lady |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The King Of Spain |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Uganda | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR DB3.0 Cooper |
43 | 7 | 4 | -5 | -1.3 | 0.9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Grape Ape Sasquatch Jr. |
22 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 9 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| WR Can't Catch For Crap |
48 | 3 | 1 | -2 | -2 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Worthless Wideout |
36 | 3 | 1 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR 1.2 Kid. |
27 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Joe Q Fullback |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Willie "Flipper" Anderson |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Legedu Naanee |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sonny Liston |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Bill Cosby |
26 | 6 | 4 | 11 | 2.8 | 5.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Can't Teach Speed |
31 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR AJ Green. |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Cant Catch 2 |
35 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Catchin First Downs |
41 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 4.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Preston Broadus |
31 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR William Raycroft |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Gold Rushing |
33 | 1 | 1 | 26.5 | 26.5 | 30.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Skank Spanker |
69 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Uganda | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Kickem Luke |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 190 | 63.3 |
| Kraków | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Flippin Foot |
2 | 2 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 523 | 65.4 |
| Punting |
| Uganda | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Russell Erxleben |
16 | 722 | 45.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Kraków | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Zoltan Mesko #41 |
8 | 357 | 44.6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Uganda | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Skeeter Bailey |
8 | 153.5 | 19.2 | 0 | 6 | 74.5 | 12.4 | 0 |
| Kraków | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The King Of Spain |
3 | 69 | 23 | 0 | 16 | 310.5 | 19.4 | 1 |
| Offensive Line |
| Uganda | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Larry Little |
59 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
| G Russ Grimm |
46 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Vince "Mad Dog" Coll |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Legedu Naanee |
40 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| G Gumbo Trench |
39 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Chaster Stoopins |
32 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Center Of The Apes |
42 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Embryonic Stem Cell |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Wobble Whacker |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Andreď Tchaďkanovsky |
55 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ringo Saturday |
61 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| G Freddy Otash |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Browlen Stoopins |
24 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Skank Spanker |
69 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Face Mask |
26 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT #1 Draft Choice |
27 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Lou Amundson |
36 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| G Talk to the Hand |
33 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Alexis Bwenge |
47 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Seymore Pancakes |
31 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass ROG2 |
25 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sir Snap A Lot |
38 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Kenny Powers |
50 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| G Mud Butt |
34 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass LOG |
26 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| G Fatso |
39 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 |
| C Steve French |
53 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Uganda | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Head High Jr |
40 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| LB Rennie (UGA) Curran |
48 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 92 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| FS Mark A Carrier |
53 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB # 5 Franz Beckenbauer |
57 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| SS Crazy Crazy |
30 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Scrotie Mc Boogerballs |
38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| SS Tattoo You |
58 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| LB Tony "Ironman" Stark |
29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| CB Mean Mandrill |
25 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Skeeter Bailey |
24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Brian and Stewie |
32 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| SS Gorilla Your A Desperado Jr. |
24 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sheer Genius |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| CB Filet Mignon |
31 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lamarr Woodley 2.0 |
29 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Jacques Rougeau |
28 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Josh Gainsboro |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Tank Engine Tom |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
| CB KitKat Jr. |
51 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| DT Miroslav Klose |
40 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| CB Aaron Williams |
51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Monkey Masher |
35 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 |
| FS Salander Blomkvist |
45 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DE Never Mind |
42 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 |
| DE Bad Girlfriend |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| DE Nos Veratu |
20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Silkky Smoothe |
20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Alex Delaware |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| WR Worthless Wideout |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Sir William Marshal |
54 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Psycho Steve Smith |
27 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Blindside Blitzer 2.0 |
28 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| FS Absalom Kumalo |
61 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bey Brice |
28 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| LB LB Uno |
23 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Spaz Beisel |
44 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Mr. Woodhouse |
31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| LB Homer Jay. Simpson |
47 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Alleviating Wilson's Legs |
18 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Down What is shutting you |
52 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Deflector McGee |
28 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Tad Crawford |
26 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ozark Mountain |
41 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| LB Mark L. Bragwell |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Rex Revcaxter |
38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| WR Cant Catch 2 |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE A$$ Clown |
68 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 |
| DT Nathaniel Tucker |
22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Beautiful Beer Holder |
78 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Ndjoli Zakuani |
54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Freak Nasty |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE BroadStreet Bully |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| TE Catchin First Downs |
41 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bill Cosby |
26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Violet Anne Bickerstaff |
30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Chris Bennett |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eighth Wonder |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Uganda | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Crazy Crazy |
21 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tony "Ironman" Stark |
18 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Skeeter Bailey |
24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Gorilla Your A Desperado Jr. |
20 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Filet Mignon |
20 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mean Mandrill |
19 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lamarr Woodley 2.0 |
15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Psycho Steve Smith |
23 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LB Uno |
16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Alleviating Wilson's Legs |
16 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Nathaniel Tucker |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Tad Crawford |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |