Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 9:26 | Kraków | FG | 19 yd field goal attempted by Flippin Foot, made [FG] | Replay |
| 6:40 | Kraków | TD | Stevie Wonder rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:46 | Kraków | TD | Stevie Wonder rush [missed tackle: # 5 Franz Beckenbauer (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (31 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Uganda | Kraków | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 34 | 164.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 27 | 149 |
| Rushes | 9 | 12 |
| Yards/Rush | 3 | 12.4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 7 | 15.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 2/5 | 3/3 |
| Yards/Pass | 1.4 | 5.2 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 3 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 43.3 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 6:29 | 8:31 |
| Passing |
| Uganda | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Vince "Mad Dog" Coll |
7 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 40 | 1.4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Captain Comeback Staubach |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Dictionary of Funny |
6 | 2 | 2 | 11.5 | 100 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Stretch Armstrong |
12 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 100 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Uganda | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Grape Ape Sasquatch Jr. |
7 | 4 | 19 | 4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gabriel Omar Batistuta |
2 | 2 | 3.5 | 1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Captain Comeback Staubach |
7 | 2 | 3 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Speedy Mc Catch |
1 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alstott Hoover |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Stevie Wonder |
7 | 7 | 80.5 | 11.5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pierre "PT" Thomas |
4 | 3 | 65.5 | 21.8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bill Cosby |
4 | 1 | -0.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Gold Rushing |
6 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alexis Bwenge |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The King Of Spain |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Crazy Cat Lady |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Uganda | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR DB3.0 Cooper |
10 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR 1.2 Kid. |
5 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Retired Player |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Can't Catch For Crap |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Legedu Naanee |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sonny Liston |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Worthless Wideout |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Bill Cosby |
4 | 2 | 2 | 11.5 | 5.8 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Catchin First Downs |
7 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Cant Catch 2 |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Skank Spanker |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Can't Teach Speed |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Preston Broadus |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR AJ Green. |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR William Raycroft |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Uganda | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Kickem Luke |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Flippin Foot |
1 | 1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 263 | 65.8 |
| Punting |
| Uganda | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Russell Erxleben |
3 | 130 | 43.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Kraków | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Uganda | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Skeeter Bailey |
4 | 82.5 | 20.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The King Of Spain |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 17 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Uganda | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Larry Little |
14 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| TE Legedu Naanee |
11 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Chaster Stoopins |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Andreď Tchaďkanovsky |
12 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Retired Player |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Center Of The Apes |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ringo Saturday |
14 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Russ Grimm |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Browlen Stoopins |
6 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Embryonic Stem Cell |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Gumbo Trench |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Skank Spanker |
15 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Face Mask |
5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT #1 Draft Choice |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Talk to the Hand |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Mud Butt |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sir Snap A Lot |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass LOG |
6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Lou Amundson |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Seymore Pancakes |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Fatso |
7 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Kenny Powers |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass ROG2 |
7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Steve French |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Uganda | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Mark A Carrier |
13 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KitKat Jr. |
10 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Aaron Williams |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Head High Jr |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Tony "Ironman" Stark |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rennie (UGA) Curran |
8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Tank Engine Tom |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| SS Crazy Crazy |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Salander Blomkvist |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mean Mandrill |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Tattoo You |
9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Brian and Stewie |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS Gorilla Your A Desperado Jr. |
7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Miroslav Klose |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DT Sheer Genius |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Never Mind |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Bad Girlfriend |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Filet Mignon |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Nos Veratu |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Silkky Smoothe |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lamarr Woodley 2.0 |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Monkey Masher |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| CB Jacques Rougeau |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Alex Delaware |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Josh Gainsboro |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Skeeter Bailey |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB # 5 Franz Beckenbauer |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kraków | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Homer Jay. Simpson |
13 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Mr. Woodhouse |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS Sir William Marshal |
14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Psycho Steve Smith |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Absalom Kumalo |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Alleviating Wilson's Legs |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Nathaniel Tucker |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Deflector McGee |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ndjoli Zakuani |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ozark Mountain |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE BroadStreet Bully |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Down What is shutting you |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bey Brice |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Blindside Blitzer 2.0 |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Mark L. Bragwell |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Rex Revcaxter |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| LB LB Uno |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Spaz Beisel |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE A$$ Clown |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| LB Violet Anne Bickerstaff |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Chris Bennett |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Beautiful Beer Holder |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Eighth Wonder |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Tad Crawford |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Freak Nasty |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Uganda | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Tony "Ironman" Stark |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Crazy Crazy |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Gorilla Your A Desperado Jr. |
3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Psycho Steve Smith |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Alleviating Wilson's Legs |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Nathaniel Tucker |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |