Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 4:08 | Somalia | FG | 32.5 yd field goal attempted by Lou "Golden Toe" Groza, made [FG] |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 11:01 | The Nile | TD | Power RB rush, PAT made by Sid Arbuck [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) |
| 0:28 | The Nile | FG | 47.5 yd field goal attempted by Sid Arbuck, made [FG] |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 4:21 | The Nile | FG | 24 yd field goal attempted by Sid Arbuck, made [FG] |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 1:51 | The Nile | TD | Power RB rush [missed tackle: Conan O'Brien], PAT made by Sid Arbuck [TD] up the middle (5 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Somalia | The Nile | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 130 | 329.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 55.5 | 197 |
| Rushes | 21 | 56 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.6 | 3.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 74.5 | 132.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 14/26 | 16/25 |
| Yards/Pass | 2.9 | 5.3 |
| Times Sacked | 2 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 7 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 37.6 | 43 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Somalia | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB John Carstens | 28 | 8 | 14 | 53.5 | 57.1 | 3.8 | 4 | 2 | -11 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Rolando Roldan | 19 | 6 | 12 | 21 | 50 | 1.8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Nile | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Throwing Maxor | 81 | 16 | 25 | 132.5 | 64 | 5.3 | 5 | 1 | -3.5 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Somalia | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Judas James | 26 | 11 | 45.5 | 4.1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Mark "Da Spark" Lane | 18 | 6 | 14 | 2.3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB John Carstens | 28 | 2 | -11 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tasty 1 | 24 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mark Serafini | 13 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Nile | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Power RB | 46 | 28 | 117 | 4.2 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Jive Jones | 49 | 25 | 84.5 | 3.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Throwing Maxor | 81 | 2 | -6.5 | -3.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Power FB | 43 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bentley Hunaudières | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Somalia | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| TE Antonio Roldan | 39 | 4 | 34 | 8.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player | 29 | 2 | 5 | 2.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Corredor X | 28 | 2 | 18.5 | 9.3 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Judas James | 26 | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 1.8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Tasty 1 | 24 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player | 26 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ty Stevens | 20 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mark Serafini | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chauncey Morgan | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Nile | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Exuro's Flame | 45 | 8 | 67.5 | 8.4 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speedy Firststep | 45 | 3 | 27.5 | 9.2 | 1.7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chubb Chubb | 39 | 3 | 24 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jockstrap Stripper | 40 | 2 | 13.5 | 6.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Pablo "El Patron" Escobar | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE John "Bonzo" Bonham | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Somalia | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Lou "Golden Toe" Groza | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Nile | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Sid Arbuck | 2 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 |
| Punting | |||
| Somalia | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Longleg Silver | 7 | 263 | 37.6 |
| The Nile | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Schorch Schuss | 4 | 172 | 43 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Somalia | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Mark Serafini | 3 | 71 | 23.7 | 0 | 4 | 30 | 7.5 | 0 |
| HB Mark "Da Spark" Lane | 2 | 43.5 | 21.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Nile | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Retired Player | 2 | 43.5 | 21.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jive Jones | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 30.5 | 5.1 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Somalia | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Steve Washington | 34 | 2 |
| OT Killa Endz | 40 | 1 |
| C Jeff Carstens | 35 | 1 |
| C Quentin Neujahr | 37 | 1 |
| G Armand Stone | 31 | 0 |
| OT Todd Young | 32 | 0 |
| G Jerry Carstens | 22 | 0 |
| OT Joe Carstens | 29 | 0 |
| G Vin Bender | 25 | 0 |
| OT Aric Statue | 25 | 0 |
| The Nile | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Jim Jolly | 60 | 3 |
| G Left OG | 62 | 1 |
| OT Anthony Ugoh | 52 | 1 |
| C Harry Gash | 47 | 0 |
| C Keystone Cent | 38 | 0 |
| OT Multong Bakla | 52 | 0 |
| G Right OG | 67 | 0 |
| OT Rightside OT | 47 | 0 |
| OT Leftside OT | 47 | 0 |
| Defense | |||||||||||||
| Somalia | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS No Catches | 49 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Javon Cooper | 48 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Mario Fatafehi | 39 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Matthew Lane | 37 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tory Newman | 52 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Conan O'Brien | 52 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Darius Howard | 50 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rod Pain | 42 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Peppy Express | 41 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mike Simoneau | 37 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Charles Colston | 45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Reuben Sanforth | 46 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player | 29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Peter Epson | 38 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player | 37 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hammacher Von Wolfhausen | 53 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Rashad Washington | 33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player | 45 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player | 51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player | 49 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Endgame | 54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Joe Carstens | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE David Roldan | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Nile | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| FS Klaus Krake | 33 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Lord Strahd | 32 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Bruno Bombe | 34 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gravelfork Showstopper | 26 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Kaesar Rampérez | 28 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Liney McBackering | 27 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Der Kommissar | 27 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Konstantin Rampérez | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Werner Walze | 23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bartleby Dogmata | 28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bustin You-up | 25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mark Maurer | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Eric "Eazy-E" Wright | 43 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Killer Rabbits | 28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB All Over Ya | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT B3 Banana | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jessup "Dawg" Headhunter | 30 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Nial De Niyul | 30 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Shaun Tahrebandi | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Malfeasance Stonebreaker | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Mark "Chopper" Read | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Retired Player | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bentley Hunaudières | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Johnny Blaze. | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |