Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Hilton Head Island 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 72 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Death by Dismemberment] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock up the right side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vaughn Robinson] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio Boozer] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 44.5 | ~Illuminati ~ rush [missed tackle: Isis, Queen Of Egypt] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: In Your Face II] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: trong fastey] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 48.5 | Will Sheff pass to Willie Scores over the middle [deflected by trong fastey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:17 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 48.5 | Will Sheff pass to Dane Dawkins over the middle [deflected by Shutdown_ Touchdown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:12 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 41 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (5.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Dre ] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 12:06 | ||||
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ken Houston] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 17 | Johnny Champ pitch to Leachate Seeps to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Terrell Romero] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 14.5 | Johnny Champ pass to Ricky Hamm up the right side, caught (21.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gus Snell] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps up the left side [deflected by Mini Star] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | The Ron Burgandy pass to *Less Than Stellar* over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Bend It Again (Spin)] (5 yd gain) [tackle: Russell Brand] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 41 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Ricky Hamm up the left side [deflected by Ken Houston] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:47 | 4th & 5 | OWN 41 | Punt by Scarlett Johanssen, 40 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 9:40 | ||||
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | ~Illuminati ~ rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Natalie Portman] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 35.5 | Will Sheff pitch to Lache' Seastrunk [missed diving tackle: Darc Kharg Jr.] [missed diving tackle: Mandy Moore (Spin)] [TD] to the right (64.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:58 | Extra point attempted by Jar Jar Binks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 8:58 | ||||
| 8:58 | Kickoff by Jar Jar Binks, 64 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed diving tackle: Mila Kunis (Spin)] (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Nathan Namkurd] | Replay | ||
| 8:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mini Star] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 37 | Marcus Alexander Cain Kaye II rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gus Snell] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 39 | Aaron Pancake rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 4th & inches | OWN 41 | Benjamin Burning rush [missed tackle: Tuco Salamanca (Spin)] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Osi ] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Benjamin Burning rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Avett] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 48.5 | Benjamin Burning rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russell Brand] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49.5 | Aaron Pancake rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Tuco Salamanca] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Benjamin Burning rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 47 | Johnny Champ pass to Andy Rush II up the right side, caught [missed tackle: The Blueprint (Spin)] (33 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gus Snell] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ursula Mayes] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 10.5 | Marcus Alexander Cain Kaye II rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | Johnny Champ pass to Tony Crozier over the middle [deflected by The Blueprint] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:04 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 2:01 | ||||
| 2:01 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 68 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (17 yd return) [tackle: Death by Dismemberment] | Replay | ||
| 1:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | ~Illuminati ~ rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Vaughn Robinson] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 21.5 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 22.5 | Will Sheff bad pass to Mack Rigg over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio Boozer] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | ~Illuminati ~ rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rashad Washington] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 35.5 | Will Sheff pitch to Lache' Seastrunk to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: In Your Face II] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Will Sheff pass to Eddie Mooney up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Will Sheff pass to Nick Tortelli up the right side [deflected by Manute Bol ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ to the right (41.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Easy E!] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Will Sheff pitch to Lache' Seastrunk to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Tamaki Hiroshi] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 10.5 | Will Sheff pitch to Eddie Mooney to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: In Your Face II] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 8.5 | Will Sheff pass to Steve Gravy up the right side [deflected by In Your Face II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:56 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 8.5 | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by Jar Jar Binks, made [FG] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 11:53 | ||||
| 11:53 | Kickoff by Jar Jar Binks, 69 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (25 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: William Munny] | Replay | ||
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Mini Star (Spin)] (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: Seth Avett] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Juke Rays rush [missed diving tackle: Tuco Salamanca] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mini Star] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | The Ron Burgandy screen pass to *Less Than Stellar* to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught [missed diving tackle: Alakazam Finkelstein (Spin)] (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bend It Again] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 40.5 | Johnny Champ pass to Ricky Hamm over the middle [deflected by Boards Of Canada] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:16 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 40.5 | Punt by Scarlett Johanssen, 37 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (12 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Prime Minister of Defense] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 10:09 | ||||
| 10:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Will Sheff pitch to Lache' Seastrunk to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darc Kharg Jr,] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 16.5 | Will Sheff pass to Willie Scores up the right side [deflected by Rashad Washington] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:38 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 16.5 | Will Sheff pass to Eddie Mooney over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by Vaughn Robinson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:34 | 4th & 9 | OWN 16.5 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 68 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan[Monster Hit forced fumble: Dre ], fumbled , recovered by Aaron Pancake (-0 yd return) [tackle: Scott Avett] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 9:24 | ||||
| 9:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Juke Rays up the left side [deflected by Mini Star] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Tony Crozier up the right side, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken Houston] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | The Ron Burgandy screen pass to Juke Rays to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Seth Avett] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 45.5 | False start penalty committed by Hunker Down Jr. | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 40.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Juke Rays up the right side [deflected by Jed Orange] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:06 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 40.5 | Johnny Champ bad pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth, hurried by Immovable forces, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:59 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by Scarlett Johanssen, 60 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 7:53 | ||||
| 7:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Will Sheff screen pass to Lache' Seastrunk to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV (Spin)] [missed tackle: Mandy Moore (Spin)] (9 yd gain) [tackle: Manute Bol ] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 29 | Will Sheff screen pass to Eddie Mooney to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | ~Illuminati ~ rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vaughn Robinson] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 38 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Vaughn Robinson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 38 | Will Sheff pass to Eddie Mooney up the left side [deflected by Osiris, King Of Egypt] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:06 | 4th & 4 | OWN 38 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 53 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (9 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Dre ] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 6:00 | ||||
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 19.5 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ursula Mayes] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 23.5 | Johnny Champ sacked by Derek Huff (Big Sack) (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:14 | 4th & 7 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Scarlett Johanssen, 68 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (16.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Prime Minister of Defense] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 4:06 | ||||
| 4:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Will Sheff pass to Lache' Seastrunk up the left side [deflected by Osiris, King Of Egypt] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 30.5 | Will Sheff pass to Dane Dawkins up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Shutdown_ Touchdown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:19 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 63 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 3:13 | ||||
| 3:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6.5 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Ben Bullock] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 8.5 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 8 | Johnny Champ sacked by Osi (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 3 | Punt by Scarlett Johanssen, 59 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Easy E!] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock over the middle [deflected by Im Tall and Skinny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Will Sheff pass to Dane Dawkins up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Easy E!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Will Sheff pass to Steve Gravy up the right side, thrown low [deflected by In Your Face II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 4th & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 28 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to KJ Armstrong Jr up the left side, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Avett] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | The Ron Burgandy sacked by Bend It Again (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:25 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 36.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | Replay |
| 1:25 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 36.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Jed Orange] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 45 | Johnny Champ pass to KJ Armstrong Jr up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Boards Of Canada] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Johnny Champ pass to KJ Armstrong Jr up the left side [deflected by Alakazam Finkelstein] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:32 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Johnny Champ bad pass to Ricky Hamm, hurried by Mini Star, up the left side [deflected by Derek Huff] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Johnny Champ pass to KJ Armstrong Jr up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ken Houston] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 0:07 | ||||
| 0:07 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 66 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind[Monster Hit forced fumble: Chong Li ], fumbled , recovered by Shaq the Diesel (-0 yd return) [diving tackle: Natalie Portman] | Replay | ||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jar Jar Binks, 63 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (19.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mila Kunis] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 27 | Marcus Alexander Cain Kaye II rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alakazam Finkelstein] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to KJ Armstrong Jr up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crispin Glover] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Juke Rays rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Doug Martsch] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 45.5 | The Ron Burgandy pitch to Juke Rays[forced fumble: Terrell Romero], fumbled , recovered by Nathan Namkurd (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Flex Hundo] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | ~Illuminati ~ rush [missed tackle: Sam Hill] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vaughn Robinson] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 46 | ~Illuminati ~ rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chicken Tetrazzini] | Replay |
| 12:05 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 45 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock, hurried by F Y R, up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: trong fastey] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Will Sheff pass to Lache' Seastrunk up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Antonio Boozer] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 28 | Will Sheff pass to Nick Tortelli up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Im Tall and Skinny] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | ~Illuminati ~ rush [missed diving tackle: Isis, Queen Of Egypt] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tamaki Hiroshi] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 20 | ~Illuminati ~ rush [missed diving tackle: Palden Lhamo] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Isis, Queen Of Egypt] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 18.5 | Will Sheff screen pass to Eddie Mooney to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Tamaki Hiroshi (Spin)] (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: trong fastey] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 16 | 33 yd field goal attempted by Jar Jar Binks, made [FG] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 8:50 | ||||
| 8:50 | Kickoff by Jar Jar Binks, 61 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (18.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: William Munny] | Replay | ||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derek Huff] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 37.5 | Benjamin Burning rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Johnny Champ screen pass to Leachate Seeps to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Bend It Again] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 38 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Doug Martsch] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 41 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alakazam Finkelstein] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Tony Crozier up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Rooster Cogburn [deflected by Rooster Cogburn] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Ken Houston (Spin)] (10 yd gain) [tackle: Alakazam Finkelstein] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 3rd & inches | OPP 37 | Aaron Pancake rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerry Gin] | Replay |
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Benjamin Burning rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rooster Cogburn] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 31.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps over the middle [deflected by Terrell Romero] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 31.5 | The Ron Burgandy pass to KJ Armstrong Jr up the left side [deflected by Ken Houston] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:16 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 4:12 | ||||
| 4:12 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 75 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Death by Dismemberment] | Replay | ||
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Will Sheff pass to Lache' Seastrunk up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV] (14 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio Boozer] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | ~Illuminati ~ rush [missed tackle: Natalie Portman (Spin)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 37 | ~Illuminati ~ rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Manute Bol ] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Will Sheff screen pass to Lache' Seastrunk to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 48.5 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ [missed diving tackle: Vaughn Robinson (Spin)] to the right (49.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Easy E!] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Lache' Seastrunk rush [missed diving tackle: Smash Mouth Jones IV (Spin)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: trong fastey] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & G | OPP 0 | ~Illuminati ~ rush to the right (no gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:19 | Extra point attempted by Jar Jar Binks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 0:19 | ||||
| 0:19 | Kickoff by Jar Jar Binks, 69 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed tackle: Jar Jar Binks] [TD] (100 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 0:08 | Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hilton Head Island 0:08 | ||||
| 0:08 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 78 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (23.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Prime Minister of Defense] | Replay | ||
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Will Sheff sacked by Really Really Fast CB (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 10.5 | Lache' Seastrunk rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| 14:35 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 12.5 | Will Sheff sacked by -The Worm- (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:59 | 4th & 18 | OWN 7.5 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 56 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (15 yd return) [tackle: Gonna Get Ya Dogg] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 13:51 | ||||
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Johnny Champ pass to Leachate Seeps up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Jed Orange] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 39 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Avett] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Doug Martsch] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28.5 | Marcus Alexander Cain Kaye II rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alakazam Finkelstein] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 26 | Johnny Champ pass to Juke Rays up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Mini Star (Spin)] [TD] (26 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:36 | Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hilton Head Island 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 78 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (25 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Chong Li ] | Replay | ||
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ to the left (30 yd gain) [tackle: trong fastey] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Lache' Seastrunk rush [missed diving tackle: Sam Hill (Spin)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio Boozer] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 44.5 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock up the right side [deflected by Nazem Kadri] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Lache' Seastrunk rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Palden Lhamo] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 43 | Will Sheff pitch to ~Illuminati ~ to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 4th & 3 | OPP 36.5 | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Jar Jar Binks, made [FG] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 8:44 | ||||
| 8:44 | Kickoff by Jar Jar Binks, 67 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed diving tackle: Mila Kunis (Spin)] (32 yd return) [tackle: Tuco Salamanca] | Replay | ||
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Immovable forces] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 37.5 | Johnny Champ screen pass to *Less Than Stellar* to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught [missed diving tackle: Jed Orange (Spin)] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ursula Mayes] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 3rd & inches | OWN 45.5 | Johnny Champ pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth up the right side, caught (36 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken Houston] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Avett] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 10 | Benjamin Burning rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mini Star] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Benjamin Burning rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Doug Martsch] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Benjamin Burning rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:00 | Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hilton Head Island 5:00 | ||||
| 5:00 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 56 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind[Monster Hit forced fumble: Prime Minister of Defense], fumbled , recovered by Big - Time (0 yd return) [tackle: Mandy Moore] | Replay | ||
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Will Sheff pass to Eddie Mooney up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 36 | Will Sheff pass to Willie Scores, hurried by Darc Kharg Jr., up the right side [deflected by Mandy Moore] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:11 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 36 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock over the middle, thrown low [deflected by Im Tall and Skinny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:05 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Boots-it Far, 51 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed tackle: Dre (Spin)] (16 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Scott Avett] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 3:57 | ||||
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jed Orange] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 36 | The Ron Burgandy pass to Leachate Seeps up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Gus Snell] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Benjamin Burning rush [missed diving tackle: Scott Avett (Spin)] [TD] to the right (60 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:09 | Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hilton Head Island 2:09 | ||||
| 2:09 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 65 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Osiris, King Of Egypt] | Replay | ||
| 2:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock up the right side [deflected by Antonio Boozer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:02 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22 | [Big Sack forced fumble: Osiris, King Of Egypt], fumbled , recovered by Darc Kharg Jr. (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Lando Calrissian] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Juke Rays rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jed Orange] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 10.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mayan Prophecy | Replay |
| 1:53 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 10.5 | Juke Rays rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tuco Salamanca] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 10 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mayan Prophecy | Replay |
| 1:50 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 10 | Johnny Champ pass to Darth Tyranus over the middle [deflected by Alakazam Finkelstein] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:46 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 10 | 27 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| Hilton Head Island 1:42 | ||||
| 1:42 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 65 yd, fielded by Dust in the Wind[Monster Hit forced fumble: Death by Dismemberment], fumbled , recovered by Mila Kunis (-0 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Chong Li ] | Replay | ||
| 1:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Will Sheff pass to Dane Dawkins over the middle [deflected by Antonio Boozer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Will Sheff pass to Rolling Rock, hurried by F Y R, over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Easy E!] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Will Sheff pass to Nick Tortelli over the middle, thrown low [deflected by Mandy Moore] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Will Sheff pass to Eddie Mooney over the middle [deflected by Vaughn Robinson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Will Sheff pass to Dane Dawkins, hurried by Isis, Queen Of Egypt, up the left side [deflected by Shutdown_ Touchdown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:06 | 4th & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Will Sheff pass to Lache' Seastrunk, hurried by Osiris, King Of Egypt, up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Nazem Kadri] | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 1:02 | ||||
| 1:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Marcus Alexander Cain Kaye II rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Big Ben Bullock] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 37 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mayan Prophecy | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 37 | The Ron Burgandy rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 38 | The Ron Burgandy rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |