| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| East St Louis Tire Fires | 13 | 10 | 14 | 21 | 0 | 58 | Final |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 65 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Hyper Extensible] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed diving tackle: Corey Wootton (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 29.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Ziggy Stardust' up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Roy Hobbs pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 45.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Ziggy Stardust' up the left side [deflected by Nigerian "419" Scam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:04 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 45.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Rocky Lobanov up the right side [deflected by Glau Coma] (incomplete) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 40 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (fair catch) | Replay |
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Omega Wolf rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Tackle King] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 16 | Oscar Robertson rush [missed diving tackle: Riki Tiki Tavi (Spin)] to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Too Tall Harris] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 14.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Rip Winkles up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: EI Pollo Loco] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Just a stanger amongst us up the left side [deflected by Space Fish] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Oscar Robertson [missed tackle: Jimmy Ellington (Spin)] to the left (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: EL Camino SS] | Replay |
| 10:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darius Uncontested] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 42 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (32 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deflection Section] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 1st & G | OPP 10 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Ninth Gate to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Antoine 2 6 Winfield] | Replay |
| 8:32 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to App Store up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Space Fish] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 3rd & G | OPP 0 | Oscar Robertson rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 7:57 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| 7:57 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 70 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine[Monster Hit forced fumble: Disa ST], fumbled , recovered by George Thomas Jefferson (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Jimmi Ashton] | Replay | ||
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Oscar Robertson to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Coverbean Harris] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 19 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jimmy Ellington] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 14.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to App Store up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Space Fish] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:29 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 14.5 | 31.5 yd field goal attempted by Mason Crosby, made [FG] | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 6:25 | ||||
| 6:25 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 76 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Lenny Lightnin rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed diving tackle: Homey the Clown (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Raphael @] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed diving tackle: Terrence Cody (Power Through)] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Rollen Thunder rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 4:03 | ||||
| 4:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed diving tackle: Corey Wootton (Power Through)][forced fumble: George Thomas Jefferson], fumbled , recovered by Cardiac Arrest (0 yd return) [tackle: Rocky Lobanov] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry, hurried by Nigel Grinchgibbons, over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Catch Tackle] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Oscar Robertson to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deflection Section] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 27 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the left side [deflected by Coverbean Harris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 27 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to App Store over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Space Fish] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Oscar Robertson rush [missed diving tackle: Catch Tackle] to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deflection Section] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: EI Pollo Loco] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate, hurried by Lawrence Baltimore, up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deflection Section] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 3rd & G | OPP 5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to App Store up the right side [deflected by Space Fish] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:27 | 4th & G | OPP 5 | 22 yd field goal attempted by Mason Crosby, made [FG] | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 0:23 | ||||
| 0:23 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 73 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Bryan Byrd pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Hans ] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Theron Byrd up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Nigerian "419" Scam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:56 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Roy Hobbs sacked by The Purple People Eater (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 14:28 | ||||
| 14:28 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 16.5 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 47 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Space Fish] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Chief Justice Earl Warren sacked by Too Tall Harris (Big Sack) (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 37 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Tackle King] [TD] (63 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:34 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 13:34 | ||||
| 13:34 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 61 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine (23.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Disa ST] | Replay | ||
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Lenny Lightnin rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35 | Bryan Byrd pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND [missed diving tackle: Viktor 3 (Spin)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 36.5 | Roy Hobbs pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 11:40 | ||||
| 11:40 | 4th & 7 | OWN 36 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 38 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (fair catch) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren bad pass to Harry Wallus, hurried by Lawrence Baltimore, up the right side, thrown low, caught, knocked loose by Coverbean Harris [deflected by Coverbean Harris] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Space Fish] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:24 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Gold Bug up the right side, caught (20.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deflection Section] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf[forced fumble: EL Camino SS], fumbled , recovered by Clutch Curry (-0 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Darius Uncontested] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 46 | Oscar Robertson rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 45.5 | Oscar Robertson rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: John I am a Wall Wall] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 4th & 1 | OPP 45 | Oscar Robertson rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: The End Of All Things] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darius Uncontested] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 35.5 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 34 | Oscar Robertson rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 4th & inches | OPP 33 | Oscar Robertson rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Da da da doo doo dee Heebie jeebie eee ow dub dub up the right side [deflected by Darius Uncontested] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Oscar Robertson up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Jimmy Ellington], knocked loose by Crunchen Munch [deflected by Crunchen Munch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:55 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 33 | [forced fumble: The End Of All Things], fumbled , recovered by Pass LT (0 yd return) [tackle: Coverbean Harris] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 4th & 14.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by Mason Crosby, made [FG] | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 5:19 | ||||
| 5:19 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 73 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed diving tackle: Baxter Stockman@ (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Terrence Cody] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Lenny Lightnin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Lenny Lightnin rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Rollen Thunder rush to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 39 | SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Rollen Thunder rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dante's Virgil] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45 | Lenny Lightnin rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Epic Ardium] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 43 | Roy Hobbs pass to The Fastest Player in GLB History up the right side [deflected by Baxter Stockman@] (incomplete) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 1:28 | ||||
| 1:28 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 43 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 45 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Space Fish] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry up the right side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Catch Tackle] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: East St Louis Tire Fires | Replay |
| 1:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Antoine 2 6 Winfield] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: East St Louis Tire Fires | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: EI Pollo Loco] | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 0:29 | ||||
| 0:29 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 40 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Just a stanger amongst us up the left side intercepted by Riki Tiki Tavi [missed diving tackle: Dominic Moore] (-2 yd return)[forced fumble: Jesse Turner], fumbled , recovered by Crunchen Munch (0 yd return) [tackle: Chief Justice Earl Warren] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Lenny Lightnin sacked by Corey Wootton (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 36.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 36.5 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed tackle: Dexter Manley (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Purple People Eater] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| East St Louis Tire Fires 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Longwellow Deeds, 64 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (14 yd return) [tackle: One Eyed End] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Oscar Robertson up the right side [deflected by Darius Uncontested] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry, hurried by Nigel Grinchgibbons, over the middle [deflected by Space Fish] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:50 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to App Store up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Coverbean Harris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 14:46 | ||||
| 14:46 | 4th & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 68 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine [missed diving tackle: Hyper Extensible] (20 yd return) [tackle: You Fumbled AGAIN] | Replay |
| 14:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Lenny Lightnin rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 35 | Roy Hobbs pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND to the left (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Glau Coma] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 32.5 | Roy Hobbs sacked by The Purple People Eater (2 yd loss) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 12:57 | ||||
| 12:57 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 36 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (fair catch) | Replay |
| 12:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: EI Pollo Loco] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 32 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Oscar Robertson up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tackle King] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Just a stanger amongst us up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Coverbean Harris [deflected by Coverbean Harris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 46 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to App Store up the right side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antoine 2 6 Winfield] | Replay |
| 10:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Omega Wolf rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The End Of All Things] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 33 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (13 yd gain) [tackle: EI Pollo Loco] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Tackle King (Spin)] [TD] (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:54 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 68 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine (17 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Disa ST] | Replay | ||
| 9:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Lenny Lightnin rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 22 | Roy Hobbs pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20 | Roy Hobbs pass to Ziggy Stardust', hurried by The Purple People Eater, up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Epic Ardium] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Roy Hobbs pitch to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bonno Ventura] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 31.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND up the left side [deflected by George Thomas Jefferson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:29 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 31.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Theron Byrd up the left side [deflected by Baxter Stockman@] (incomplete) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 7:25 | ||||
| 7:25 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 50 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (7.5 yd return) [tackle: One Eyed End] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry over the middle [deflected by Catch Tackle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tackle King] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry up the right side, caught (22 yd gain) [tackle: Catch Tackle] | Replay |
| 5:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deflection Section] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Oscar Robertson up the right side [deflected by Catch Tackle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:14 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 25 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Tackle King [deflected by Tackle King] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:09 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 25 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Just a stanger amongst us up the left side, thrown low, caught (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Coverbean Harris] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Omega Wolf rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:08 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 4:08 | ||||
| 4:08 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 68 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine (15 yd return) [tackle: Hyper Extensible] | Replay | ||
| 4:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Rollen Thunder rush [missed diving tackle: Cardiac Arrest (Power Through)] up the middle (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bonny Lass] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Lenny Lightnin rush to the right (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: You Fumbled AGAIN] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Rollen Thunder rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Terrence Cody] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 43.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND up the left side [deflected by George Thomas Jefferson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 43.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to The Fastest Player in GLB History over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Bonny Lass (Spin)] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Its Me] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 48 | Rollen Thunder rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: KoKo da Killer Clown] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Lenny Lightnin rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: You Fumbled AGAIN] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 42.5 | SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Thomas Jefferson] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 42 | Rollen Thunder rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Raphael @] | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 14:21 | ||||
| 14:21 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 41 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 37 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Omega Wolf rush [missed diving tackle: Too Tall Harris] up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gilbert "The Gravedigger" Brown] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 5.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Tackle King] (35 yd gain) [diving tackle: Coverbean Harris] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry up the right side, caught (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Catch Tackle] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tackle King] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry over the middle [deflected by Catch Tackle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:49 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Gold Bug up the right side [deflected by EL Camino SS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 11:45 | ||||
| 11:45 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by Mason Crosby, missed | Replay |
| 11:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Cardiac Arrest] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 36.5 | Roy Hobbs sacked by The Purple People Eater (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:41 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 33.5 | Roy Hobbs sacked by Michelangelo @ (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 10:06 | ||||
| 10:06 | 4th & 20.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 42 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (9 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Lynch Pin] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Oscar Robertson up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Lynch Pin] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 44 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate, hurried by Lawrence Baltimore, over the middle [deflected by 800 Pound Gorilla] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:26 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 44 | Chief Justice Earl Warren bad pass to Harry Wallus, hurried by Too Tall Harris, up the right side [deflected by Space Fish] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 9:21 | ||||
| 9:21 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 44 | Punt by Jeremy Kapinös, 46 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine [missed diving tackle: Hyper Extensible (Spin)] (21 yd return) [tackle: You Fumbled AGAIN] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Rollen Thunder rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Homey the Clown] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | Roy Hobbs sacked by The Purple People Eater (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:17 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 26.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Theron Byrd over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Glau Coma] | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 7:51 | ||||
| 7:51 | 4th & 8 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Ice Cream McNuggets, 43 yd, fielded by Another Another Lawyer (fair catch) | Replay |
| 7:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The End Of All Things] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 26.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren sacked by The End Of All Things (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:25 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 22 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Ninth Gate up the left side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Antoine 2 6 Winfield] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (no gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Jimmy Ellington] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Coverbean Harris (Spin)] [TD] [deflected by Coverbean Harris] (53.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:01 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 5:01 | ||||
| 5:01 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 48 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine (14 yd return) [tackle: Dexter Manley] | Replay | ||
| 4:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Theron Byrd, hurried by The Purple People Eater, up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Its Me] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Theron Byrd over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glau Coma] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 41 | Roy Hobbs pass to 41 Lorenzo Neal over the middle, caught, knocked loose by You Fumbled AGAIN [deflected by You Fumbled AGAIN] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:25 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 41 | Roy Hobbs sacked by Michelangelo @ (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:06 | 4th & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND up the right side [deflected by You Fumbled AGAIN] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 4:02 | ||||
| 4:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pitch to Omega Wolf to the left (48 yd gain) [tackle: Space Fish] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren screen pass to Harry Wallus to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: 800 Pound Gorilla] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fattie McFattfat] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | Omega Wolf rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:57 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Roy Hobbs pass to Ziggy Stardust' up the left side [deflected by Glau Coma] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Roy Hobbs pass to Ziggy Stardust' up the left side [deflected by Glau Coma] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Roy Hobbs pass to The Fastest Player in GLB History up the left side [deflected by Glau Coma] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | Roy Hobbs pass to The Fastest Player in GLB History, hurried by Dexter Manley, up the right side [deflected by Baxter Stockman@] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 1:40 | ||||
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darius Uncontested] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 16.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 16.5 | Chester "Ziggy" Sobotka rush[Big Hit forced fumble: Fattie McFattfat], fumbled , recovered by Omega Wolf (0 yd return) [tackle: The End Of All Things] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 16.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 16.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren pass to Clutch Curry over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:30 | Extra point attempted by Mason Crosby, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters 1:30 | ||||
| 1:30 | Kickoff by Mason Crosby, 72 yd, fielded by Liquid Sunshine, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Roy Hobbs pass to Nowsee Nowdont up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Glau Coma] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Roy Hobbs pass to SOLDIER BOI THA 2ND up the right side [deflected by You Fumbled AGAIN] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Roy Hobbs pass to Nowsee Nowdont up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glau Coma] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Roy Hobbs pass to Crush. Smashmouth, hurried by Dexter Manley, up the right side [deflected by Cardiac Arrest] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| East St Louis Tire Fires 0:38 | ||||
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Omega Wolf rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Space Fish] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 28.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eaters | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 28.5 | Chief Justice Earl Warren rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |