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Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona vs. Palembang Royally Drunken Monks
Box Score
  1 2 3 4 OT Total  
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 14 7 3 14 0 38 Final
Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 0 3 17 14 0 34  
 
Top Performers
Willie Stokes!
Maniacs and Dysfunctional QB
23/36, 190yds, 5 TD, 1 Int
Sir Scrotus Almighty
Palembang Royally HB
4 Rush, 84.5yds; 3 Rec, 10.5yds; 2 TD
Sperms of Endearment
Palembang Royally WR
1 Rec, 68.5yds, 0 TD
Harry Son
Maniacs and Dysfunctional HB
4 Rush, 17yds; 5 Rec, 76.5yds; 0 TD
Slicker than ....
Maniacs and Dysfunctional TE
5 Rec, 65yds, 2 TD
Box Score
 
Scoring Summary
1st Quarter
7:13 Maniacs and Dysfunctional TD Willie Stokes! pass to Slicker than .... up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] Replay
0:51 Maniacs and Dysfunctional TD Willie Stokes! pass to Slicker than .... up the left side, caught [TD] (11.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] Replay
 
2nd Quarter
9:06 Maniacs and Dysfunctional TD Willie Stokes! pass to Wong Fei - Hung!, hurried by Paste_Pot Pete, up the right side, caught [TD] (6.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] Replay
0:15 Palembang Royally FG 44.5 yd field goal attempted by A K, made [FG] Replay
 
3rd Quarter
14:11 Palembang Royally TD Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] Replay
7:19 Palembang Royally FG 46 yd field goal attempted by A K, made [FG] Replay
2:38 Maniacs and Dysfunctional FG 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [FG] Replay
2:35 Palembang Royally TD Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 64 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo  [TD] (94.5 yd return); Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] Replay
 
4th Quarter
14:09 Palembang Royally TD Sir Scrotus Almighty rush [TD] to the right (35 yd gain); Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] Replay
10:30 Palembang Royally TD Sir Scrotus Almighty rush [TD] to the right (53.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] Replay
5:03 Maniacs and Dysfunctional TD Willie Stokes! pass to Screaming Orgasm up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] Replay
0:56 Maniacs and Dysfunctional TD Willie Stokes! pass to Jager BOOOMB up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] Replay
 
5th Quarter
 
Team Stats
  Maniacs and Dysfunctional Palembang Royally
TOTAL NET YARDS 482.5 327.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 115.5 93.5
   Rushes 39 18
   Yards/Rush 3 5.2
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 367 234
   Completions/Attempts 37/59 18/37
   Yards/Pass 6.2 6.3
   Times Sacked 3 4
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 6 8
   Yards per Punt 53.3 54.5
PENALTIES 0 0
   Penalty Yards 0 0
FUMBLES 2 0
   Fumbles Lost 0 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 39:46 20:14
Passing
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Plays Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Hurry Sack SackYd BadTh Drop Int TD
QB Willie Stokes! 65 23 36 190 63.9 5.3 7 2 -5.5 2 0 1 5
QB Rick Blaine III 41 14 23 177 60.9 7.7 3 1 -4 2 0 0 0
Palembang Royally Plays Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Hurry Sack SackYd BadTh Drop Int TD
QB Tit's a Wonderful Life 61 18 37 234 48.6 6.3 4 4 -22 3 0 0 1
Rushing
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Plays Rush Yds Avg TD RushRZ BrTk TFL Fum FumL
HB Diet Dew II 30 16 58 3.6 0 4 7 4 0 0
HB Dimmy Finster VI 31 9 49 5.4 0 0 4 1 0 0
FB Vegas Bomb!! 38 4 7 1.8 0 2 3 1 0 0
HB Harry Son 40 4 17 4.3 0 1 2 0 0 0
QB Rick Blaine III 41 4 -10 -2.5 0 0 0 1 0 0
QB Willie Stokes! 65 2 -5.5 -2.8 0 0 0 0 1 0
FB Dix Enormous III 36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Bill Loney 15 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
Palembang Royally Plays Rush Yds Avg TD RushRZ BrTk TFL Fum FumL
HB Eric Dickerrson 11 10 31 3.1 0 0 1 0 0 0
QB Tit's a Wonderful Life 61 4 -22 -5.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Sir Scrotus Almighty 9 4 84.5 21.1 2 0 1 2 0 0
FB Jon Belushi 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Sir Medyr 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB FB FB2 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Ray Ray Rice 32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Receiving
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Plays Targ Rec Yds Avg YAC TD Drop TargRZ Targ3d Fum FumL
FB Vegas Bomb!! 38 12 9 84 9.3 2.9 0 1 2 2 0 0
TE Slicker than .... 50 9 5 65 13 0 2 1 2 3 0 0
HB Harry Son 40 6 5 76.5 15.3 8.6 0 0 0 1 0 0
WR Martini Shaken 44 5 3 17.5 5.8 0.8 0 0 1 2 1 0
WR Screaming Orgasm 51 5 3 25.5 8.5 0 1 1 4 2 0 0
TE Wong Fei - Hung! 56 5 4 43.5 10.9 0 1 0 2 1 0 0
HB Diet Dew II 30 4 2 10.5 5.3 2 0 0 0 1 0 0
WR Jager BOOOMB 34 4 2 5.5 2.8 1 1 0 2 1 0 0
WR Mike Sweeney 29 4 3 32 10.7 5.2 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Ted Striker! 50 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0
HB Dimmy Finster VI 31 2 1 7 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Giant Monkee 34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Dr. Byron Orpheus 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Palembang Royally Plays Targ Rec Yds Avg YAC TD Drop TargRZ Targ3d Fum FumL
WR T.K. Carter-Voom 36 9 2 40 20 0 0 1 0 5 0 0
WR Stump Jumper India Pale Ale 34 8 7 80.5 11.5 1.2 1 0 1 2 0 0
HB Ray Ray Rice 32 6 3 19 6.3 0.5 0 0 0 1 0 0
HB Sir Scrotus Almighty 9 4 3 10.5 3.5 7 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Sperms of Endearment 21 3 1 68.5 68.5 71 0 1 0 1 0 0
WR Mats Aloha 31 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
TE Royal Captain America 23 2 1 5.5 5.5 0.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Shaving Ryan's Privates 15 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0
TE Synnsma Beech 6 1 1 10 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Sir Medyr 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Rico Malfunction 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Breed Irish Wolfhound 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Joyce   25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kicking
Maniacs and Dysfunctional FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB Yds Avg
K Aaron Syverson 1 2 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/0 0/1 5 5 7 4 507 72.4
Palembang Royally FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB Yds Avg
K A K 2 2 0/0 0/0 0/0 2/2 0/0 4 4 7 4 509 72.7
Punting
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Punts Yds Avg TB CofCrn Inside5 Inside10 Inside20
P B 52 6 320 53.3 0 0 0 3 2
Palembang Royally Punts Yds Avg TB CofCrn Inside5 Inside10 Inside20
P Royal Bat Girl 8 436 54.5 0 0 0 1 1
Kick/Punt Return
Maniacs and Dysfunctional KR Yds Avg TD PR Yds Avg TD
HB Bill Loney 3 66.5 22.2 0 7 113 16.1 0
Palembang Royally KR Yds Avg TD PR Yds Avg TD
CB Blanco Niņo  3 148 49.3 1 3 52 17.3 0
Offensive Line
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Plays Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
FB Dix Enormous III 36 7 0 0 0
G Mister October 58 7 7 1 0
TE Ted Striker! 50 5 2 0 0
OT Dougy Snaza 68 2 1 1 1
OT Biggy John 55 2 4 1 0
G Mo Lesster III 63 2 7 1 0
G Dick Sweat III 69 2 10 1 0
OT Walk Me Down Jesus 77 1 12 1 0
C Douglas Snaza 58 1 6 0 0
OT Bob and Doug McKenzie! 50 0 7 1 0
G Pirate Roberts Jr 53 0 5 1 0
C Nate Thompson 35 0 0 0 0
C Mike Huter III 63 0 12 0 0
C Eric Brewer 33 0 0 0 0
C Victor Hedman 28 0 0 0 0
Palembang Royally Plays Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
G Franz Klammer 58 6 9 0 0
TE Rico Malfunction 20 5 0 0 0
OT Spocky Fish 43 2 17 1 1
OT Siupelli Malamala 37 2 10 0 0
G Royal Iron Man 34 1 5 0 1
G M60A3 MBT 41 1 2 1 0
FB FB FB2 25 1 0 0 0
C Jonathan "Rimington" Luigs 45 1 11 0 0
C Free Spirit RF 41 0 0 0 0
OT Simon de Montfort 12 0 1 0 0
G Boulder Butte 34 0 1 0 0
C cobra kai will flop 35 0 9 0 0
OT Pancake Boltz, IMO 37 0 3 1 0
Defense
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Ply Tk MsTk Sack Yds Hry TFL FFum FumR Targ RecAlw KL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
CB Frank the Tank! 39 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 0
LB † Head Hunter † 25 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Time to steal your shine 38 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 9 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
SS Sean Bergenheim 36 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 0
DE R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface 39 3 0 3 17 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 27
LB Bluto Blutarsky! 31 3 0 1 5 1 0 0 0 4 2 0 2 0 0 0 5 0
DE Mr Mostly Mittens 53 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
CB Jack Goffe III 36 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
LB Rahzar @ 37 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4 2 0 2 0 0 0 2 0
C Nate Thompson 35 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Super. Man 35 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB PauIie GuaItieri 22 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Tokka @ 30 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 0 1 0 0 0 5 0
LB Middle Monkey 19 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DT The Dude ! 39 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 21
CB Thievory is a art 36 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 4 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
FS Simon Gagne 31 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
WR Giant Monkee 34 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
OT Walk Me Down Jesus 77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Diet Dew II 30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K Aaron Syverson 14 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Buster Highmen III 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
DE Hugh Jadump III 50 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
FS Ben Sanderson! 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0
CB Land Shark Island 36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DT :facepalm: :lol: 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DT Dead Pool 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Gin and Juice 42 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Palembang Royally Ply Tk MsTk Sack Yds Hry TFL FFum FumR Targ RecAlw KL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Ghost Rider RF 61 10 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
SS SS SS3 57 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 1
DE Vengeance RF 61 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 8
LB Polka_DoT Man 77 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 13 9 0 3 0 0 0 3 0
FS by a naked fan running onto the field  61 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 4 0 2 1 7 0 2 0
FS Royal Executioner 59 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
LB Trent Boyette 53 5 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 2
SS Brooks Myers 54 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DE Paste_Pot Pete 55 3 2 1 5.5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3
DE Blackheart RF 63 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 6
LB David Little 27 3 0 2 4 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
C Free Spirit RF 41 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Milo Voom 42 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 6 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke 45 2 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 5 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
LB I am Jack's Cold Sweat 53 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
CB Daimon Hellstrom 48 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB On Golden Blonde 48 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Myron Jorgenson 50 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
CB Carlos Blackthorn 51 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 0
DT Sir Mordred 51 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 17
DT Clay Seattle 61 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 21
DE Sir Garethe 59 1 1 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 19
LB J Ship 60 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 6 0
CB Blanco Niņo  20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Future Considerations 48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7
DT Sir Degore 49 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12
Special Teams
Maniacs and Dysfunctional Plays Tk MsTk FFum FRec FumRTD Pnkd BrTk Fum FumL
C Nate Thompson 35 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Super. Man 9 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
DE Mr Mostly Mittens 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Middle Monkey 12 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0
Palembang Royally Plays Tk MsTk FFum FRec FumRTD Pnkd BrTk Fum FumL
LB Ghost Rider RF 22 4 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
DE Paste_Pot Pete 11 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C Free Spirit RF 41 2 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
DE Vengeance RF 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Blackheart RF 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0