| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona | 14 | 7 | 3 | 14 | 0 | 38 | Final |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | 0 | 3 | 17 | 14 | 0 | 34 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by A K, 65 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Paste_Pot Pete] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Martini Shaken over the middle [deflected by Brooks Myers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Harry Son up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Trent Boyette (Spin)] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Diet Dew II rush [missed diving tackle: Vengeance RF (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Blackheart RF] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 33 | Willie Stokes! pass to Harry Son up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 3rd & inches | OWN 43.5 | Diet Dew II rush up the middle (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brooks Myers] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Dimmy Finster VI up the right side [deflected by Polka_DoT Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Willie Stokes! screen pass to Diet Dew II to the right side, caught [missed tackle: J Ship (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] (3 yd loss) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 48.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Screaming Orgasm, hurried by David Little, up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Daimon Hellstrom] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 4th & 1 | OPP 39 | Diet Dew II rush [missed diving tackle: Sir Garethe (Spin)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Dimmy Finster VI rush to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: SS SS3] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 25.5 | Vegas Bomb!! rush [missed tackle: Carlos Blackthorn (Spin)] to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Diet Dew II rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Trent Boyette] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 18 | Vegas Bomb!! rush [missed diving tackle: SS SS3 (Spin)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 8:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 15.5 | Diet Dew II rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Vegas Bomb!! rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Brooks Myers] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 2nd & G | OPP 10 | Willie Stokes! pass to Vegas Bomb!! up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 7:13 | 3rd & G | OPP 6.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Slicker than .... up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:08 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 7:08 | ||||
| 7:08 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 79 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo , 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Eric Dickerrson rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Dude !] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad pass to Royal Captain America, hurried by Bluto Blutarsky!, up the right side [deflected by Rahzar @] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:30 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pitch to Sir Scrotus Almighty to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Frank the Tank!] | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 6:04 | ||||
| 6:04 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 43 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (fair catch) | Replay |
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Rick Blaine III pitch to Dimmy Finster VI to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 5:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34.5 | Harry Son rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 4:48 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 38.5 | Willie Stokes! bad pass to Harry Son up the left side [deflected by Polka_DoT Man] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 4:44 | ||||
| 4:44 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by B 52, 56 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo (11 yd return) [tackle: Nate Thompson] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Ray Ray Rice up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Bluto Blutarsky!] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 20 | Tit's a Wonderful Life sacked by R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 15 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Mats Aloha, hurried by Rahzar @, up the right side [deflected by Ben Sanderson!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 3:20 | ||||
| 3:20 | 4th & 11 | OWN 15 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 71 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (15 yd return) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than .... over the middle, caught (31 yd gain) [diving tackle: SS SS3] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than .... over the middle, caught, knocked loose by SS SS3 [deflected by SS SS3] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:24 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Rick Blaine III bad pass to Slicker than .... up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 36.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Wong Fei - Hung! over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: SS SS3] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than .... over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Jack's Cold Sweat] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Wong Fei - Hung! over the middle [deflected by SS SS3] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Screaming Orgasm over the middle, caught [missed tackle: On Golden Blonde (Spin)], knocked loose by Ghost Rider RF [deflected by Ghost Rider RF] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Slicker than .... up the left side, caught [TD] (11.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:47 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 0:47 | ||||
| 0:47 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 73 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo (24 yd return) [diving tackle: Super. Man] | Replay | ||
| 0:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Mats Aloha up the left side [deflected by Ben Sanderson!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pitch to Sir Scrotus Almighty to the right (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sean Bergenheim] | Replay |
| 0:04 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 17.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the left side [deflected by The Dude !] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 17.5 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 60 yd, fielded by Bill Loney [missed diving tackle: Trent Boyette] (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Vengeance RF] | Replay |
| 14:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Dimmy Finster VI rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 49 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Mike Sweeney to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blackheart RF] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Rick Blaine III pass to Vegas Bomb!! over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Trent Boyette] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 39 | Rick Blaine III pitch to Dimmy Finster VI to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Milo Voom] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 40 | Willie Stokes! pass to Vegas Bomb!!, hurried by Sir Garethe, over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 4th & 1 | OPP 36 | Diet Dew II rush [missed diving tackle: Sir Mordred] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Rick Blaine III pass to Vegas Bomb!!, hurried by Sir Degore, up the right side [deflected by Polka_DoT Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33 | Rick Blaine III pass to Mike Sweeney over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Carlos Blackthorn] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Rick Blaine III sacked by David Little (Big Sack) (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:17 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 26 | Rick Blaine III pass to Wong Fei - Hung! over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 13 | Willie Stokes! pass to Screaming Orgasm over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Milo Voom] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Screaming Orgasm up the right side [deflected by Carlos Blackthorn] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Wong Fei - Hung!, hurried by Paste_Pot Pete, up the right side, caught [TD] (6.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:02 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 9:02 | ||||
| 9:02 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 79 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo , 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Ray Ray Rice over the middle [deflected by Rahzar @] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Sir Scrotus Almighty to the left side [deflected by Bluto Blutarsky!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:54 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom over the middle [deflected by Sean Bergenheim] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 46 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (8.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Rick Blaine III pass to Mike Sweeney up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Rick Blaine III bad pass to Vegas Bomb!! up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:35 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Willie Stokes! pass to Diet Dew II, hurried by Clay Seattle, up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Carlos Blackthorn] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 8:29 | ||||
| 8:29 | 4th & 10 | OWN 43 | Punt by B 52, 48 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Sperms of Endearment, hurried by Hugh Jadump III, up the right side [deflected by Frank the Tank!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 9 | Eric Dickerrson rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 9 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the right side, thrown low, caught, knocked loose by Frank the Tank! [deflected by Frank the Tank!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 7:44 | ||||
| 7:44 | 4th & 10 | OWN 9 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 46 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (12.5 yd return) [tackle: Blackheart RF] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Dimmy Finster VI rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Myron Jorgenson] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 37.5 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Mike Sweeney to the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 6:37 | ||||
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Willie Stokes! pass to Diet Dew II, hurried by Paste_Pot Pete, over the middle intercepted by by a naked fan running onto the field (7 yd return) [diving tackle: Giant Monkee] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Ray Ray Rice, hurried by R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface, up the left side [deflected by Ben Sanderson!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17 | Eric Dickerrson rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Simon Gagne] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 24.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life sacked by R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 5:17 | ||||
| 5:17 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 72 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (22 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Free Spirit RF] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Willie Stokes! screen pass to Harry Son to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daimon Hellstrom] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 38 | Vegas Bomb!! rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sir Mordred] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Diet Dew II over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Willie Stokes! pass to Harry Son up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brooks Myers] | Replay |
| 2:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Diet Dew II rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 31.5 | Diet Dew II rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Trent Boyette] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 27 | Willie Stokes! sacked by Paste_Pot Pete (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 1:20 | ||||
| 1:20 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 33 | 50 yd field goal attempted by Aaron Syverson, missed | Replay |
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Eric Dickerrson rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tokka @] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Eric Dickerrson rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky!] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 44.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [tackle: Sean Bergenheim] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life sacked by R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:15 | 2nd & 17 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by A K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | Kickoff by A K, 69 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (19 yd return) [tackle: Paste_Pot Pete] | Replay | ||
| 0:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Willie Stokes! pitch to Harry Son [missed tackle: Paste_Pot Pete (Spin)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Myron Jorgenson] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Sperms of Endearment to the right side, caught (68.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frank the Tank!] | Replay |
| 14:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 14:07 | Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 14:07 | ||||
| 14:07 | Kickoff by A K, 75 yd, fielded by Bill Loney, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rick Blaine III pass to Wong Fei - Hung!, hurried by David Little, up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Rick Blaine III pass to Ted Striker! over the middle [deflected by Myron Jorgenson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than ...., hurried by Sir Garethe, over the middle [deflected by Myron Jorgenson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32 | Willie Stokes! pass to Jager BOOOMB up the left side [deflected by Milo Voom] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 13:27 | ||||
| 13:27 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32 | Punt by B 52, 60 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo (20 yd return) [tackle: Middle Monkey] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 26.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life sacked by Bluto Blutarsky! (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:17 | 3rd & 16.5 | OWN 21.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Sperms of Endearment up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Frank the Tank! [deflected by Frank the Tank!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 12:13 | ||||
| 12:13 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 58 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (27 yd return) [tackle: Free Spirit RF] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Rick Blaine III pitch to Dimmy Finster VI to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 48 | Rick Blaine III pass to Vegas Bomb!! over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Vengeance RF [deflected by Vengeance RF] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:29 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 48 | Willie Stokes! pass to Slicker than .... over the middle [deflected by by a naked fan running onto the field ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 11:24 | ||||
| 11:24 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 48 | Punt by B 52, 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 11:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Ray Ray Rice up the left side [deflected by Tokka @] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the left side [deflected by Simon Gagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sean Bergenheim] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Goffe III] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Land Shark Island] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:48 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life bad screen pass to Sir Scrotus Almighty to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Gin and Juice] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Thievory is a art] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 37.5 | Eric Dickerrson rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: PauIie GuaItieri] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Sir Scrotus Almighty to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Goffe III] | Replay |
| 8:01 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 35.5 | Eric Dickerrson rush [missed tackle: Frank the Tank! (Power Through)] up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rahzar @] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 29 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Shaving Ryan's Privates over the middle, caught, knocked loose by † Head Hunter † [deflected by † Head Hunter †] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:19 | 4th & 3 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by A K, made [FG] | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | Kickoff by A K, 79 yd, fielded by Bill Loney, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rick Blaine III pitch to Dimmy Finster VI [missed tackle: Carlos Blackthorn (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field (Spin)] to the left (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 6:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Jager BOOOMB to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Carlos Blackthorn] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 37 | Rick Blaine III pass to Vegas Bomb!! up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & inches | OWN 45.5 | Diet Dew II rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Rick Blaine III pass to Ted Striker! over the middle [deflected by J Ship] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 50 | Rick Blaine III pass to Harry Son up the right side, caught (35 yd gain) [diving tackle: On Golden Blonde] | Replay |
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Willie Stokes! pitch to Diet Dew II [missed tackle: Milo Voom] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 13 | Willie Stokes! pitch to Harry Son to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 9.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Ted Striker! over the middle [deflected by Royal Executioner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 9.5 | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [FG] | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 2:35 | ||||
| 2:35 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 64 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo [TD] (94.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 2:24 | Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 2:24 | ||||
| 2:24 | Kickoff by A K, 79 yd, fielded by Bill Loney, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rick Blaine III rush up the middle (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: David Little] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 17 | Rick Blaine III pass to Vegas Bomb!! over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: by a naked fan running onto the field ] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Martini Shaken up the right side [deflected by Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 1:00 | ||||
| 1:00 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by B 52, 70 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo (21 yd return) [tackle: Nate Thompson] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Eric Dickerrson rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: † Head Hunter †] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Ray Ray Rice up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Rahzar @] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Eric Dickerrson rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: PauIie GuaItieri] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 35 | Sir Scrotus Almighty rush [TD] to the right (35 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:01 | Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 14:01 | ||||
| 14:01 | Kickoff by A K, 76 yd, fielded by Bill Loney, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rick Blaine III pitch to Diet Dew II to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 17.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than .... up the left side [deflected by by a naked fan running onto the field ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:28 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 17.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Martini Shaken, hurried by Sir Garethe, up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke (Power Through)] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: On Golden Blonde] | Replay |
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 12:45 | ||||
| 12:45 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Punt by B 52, 57 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 12:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super. Man] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 36 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Synnsma Beech over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Sean Bergenheim] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Tit's a Wonderful Life screen pass to Sir Scrotus Almighty to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frank the Tank!] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 46.5 | Sir Scrotus Almighty rush [TD] to the right (53.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:20 | Extra point attempted by A K, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 10:20 | ||||
| 10:20 | Kickoff by A K, 66 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (30 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay | ||
| 10:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Rick Blaine III pass to Vegas Bomb!! over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 9:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Dimmy Finster VI rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Trent Boyette] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 41 | Diet Dew II rush [missed diving tackle: J Ship (Spin)] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Dimmy Finster VI, hurried by Sir Garethe, up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: SS SS3] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 26.5 | Dimmy Finster VI rush [missed tackle: Myron Jorgenson] [missed diving tackle: Paste_Pot Pete (Spin)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Willie Stokes! pitch to Harry Son to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 6:51 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 12 | Willie Stokes! pitch to Diet Dew II to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Trent Boyette] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 13.5 | Diet Dew II rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Seattle] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 4th & 2 | OPP 12.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Vegas Bomb!! up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Jack's Cold Sweat] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Willie Stokes! bad pass to Jager BOOOMB over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Screaming Orgasm up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:58 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 4:58 | ||||
| 4:58 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Royal Captain America up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tokka @] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Eric Dickerrson rush to the right (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Stump Jumper India Pale Ale up the right side [deflected by Middle Monkey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 3:18 | ||||
| 3:18 | 4th & 4 | OWN 26 | Punt by Royal Bat Girl, 40 yd, fielded by Bill Loney [missed tackle: Brooks Myers] (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | [Big Sack forced fumble: David Little], fumbled , recovered by Walk Me Down Jesus (-0 yd return) [tackle: Vengeance RF] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | Willie Stokes! pass to Vegas Bomb!! over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke (Spin)] (25.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Royal Executioner] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Willie Stokes! screen pass to Martini Shaken to the right side, caught[forced fumble: Sir Garethe], fumbled , recovered by Diet Dew II (-0 yd return) [tackle: J Ship] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 34 | Willie Stokes! pass to Vegas Bomb!! over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Polka_DoT Man] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 25.5 | Diet Dew II rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ghost Rider RF] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Willie Stokes! pitch to Diet Dew II to the right (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brooks Myers] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Offensive Timeout Called: Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona | Replay |
| 1:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Willie Stokes! pass to Martini Shaken over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 4 | Willie Stokes! pass to Jager BOOOMB up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:51 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Palembang Royally Drunken Monks 0:51 | ||||
| 0:51 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 52 yd, fielded by Blanco Niņo [missed diving tackle: Aaron Syverson] (29.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay | ||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Time to steal your shine] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Sir Medyr over the middle [deflected by Bluto Blutarsky!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to Ray Ray Rice up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Frank the Tank!] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | Replay |
| 0:35 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Tit's a Wonderful Life pass to T.K. Carter-Voom up the right side [deflected by Thievory is a art] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Maniacs and Dysfunctional Criminals of Winona 0:32 | ||||
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Rick Blaine III rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 47.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 47.5 | Rick Blaine III rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 46.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 46.5 | Rick Blaine III rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |