| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Final |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 20 |
Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Cheers is filmed in front | TD | What Would I Want? Sky pass to KJ Armstrong III up the left side intercepted by Eddie Maiden [TD] (36 yd return); Extra point attempted by Rob Hart, made [XP] | Replay |
| 12:34 | The GlobeDotters: | TD | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the left (6.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:10 | The GlobeDotters: | FG | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 7:49 | The GlobeDotters: | FG | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:47 | Cheers is filmed in front | FG | 24 yd field goal attempted by Rob Hart, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 11:31 | The GlobeDotters: | TD | Silky Draws rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Cheers is filmed in front | The GlobeDotters: | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 269.5 | 275 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 162 | 147 |
| Rushes | 41 | 32 |
| Yards/Rush | 4 | 4.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 107.5 | 128 |
| Completions/Attempts | 16/32 | 17/33 |
| Yards/Pass | 3.4 | 3.9 |
| Times Sacked | 2 | 3 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 2 |
| PUNTS | 9 | 8 |
| Yards per Punt | 46.4 | 49.3 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 2 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 33:11 | 26:49 |
| Passing |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Vlad Bierko |
34 | 16 | 32 | 107.5 | 50 | 3.4 | 5 | 2 | -3.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB - Twinkle Toes - |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB What Would I Want? Sky |
57 | 15 | 29 | 136 | 51.7 | 4.7 | 2 | 3 | -10 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| QB Bombs Away Berner (KGH) |
9 | 2 | 4 | -8 | 50 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Siran Stacy |
35 | 17 | 85 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Marshall "Magic" Faulk |
35 | 14 | 69 | 4.9 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| FB "Suga" Rashad Evans |
14 | 6 | 9.5 | 1.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB - Twinkle Toes - |
40 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Vlad Bierko |
34 | 2 | -3.5 | -1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Unkle "Head" Kracker |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Eel of Norway |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Xenny Dust |
37 | 16 | 138 | 8.6 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Silky Draws |
11 | 9 | 18.5 | 2.1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB What Would I Want? Sky |
57 | 4 | -14.5 | -3.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Bombs Away Berner (KGH) |
9 | 3 | 5 | 1.7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aaron Mcfadden II |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Some Assembly Required |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB No Block Me |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Marshall "Magic" Faulk |
35 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB "Suga" Rashad Evans |
14 | 4 | 2 | 9.5 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE End All "BE" All |
33 | 4 | 3 | 27 | 9 | 0.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Double Shot |
33 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Heath Miller |
25 | 3 | 2 | 25.5 | 12.8 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR - Down Town - |
38 | 3 | 2 | 32 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Siran Stacy |
35 | 2 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR My Most Valuable Possession |
34 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Clyde Jr. |
43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Why Do I Keep Making Dots? |
44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Cheers Jim beam TE |
41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Xavier Shuttlesworth |
21 | 7 | 2 | 48.5 | 24.3 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Xenny Dust |
37 | 6 | 4 | -17 | -4.3 | 1.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB No Block Me |
16 | 5 | 5 | 33 | 6.6 | 0.9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tight End Armstrong |
40 | 4 | 2 | 22.5 | 11.3 | 0.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR KJ Armstrong III |
34 | 3 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aaron Mcfadden II |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Xenny Beep |
32 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 8.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR J.C. Encore |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Guinness Heff |
26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Payle Ryder |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Smash Butkis IV |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Cheers is filmed in front | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Rob Hart |
1 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 214 | 71.3 |
| The GlobeDotters: | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Thomas Irish |
2 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 348 | 69.6 |
| Punting |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Ordinary Joe |
9 | 418 | 46.4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P James Garcia |
8 | 394 | 49.3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Cheers is filmed in front | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The Eel of Norway |
5 | 115.5 | 23.1 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 22.5 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB DeMar DeRozan |
2 | 40.5 | 20.3 | 0 | 6 | 108.5 | 18.1 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Why Do I Keep Making Dots? |
44 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Get On Your Back |
52 | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| G Slim Speedy |
24 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Unkle "Head" Kracker |
37 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Michael Zagrabrewski |
64 | 2 | 18 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Cheers Jim beam TE |
41 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Raymond "Barney" Van Barneveld |
40 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| G Massey Ferguson 8600 |
42 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| G PWNIN NEWBZ |
33 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| FB "Suga" Rashad Evans |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| C Louis H Smith |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Brett Emerton |
34 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Massey Ferguson 6400 |
12 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| C I work 4 Beer |
35 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Red Bull Dozer |
62 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 0 |
| C Syrup Anyone |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ol' Blue Eyes |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Left Guard Armstrong |
47 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| TE Smash Butkis IV |
22 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT OT strength test |
29 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Smash Brother1 |
47 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Bionic Cheeseburger |
40 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Steve Washington |
34 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| G Robert Hamm |
37 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Some Assembly Required |
28 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Abominable Rhino |
41 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| G Smash Brother4 |
40 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| C Home Cookin |
37 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Max Rolls |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Center Armstrong |
48 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| C Chi "Short for Chicago" |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Franz |
31 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB I Will Maim You |
38 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Eddie Maiden |
54 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| CB Chykie "Outlaw" Brown |
36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS ~ Matisyahu ~ |
35 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Slab the Killer |
38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Damon "Doss" Tatum II |
34 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB _ Jack Reacher _ |
35 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB J.C Denton |
48 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DE Igor McStrongbad |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 |
| DE Richie 'Judas' Rich |
32 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| DE Dread Pirate Roberts |
34 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 |
| DT Alborosie Ras |
29 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| LB El Gringo |
38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| DE Thud Butt |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 |
| DT Norman Blake |
34 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| HB Marshall "Magic" Faulk |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Louis H Smith |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Omar Hassan |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| LB You Don't Know Me |
36 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| DE Cheers Cognac DE |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dink |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mr Woody |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| CB "Red Shutdown" |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Syrup Anyone |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Cheers Vodka DE |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ol' Blue Eyes |
32 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT a crippled old man |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| G Massey Ferguson 8600 |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Cheers Beer DE |
32 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Knockin ItLoose |
49 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB William Willie Brown |
41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Vinny Ballgame |
49 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DE Sack Sabbath |
59 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| DE Morgan "Shotgun" Bird |
30 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| FS C.J. Matthews |
57 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Im Tall and Skinny |
38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Blind~ Sided~ |
43 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 |
| SS Ernie and Bort |
52 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Josh Buhl |
41 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Southern Comfort |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Carlton D. Ridenhour |
41 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 |
| CB Baby Face Nelson™ |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Shutdown_ Touchdown |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Better than F Y R |
10 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Max Rolls |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Aaron Corner |
44 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Da Run Stoppa |
28 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| LB Prime Minister of Defense |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tamaki Hiroshi |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Monster End |
42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 |
| DE Strong Side End |
49 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| DT Stopping the Run |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| WR J.C. Encore |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT James Murphy |
26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| CB Chong Li |
30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Left Guard Armstrong |
47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Robert Hamm |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Lightning Up |
36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB DeMar DeRozan |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Cheers is filmed in front | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB I Will Maim You |
5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Louis H Smith |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Damon "Doss" Tatum II |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Cheers Cognac DE |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Syrup Anyone |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Cheers Vodka DE |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ol' Blue Eyes |
32 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The GlobeDotters: | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Josh Buhl |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Morgan "Shotgun" Bird |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Max Rolls |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Prime Minister of Defense |
30 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS C.J. Matthews |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |